Remember folks, looks can be deceiving... :0

Ninety-nine bottles of pop on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of pop... Take one down, pass it around..." guest sang to themself as they trotted through Neopia Central. Once again, every shop was sold out. What was the point in even coming down here? guest sighed, finding a vacant park bench and sitting down. "So bored... can't...talk... right..." they muttered, laying back and staring up at the bright blue sky. "Neopets is SO boring when there's nothing to waste your neopoints on," they continued to whine, "GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DOOOO....
Just then, a small aisha came hopping down the sidewalk, her long ears raised high and alert, bobbing up and down with each step she took. guest's eyes widened, watching the small Neopet walk by, she not even seeming to notice the overly bored person sprawled out on the bench. guest grinned, hopping from the bench to the sidewalk in front of the aisha. "HELLO!!!1" they greeted. The aisha, startled, backed away slightly, light blue fur raised. "Eheh... hi..." she replied uneasily. "I'M BOOOORED!" guest declared, their grin turning into a hopeless frown. Apparently they were pretty desperate if they were jumping in front of random passerbys and expecting entertainment out of it...
The aisha smiled lightly, motioning guest towards the park bench. "Bored, huh? Well you caught me at a good time. I'm pretty bored myself." she said, crawling up onto the seat and sitting down. "Well random person, it's STORY TIME!
guest grinned widely magically grabbing a soft drink and bowl of popcorn from out of nowhere, eyes wide and fixed upon the aisha.
Get comfy... and lets begin...

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Stats
Here are the SUPER EXCITING basics about me." :3

Full Name: kittie_3993
Nicknames: Kittie, Kit, Kits, Supreme Ruler... :3
Gender: Female
Species: Aisha
Color: Baby
Age: Young :P
Eye Color: Brown
Crush: Eww... o.0
Love: EWW... x.X
Kids: EWWWWWWW..... x____X;;
Slave: bugeyedthing (Nini)

Henchmen
Oh, I just have to tell you about morons I live with..." -__-;

Nini is just... stupid. o.0; She's the one who got me stuck as a baby in the first place. Oh yeah, she's a dog. I'm serious. How would you feel if your own-- er, slave, was A DOG? It's no fun when the neighbors stare at you while you're out taking a walk! x__X; Anyways, she has her moments I must admit... Eh, who am I kidding. T.T She likes drawing and making websites pretty much... I think I'll operate on her brain one day... maybe tweak a few things... :3
Blue is weird too. T.T; This guy is bipolar, I swear. x.X First he's all happy, then he goes through some random depression for no reason, and now he's just... eh. o__O; He's waaaay too mischeivious for my liking. You get a bit annoyed after having 10 pies slapped in your face and spitballs stuck in your fur. T~T; I think I liked him better when he was all depressed... I could boss him around more... e.e
Sai is bipolar too. T.T First he was hyper and bouncy, then he goes all Emo on us, now he's all hyper and bouncy again. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE. e________e; Anyways, Sai has the most drama in his life most of the time... I mean, the poor guy has gone through some losses before. First, his girlfriend up and leaves him for some other guy, -she snickers at this- his friends seem to of completely forgot about him, and every time he meets someone new, they only seem to hang around him for ten minutes before disappearing. o.O But... whatever. You gotta give him some points for trying, huh? ;P
Bubblez. Oh my. Give her a packet of sugar and see what happens. I DARE you. This girl is NUTS. o___O; She's often found in a straight jacket, running into the wall for no apparent reason. She can be sane, don't get me wrong, but when she's hyper, run. RUN. o__o Because of her hyperactivity, my most ingenious plan to take over the world was destroyed. D: I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING-- -ahem- um... yeah. :3;

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Minion

This here is my "petpet", Mimi. She's a Mazzew. Lyke dur. ANYWAYS, she's unefortunately not the brightest petpet.... x__x; Y'see, I used to have a Christmas Puppyblew named Waggers. He was pretty good with my lab expiriments I might add. ;D Well anyways, for SOME reason, Waggers ran away to my adopted cousin, Berry. TRAITOR. T____T So, petpetless, I would wander about each day in search of a new guinea pi-- I mean... "companion", until one day, I arrived home to find a surprise waiting for me. :0
Nini had been off doing her usual ritual of wasting her hard-earned neopoints on pointless games, and apparently she had wasted four hours of her pitiful life at the Wheel of Monotony. Well... she won something... for me. As soon as I walked through the door, she shoved the wide-eyed little creature in my face and exclaimed, "ISN'T SHE ADOOOOOORABLE????
I stared at the Mazzew, disgusted. It seemed to be drooling for no apparent reason... not to mention it smelled strangely of chocolate pudding... Anyways, I grabbed a tissue and reluctantly picked it up by the scruff of the neck and studied it. It stared at me with those giant blue eyes... then... BAM. In the blink of an eye she had latched onto my head and was yelling "MOMMYYYYYYYY!!!1" at the top of her lungs. It took a crowbar to dislodge her... and, well, we've been the best of friends ever since. e.e

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Accomplices
Oh, yes, might I mention the few I like to plot my dastardly plans with...?" :3

Coming once I finish the images... |3

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Weakness
Oh... yeah... love..." e.e

SINGLE PRINGLE, BAYBAY. ;P Love is for the weak-minded. T.T I'm neeeeever falling in love~ ..... hopefully.... o.o

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Approves
Here are some things I'm rather fond of...." ;3

~Destruction
~Chaos
~World Domination
~Reading xD
~Plotting
Anything that has to do with World Domination, pretty much. xDD;;

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Loathes
These things, however, I absolutely despise..." T.T

~Being a baby T_____T;
~Hyper....ness... -pokes Bubblez-
~Being Underestimated -___-;
~Foiled Plans. x.x
~Sloth. Pfft, amateur. xP
~ Love. Ick. T~T;

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Army
I WAS going to use these little guys as a miniature army of DOOM, but... I guess I'll share." ;P

You know the rules. T___T No stealing, altering, or entering in the Beauty Contest.

Customs are currently: [x]Open [ ] Closed
If you would like a custom, neomail bugeyedthing. ;3

All unshown colors still being worked on. xD;