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KEIRCH AT A GLANCE
Name: KeirchAge: 15
Adopted: 21st of October, 2004
Eyes: Crimson
Favorite Color: Yellow
Hobbies: Shrieking, Running, Breaking stuff
Favorite Object: A beaten up old mallet
Personality: Hyper and unpredictable.
Dislikes: Grarrls and Garden Gnomes.
ZOMG HELLLOOOOW RANDOM INTERNET PERSON! Welcome welcome...dunno how yew got in meh room, but welcome all the same! id give you hugs but yew be stuck in the computer box :D ANYWAY Meh name'z Keirch...it rhyms wit perch ^_^ ... Errrr tis is were I live mostlah....Im not allowed to play in da battledome but i got tis mallet to carry around....its fun to swing and squish bugs wit ^o^ anyways yur here to learn more about me? ....ok then! x3 Dizzah isnt a code monkah so she used layout help from sunnyneo as well as petpages from smarter code monkeys.... yep o_o IT STILL TOOK FOREVER TAH DO!
STORAH
First off...i was abandoned..yep BAD PERSON...nope nope not a good person they was .__. er...i was there tryin to make fwiends but allll they did was scream and run away from meh...ers....from what I waz told iz used to be a normal korbat...pffft...thats dumb tho cuz i iz a normal korbat XD anywayyyy got in a fight wit two grarrls and they broke meh head...now i gots a plate and hear voices...stoopid vocies...they yell at each other alot...and gives meh headacks=_=ak! er... back on the storah...The techno person wit gray hair then tied meh up in some old lab jacket wit belts sawn on it cuz I was scaring customers or somethin that that....he's a mean ol' techno..I put horse radish in his desk once...heheh it made him so angwy xD... ers....anywas I still wear da jeaket...cuz its soft n warm... and dizzah says I havta o-o oh! Dizzah is my owner lady mom person...yep...she says I gots a speech impendament whateveh that is...erm....now that I have ah owner I havta be good...lotsa rules....I cant even swing from da fan or chew on da furniture like I could at da pound place...but then again dizzah doesnt yell at meh like that techno did...mean techno o_o;...mmm...OH OH! About the metal plate in meh head! ...it waz made meh special ^_^..gahhherm…... meh meean old brotha Tanker, likes to stick magnets to the back of meh head when im not lookin...he'z ebil :K
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OMGGG I FOUND A HAT!
FAMILAH
Tank two: Hes spookah! i dun like him.Nope, not at all. He doesnt like me either. Picks on me allll the time and no idea why! cant fight back cuz he got magic scarf arms and is like a bazillion times stronger n faster then meh. :/
chicken-bird Seri: heheh I LIKE HIM cuz hes got soooo many kewl toys and he makes this weird honking noise every time I steal a yo-yo... he sounds like a goose! :B
Veu: Always lookin to help peoples. Hangin around da donation tree or buyin books for grundos, sooo she's not home alot o_o I wonder how she can see wit all that hair in her face....
Vaxi: kinda spookah. but kinda awesome toos. dizzah adopted her when chicken-bird decided to go live on dizzehs other account.Vaxi punched tanks in the nose when he was bein mean to me. BUAHAA!
Mr Boring Bori : BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BEH! thats all he does. I make faces at him and yet he still somehows knows im doin it! O_o i don think hes blind at all. Pfffff.
Hot-head: He dun talk. at alls. He doesnt like me talkin to him. He just sets me on fire. so I put mustard in his bed. :C
Brain: Stinky bunny who likes flowers! Sometimes we play together but can't play too rough cuz he's not glued together well. last time we played his tail fell off and it took a whole HOUR just to find it again. hm. I SHOULD BUY HIM DUCKTAPE! 8D
Spike: Battie just like meh! I likes him cuz he has dance parties and stuffs. He gave me a glowstick and i named it Max Wolverine lightingting bolt! But then I eated it. *sniff* i miss you Max lightiningting, you were my bestest friend ;~;
Mellie ish a crazy awesome zaffy lady! She lets meh in her berry garden and i eat berries till I throw up. SO COOL 8D She also has colletion of spyders. they're ok little buggys. hehee its funnah how they follow her like a fuzzah little bug army!
Ms Crabby bug. She wants to make neopia prettah by makin neopets look da best! she invited me over her house to try making meh prettah once.... but yelled at meh for drinking the shampoop and eatin her scented soap collection then kicked me out T_T I DIDNT KNOW! they shouldnt make em smell so tasty. :c
Goopy scaredy cat! hehe shes fun to scare :D I could just go "BLLRAHAHAHFFBOGA" and drop from the ceiling and she shrieks like a little girl. ahaha. She's nervous alot....and abit snottah. I feel bad for scarin her. I try givin her hugz but get all gooey. Dizzieh gets angrwy wit me cuz i always end up getting stuck to the wall afterwodz. IT'S TANK'S FAULT I SWEAR. if he sees me covered in goo he goes and pushes me into the wall. MEAN ZAFARAAHHHH :C
FiFi! He is soooo awesome and gives me cakes. :D sometimes he lets me help with deliveries! but then I eat all the cupcakes and he gets sad. BUT WE MAKE MORE so everything is all better :3
Bossy McTalksalot who ish always tellin me what to do and to sit still :C DO NOT LIKE HER. nope. Not at all. She stuck me up on a coat rack for misbehaving and i couldnt get down! my jacket was trying to eat my head the whole time i was up there! BUHHHHH. so i flushed her paintbrushes down the toilet.
Smiley! He likes to play hid and seek but gets really REALLLY angry when he gets found. Seriouslah, thats not how you play hide and seek! sometimes i think he gets it mixed up with laser tag, but those lasers hurt. dizzah said i should stay awaeh from him. He's a broken toaster or somethin i forgot.
well..er...eaish...o-o oh! I have a droolik named sunshine! I keep her in meh jacket pocket...she squeaks! x3
MEH AWARDS
Im a prettah korbat so I gets lotsa shinies! I loves getting new shinies. They are fun to chew on ^_^
KORBAT ADOPTABLE THINGIES
- Dont claim them as yours and dont change da coding or drawings
- with the customs, ONLY adopt YOUR korbat. k?
- dun enter em in contests.
- these are tiny korbats so dont be mad if your custom is missing stuff! designs have to be simpifiered in order for em to fit on tiny bat bodies
- if you want a custom, neomail meh owner lady! but keep in mind dizzah isnt a mind reader so be detailed wit your discription or show her a piccy thing!
- your pet must be at least a week old before requesting a custom.
- dont have a korbat but still would like a custom? we'll turn em into a bat. WEWT :3
- dizzah cant make customs for everyone...thats why she made da normal colors and such for yew. :3 Dizzah is always adding colors so check back!
- if you do use one be sure it links back here k? dizzah is a bad codemonkey sometimes
- Cross painted batties availableh upon request
custom adoptie requests are open :)
custom adoptie trades are open :)
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 Checkered
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 Cloud
 Darigan
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 Pirate (un clothed)
Plushie
 Purple
Rainbow
 Royal boy
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 Snot
 Spotted
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tyrannian
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Adopties other peoples made. YEY! xD
I IS LOOKIN FORADOPTIES! if you got adopts then neomail meh owner so i can stick em here!
ARTS BY AWESOME LADAHS AND DOODS
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geee ya are all AWEOME for drawin little ol meh ^^ drag n drop on URL bar to view in BIGGGG OR yew can copy and paste da image code on to your URL bar All piccys belong to their respechtive artist peoples. | |||
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zomgs Neo Rocket DOUBLE EXTREEEMMMM i look amazing 83 like someone ish about to give me choclete wafflez. or maybe I just ate my belts again. i really gotta stop doing that! o3o | |
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Thankies tiny yappy doggy! Look at that tail ish MAGNIFICENT! and yew know its true cuz i am all like Pffffffft dont be jelly of my awesome tail 8D | |
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Thankies Gabbah! Look at meh... standing there... being all awesome in meh jacket. IMA FASHION STATIONMENT 83 | |
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Sorry Tillah for taken forever to put tis up! I accidentlah buried it. :C BUT FOUND IT AGAIN! and I looks EPIC! like ima bout to eat tacos. mmmm tacos. TY LADY PERSON | |
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ZOMGG MY ARMS LOOK LIKE NOODLES!........AWESOME!:D Thankies Applebee for meh tastah arts x3 | |
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MEH IS A HAPPAH BOI HAPPAH BOI HAPPAH BOI thank yew Juppie! happah happah happahhh gahaha! | |
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awesomes ha-chew! hammer is love ^_^ | |
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YEY TY Doggie! what ish funnah? ooo I bet itsh cheese! cheese always make meh laugh.hehe ! | |
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thankies Smushie! EPIC DOODLE IS EPIC. Dancin to da musick in meh head dodododooo! | |
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thankies Q-tip! you ish a fast and awesome artist lady thing! I loves da hammer :D | |
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OH A blinkin thing! thank yew boy person for makin it move :3 | |
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GASP! ty Venrah LeBlah! I love suprise fanarts :D ooo is it crayon? COMPUTER CRAYON?! Dizzah got me a box of crayons once. THEY ARN'T AS TASTY AS THEY LOOK! :( | |
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Yeyyyy ^-^ thank you masennnusss for da awesome sketch! yews amazin o.o it looks like i ate afew belts. When did i do that?! bet they tasted like waffles. | |
Links and buttons stuff! WORKIN ON IT! cant find any crazy pets to link to, wahhh ;~;
anyways, thats all peoples! yep. BAHHHH
