My name is Calander, not calendar, which is a booklet that tells dates. Many misspell my name because of how close it is to that word, so just call me Cal. Makes it easier for us both.
I was born March 12, 2000, and Armadi adopted me on August 2, 2000. When I was adopted I was just a young red lupe that didn't know anything, or could fight, but all neopets start that way.
Though I was born a lupe, I wasn't a lupe for that long. I was a lab pet for four years. Everyday getting zapped and changing species. Now I'm done being labbed and staying a Bori...Or so I thought. Seems Buzz day and the fact I was a Buzz the majority of my lab time, caused my owner to revert me back to a Buzz...a FAERIE Buzz of all things. Now I'll be called a pretty boy since most faeries are considered girls. Hey, but don't kill me over that comment any male faeries out there.
I'm pretty much a normal Faerie Buzz, past a few accessories I wear, like my goggles and necklack. The most unique thing about me is my wings since they're not normal Faerie Buzz wings, but moreso the normal Buzz wings, but the have the bright yellow color of a faerie buzz. Go figure...
I'm a subbornate of General Galagrroth dispite the fact Lord Darigan still considers me a tratior.
Why am I a tratior? Well, back in the first Meridell war, I jumped boat from Darigan to Meridell, while many jumped to Darigan. Just that wasn't why I'm a tratior, it's moreso when Kass took over during Darigan's "dissapperance". Since Kass caused so much chaos, Lord Darigan really wasn't too much favoring tratiors. How does he even remember I jumped sides is beyond me.
I've been banished from the Citadel, never to walk through the murky place.
Well, not really...yes, I really am banished, but I still get around the place easily. See, I'm a scouter, or the lookout guy, if you want another word for it. I'm used to sneaking around, so it's easy to get around the Citadel. Yes, I know my colors are bright, but trust me, I know what I'm doing.
I'm not a physcial kind of guy since I rely more on speed then strenght. Even in battle, I don't attack with my claws, but instead with long range weapons. If someone ticks me off, I won't hold back squirting some ooze from my Buzz Poison Blaster and making them go blind for a while.
As I said, I work under Galgarroth. I think he gave pity to me since my owner is so obsessed with him and he likes the spotlight a little. Not to mention he made a bet that if I could beat him at a few games of Cellblock, he would let me work for him.
Let's just say he's no where as skilled as Vex.
Mainly, if I go to the Citadel nowadays, it's only to play Cellblock.
I now live on the Mystery Island. I blame the Techo in me since I've always had a love for the place since I was a young neopet. The bright sun, lovely sea breeze, and the wonderful temperature....ahh that's my greatest joy, relaxing at the beach with a good book.
My fighting is in the past now. Though I can be considered rude, obnoxis and downright a jerk, I'm not really that evil. I just don't have the best trust or positive outlook many neopets have. Maybe it was because I was abandoned at a young age, or since I lived by fighting and that whole "instincts over brains" rule. I do not know.
Family? Ugh...I want to say I have no family. Sadly, I'd be lying because back on October 8th '04, I had to meet Watcher, a buzz that annoys me greatly. Watcher was creaed on this account, so he is my cousin, but I'll never consider him my cousin, I barely call him my friend. Though I am a Buzz again, I still don't care we're more related then before.
Sure, I am now older and much more wiser, but I can't shake how I act. I might be rude to you, but I'll lend a helping claw when needed. Just because some say Buzz are evil, it doesn't mean I'm evil. Just look at Lord darigan now, he's good, even though he was thought to be an enemy at first.
Oh who am I kidding...Darigan was evil until that orb owned him, THEN he went good.
He's very hyper, but good natured. He loves to joke around, though some do like his jokes, others hate them. *cough*
I wonder why Halloween Buzzes lose their wings? I thought they just wore a costume, but maybe there's more to them then what meets the eye? Watcher seem pretty happy, dispite he can't fly anymore. Maybe he's been a halloween Buzz for too long?
Watcher has been a fan of the Buzz Avenger for awhile now. He wishes to be like him since he wants to do more stuff then watch the Buzz Gallery.
His favorite food is Twirly Fruit, even though Buzz usually crave Tigersquash. He's weird.
Watcher's petpet is a maraquan Carma called, Grappler, and he really hates Watcher. It's not that Watcher did anything wrong to him, past the water faerie thing
. *ahem* Anyways, it's not for a bad reason, just some neopets and petpets aren't ment for each other. Carmas like to eat insects and Watcher is an insect so naturally, there's conflict between them. Watcher is very obvious to this and loves Grappler a lot. Pretty sad owner to petpet relationship here, but meh.
Then there's Targ
, she stays with Watcher and from what I can tell with those two, she doesn't like him much, always saying how annoying he is with his jokes and trying to act tough. We have something in common there. Targ is already more easy to deal with then Watcher, though she is still pretty young. She hasn't been with us for very long. She's the adventerous type, so she's always trying to explore the lands.
Even though Targ loves to travel, she loves her Droolik, Kolt, a lot too. The thing barely moves, so it seems like it's dead. Droolik's do seem like the cousin of Zomutts, so maybe Droolik's are zombies as well?
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is the newest member of our family and he has to suffer with having to live with Targ and Watcher's constent arguements. Whenever I'm not around to shut those two up, Kai would be the middleman and get them to calm down.
Not much is known about Kai, past him dealing with the other two. He just tends to have his nose in a book, or playing chance games in the game center. He also mutters about paintbrushes since he can't wait to
be painted a new color. With how popular Ogrins are...he'll be waiting awhile. It's pretty sad how much Ogrins are disliked, but Kai is very well liked in our group.
I will say this about Kai, he does like the band, Moehawk, since his mane is actually copied from the drummer of the band. Kai does have good taste in what he likes.
Whenever the four of us play a game of Cheat!, Watcher loves to scream, Not so fast, Kaiva!
at him when he's caught cheating. Must be an inside joke.
Kaiva's petpet is a Blorpulous he calls Kazm. That thing is just like Kolt, it barely moves and seems dead. What is with Kai and Targ and things that look dead? Least Klawz moves a lot for a zombie.
Still, Kazm is usually perched on Kai's head when he's laying down or reading. It seems very content with him.
Seems another neopet has entered my family, and his name is Bones. He's not a bad guy or anything, but he likes ot keep to himself a lot. He keeps swiping my bones, but gives them back...after a week! What is he doing with them?
Bones does keep to himself,but as of late he's become good freind with Targ and they like exploring Haunted Woods and bring back bones and decaying stuff that's common from Haunted Woods. Least Bones is more outgoing now.
Meet our the newest neopet to our little pack. His name is Yark and his a mutant that is a total neat freak, even though he drools green slime all over the place at times. He's very well kept and may seem a bit snobish, but he's a great guy and likes to joke around, till something gets dirty, and then he'll go mental.
Only problem Yark seems to have, past his neatness insanity, is since he's a mutant he's a bit crazy. Much as he tries to hide his wild side, it will slip out here and there and he'll destroy things. When he recovers, he just cleans it up and acts like nothing happened.
Yark and Kai_va are pretty good friends now, so things are going well here.
There's one things we all have in common and that is the fact that all three of us were painted with a paintbrush...except Kai,but he'll be painted when the time comes. Yes, I was painted with a Faerie Paint Brush when my owner could have tried labbing for the color. Feels more better being painted then labbed...well, least to me.
My owner wasted her fountian Faerie pass making me the first pirate Bori...she really should have went for the Buzzin avatar, but she seemed very negative getting it. I dunno why, since she really likes Buzzes.
Anyways, back to my family. Yes, we don't get along too well together, least with Watcher, but hey, that's how it is with us. Hey, familiy is family, and as corny as it sounds...I'm stuck with them even if I hate them.