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Hi guest, thanks for visiting my Phantom Orange Shirt Guy fan page.

You may be asking yourself: who IS the Phantom Orange Shirt Guy (POSG, or TPOSG)? Does he really hide in Neopets games? Is he actually on The Neopets Team? Does he post on boards, or show up on the NeoCam?

This page answers none of these questions. Instead, it aims to tackle the subject of his sudden popularity, and suggest a couple ways for Neopia to handle it.

The Items

Neopia needs POSG items, because we all know that when great demand is not met with any supply, grarrls start eating petpets, and TNT starts sending warnings. I humbly suggest that we calm the atmosphere with these, for a start (cost shown is only suggested retail price):

Official POSG T-Shirt 1 in stock Cost : 895 NP	Classic POSG Wig 1 in stock Cost : 895 NP	Newstyle POSG Wig 1 in stock Cost : 76,999 NP	Fake Tattoo Sleeve 1 in stock Cost : 1,050 NP
Chewable Pen 1 in stock Cost : 10 NP	Eau de POSG 1 in stock Cost : 99,999 NP	POSG Plushie 1 in stock Cost : 5,600 NP	The Hidden POSG 1 in stock Cost : 3,300 NP
Autographed POSG Guitar 1 in stock Cost : 20,000 NP	Red Hot Roxy Poster 1 in stock Cost : 6,900 NP	POSG Paint Brush 1 in stock Cost : Priceless

Wait — what's this? A POSG Paint Brush? Yes!! That would be another way to satisfy the thirst people have for more phantomy, orangy, tattooed stuff. Just look at the marvelous pets we could have if only this paint brush was released!

POSG Krawk

POSG Lenny

POSG Tonu

Conclusion

Clearly, Neopia could use more of the Phantom Orange Shirt Guy. Releasing these items and painted pets would liven up the economy, give pets jobs and increase general Neopian happiness.

Here's a big secret though: POSG has become so popular that certain members of TNT have begun to feel a certain jealousy, and this might explain the general reticence to increase his popularity even more.

Some have even been caught trying to imitate him — with mixed results. (The results were sad AND frightening). Just take a look:

Phantom Orange Dom Dread? Dude, it's supposed to be a T-shirt.	Phantom Orange Poptart? That's just so... wrong.
Phantom Orange Dirigibles? I don't think so!	Phantom Orange Pirate Zug? Nice try, but... no.

Thanks again for visiting!

About the graphics: I borrowed liberally from existing items and images, especially from a larger version of the image at right. I hope the original neo-artists can forgive this trespass in the name of humor. ;-)

—scattergirl

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