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Hey, guest, Sillex here. As you can see by a brief glance at my page, Skye and I collect screenies. At the top is the...intersting...random event collection and towards the end...well its pretty much just stuff Skye wanted to make screenies from. *rolls eyes* Although I suppose we should be nice to her, seeing how the Fruit Machine Aisha's out to get her...
BEWARE: The following text may contain sarcasm.

UPDATE: Awards are now on Anarchy's petpage for all those curious. =P

RANDOM EVENTS

July 15, 2006: I'm big on the whole "make your own choices" thing.

July 20, 2006: Stupid Ghost Lupe, it wouldn't hurt you to actually give me something useful for once...

*looks around* Where the heck did my screenie go? Dangit, that was a funny one too....*mutters under breath*

July 30, 2006: *sigh* So long since my last random event, and all I get is some crazed guys over in Mystery Island throwing a party that I wasn't invited to.

I was a little suspiscious on finding a map peice on the floor, but hey, I'm not going to just leave it there, that would be wrong...

*glares at Arch* That's what the Soup Faerie's for missy.

Jeez, she's so paranoid. I wasn't thinking of dumping her off on Sasha, or anything like that. Nope, not me. *whistles*

*blink* I guess long term memory isn't a quality normally found in bugs.

*gasps* Oh woah is me! How shall I ever survive?! Life as we know it has ended!!

Am I the only person in Neopia with a sense of direction? Honestly, I asked Sillex which way was North and he pointed up. And he's supposed to be the smart one...

I ruin so many good shirts that way...

Other Things I find amusing

Wow..this must be what those rich Neopians feel like...

I clicked on Maraqua on the Map of Neopia, and we were transported to this magical land of blankness.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids...

Alright, alright, I had a moment, there's no reason to dwell on it...

There were actually about 6 other responses that said "google," but it made the screenie too big.o_O

Hmmm, someone has some problems that put my issues in perspective...*runs off to tell pets that I'm not the craziest person on Neopets*

Sillex and I were playing Chemistry for Beginners, we got to level...whatever level it was, and got out cryptic message here. *tries to hum something mystical*

For those of you who don't know, the answer we were looking for was "bored." Thanks for playing, please take a complimentary hand bag on your way out.

*Clears throat* This is why I don't normally do the animation for screenies at 2 am...

This chick made four boards telling people not to eat horses. It almost made me want to eat one, just to spite her.

This from the guy who was willing to drink the Cup of Slime...ergh...

You should have seen the entire board. I was laughing hysterically, I think I scared my dog...

Yep, Adam and I are on a first name bases. I'm just cool like that. =P

Words do not accurately express how freakin' disturbing this is...

*raises eyebrow* Alrighty then...

He's 70 months too. I guess its true what they say....uh...sorry, I can't think of a saying...

*loads falmethrower* You asked for it...

Looks like the flamethrower threat worked...Yay! XP

I got 160k for that thing. *hugs paintbrush* *gets paint all over self* Crap...

Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny...

Now I'll go fight crime!

*twitch* This makes my brain itch

I'd seen about eight "I'm Miley Cyrus!" boards that day. That comment could not have been times better...

You know, if this didn't irritate me so much, I could make a running joke out of this thing...or maybe a tv movie. "Skye vs Fruit Stand Aisha: Battle Royale!

This is just proof that wisdom doesn't always come with age.

Yep, Big Foot's pretty ticked at me too.

Its...I mean...Its just...wow...

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