Today, I will be free from this cesspool of madness known as the Neopian prison.

For over 10 years, I have been imprisoned in heavy chains and bindings due to a misunderstanding that I was unable to talk myself out of. I have been fed the worst of edible filth because I was accused of a crime that I did not commit. It was foolish and utterly illogical to arrest an innocent Neopet such as myself because unmentionable scum decided to use me as their scapegoat.

But now I am free. My time has come. I will have my vengeance on the world that ignored my pleas of innocence when I was still young and naive.

I will destory the accursed Neopets that dared to bring misery to my being for over 10 years.

I will rule Neopia with an iron fist and have all of its inhabitants succumb to my dominance.

I will become the tyrant of the world.

But before I can do all of these things and more, I first need to make use of this human that pulled me out of my melancholic hellhole.

The aformentioned human is called 'Gina'. She is relatively calm and quiet, but she insists on taking care of me as if I were her pet. How insulting.

No matter. I must put on the facade as a 'pet' in order to gain her trust and exploit her for my own gain. Being domesticated is a small price to pay for what I will accomplish in the future.


Chomby Day, 2005

The most despicable day ever. The day when my sister came to be. And I say that with an undertone of sarcasm, because there is no way someone of her pathetic calibur can be related to me.

Gina decided to bring her into our household because she had the ludicris idea that I was lonely. I have no idea how she could come up with such an unbelievable conclusion, but she did. And now I have an annoying 'sibling' that won't stop bothering me with her constant advances of friendship, which for the record, I have always laughed at.

What's even more pathetic is that Kibeki, the aformentioned annoyance, is oblivious to the fact that I despise her in every way possible. Every day she persistently pesters me to play with her, and every day she assumes that she needs to 'bond' with me in order to build up our family relationship. For her information, 1) I hate her. 2) Her naivity to reality disgusts me. 3) There was never a 'family relationship', albeit the one I was forced to forge with Gina. 4) Did I mention that I hate her?

I had this one idea a few days after the adoption that I could've made this bothersome Chomby into my minion. I played with the idea that I could somehow tear open her heart and find that one strand of hatred that lurks within. But after realizing what a foolish idea it was that someone like Kibeki could be evil, I rejected my plans and decided to exclude her from my train-of-thought indefinitely.


Hissi Day, 2005

A new species of Neopet was discovered today. They're called 'Hissi's, from what I've heard on the news. These reptilian creatures have slitted eyes, rough scales, and amphibious wings. All of the features that I wish I had.

I wanted one.

Gina was more than happy to adopt one for me, since she still thinks that I needed more company. I allowed to her the satisfation of that comment this time, since I partially concured with her. A sibling like this was desperately needed to counter a sibling like that. Once my min--sister was introduced to our household, I was given the responsibility of choosing a name for her.

I called her Killer. It was perfect, since her predatory form warranted such a name.

It was easier than I thought trying to control her. She was close to losing her sanity and anything I told her to do made perfect sense for her to execute. And thus, she became my loyal servant, driving away Kibeki when she was being an annoyance, and maintaining the lair she herself had dug up for me underneath the Haunted Woods. The lair's exact whereabouts are exclusive to only Killer and me. The building of my headquarters puts me one step closer to my goal of usurping power from the world.

Acara Day, 2006

Gina saw it. Right in the news:

Attention all Neopians! In honor of celebrating the newly discovered, 'Lutari Island', we've release 10,000 Lutari, which are the newly discovered-limited edition species! Get then now before they're gone! And then...

She went ballistic. Gina was in so many words... desperate to get her hands on one of them, for a reason that even I couldn't fathom.

And unfortunately, she did.

So now I have a Lutari brother. A brother. At least the kid's bringing diversity into our motley group.

Kageyame is a rather interesting specimen. He avoids most of us except for Gina, and he even has his own little corner in the Neohome to sulk in, which I think is rather amusing to see. I'm guessing that he's the anti-social type. Well, it's better than having another sibling with Kibeki's personality. That'd be horrible. I would probably go insane.

But speaking of my accursed Chomby sister, it seems that today she tried to make friends with Kage. And like the rest of us, she miserably failed. Kage ignored her pleas of friendship and continued to mull about in his corner. I laughed at her several futile attempts to approach him.

As for Killer, she didn't even bother to recognize Kage's existence into our household. She thinks of him as something that's taking up space in her bathroom corner, which to a certain extent I completely agree with.

To Killer and I, Kage is just an invisible nuisance.

Lab Ray, 2009

3 years of being a lab rat, and I am finally rewarded with a form suitable for my interests.

No longer am I a pathetic white creature with horrendous angel wings and an abominable halo. I am now part life and part death. My powers allow immortality and the ability to raise the dead. With this power, I will be able to control the undead and train them to become my personal army of minions. My legion of ghosts, zombies, and ghouls will be undefeatable under my command.

Good bye world, it was never nice knowing you.

Name: My full name is Zannithres Veozone, but I wish to be addressed as 'Lord Zannithres'. I was nicknamed 'Zanny' by Gina, but if you dare call me by that name, I will personally see to it that you die a slow and painful death.
Species/Type: After 3 years of being a lab rat, I have finally acheived a satisfactory form as a Halloween Zafara. It's not Darigan, but it's not Christmas either.
Age: My new form renders myself immortal.
Gender: I am impartial about what gender I am, but for the record, I was born female.

Gina- My owner of 7 years. (and I say that as loosely as possible) This human, despite her usually affable and tolerant exterior, has several different personalities, for she is cursed with endless moodswings and slight mental problems when luck does not favor her. She likes to assume things, and 90% of her assumptions are always wrong. Kibeki's existence was one of those incorrect assumptions. However, I do thank her for taking me out of that horrible prison. There are times when I am able to tolerate Gina...but that's really quite rare. Although when I conquer Neopia, I will spare her and give her an enjoyable life as my special human pet. Just returning the favor, you know.

Kibeki- Words cannot describe how much I loathe her existence. Just being within 20 meters of her makes my blood boil. Her childish naivity and her ignorance to reality simply disgusts me. It would be nice if she were to surrender to me and become my footstool (it's impossible for her to become my minion), but she thinks it's all just a silly little game. Oh how I shall prove her wrong.

Killer- My loyal minion and the only sibling whom I actually acknowledge. She lost 90% of her sanity being created into the world, and the 10% of sanity she has left is devoted to serving me. She prefers to be mute unless I tell her to speak. Killer's name isn't just for show. She is a silent assassin who exists to eradicate all of my troubles. When I conquer Neopia and become its overlord, she will serve as supreme commander of the underlings that inhabit this despicable place.

Kageyame- The emo kid. This brother of mine has been self-labeled as the anti-social one of the family. He likes to be alone except for when Gina is around. Otherwise, he croons under her touch like some hypocritical crow ready to receive a treat. He wears a blindfold to symbolize his 'departure from the human world', and uses his sense of smell and touch to make up for his blindness (he's not even blind). Hell, I think it just makes him bump into things more. However, despite his ridiculous apperance, this reprobate's will was too hard for me to conquer. I doubt he would make a great asset to my plans, anyways.