Because of crowdedness, I have moved the new screenies here... I might eventually move the whole page here, too. I don't know yet. NEW SCREENIES ARE ON THE BOTTOM!! Also I hate about all of these so I'll eventually get back to redoing some of them. That's why most of them are broken!

Here are my old screenies and stuff.



For best results, wait for the page to load. If you're on dialup, you'd best run around the room three times, drink five cups of coffee, and sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" three times, while hopping on one foot thinking of what peanut butter salad would taste like.
(Note, this won't help you at all with your dial-up difficulties. I just think it will be funny.)

F.Y.I. Disclaimer: Not all of these screenies are of Neopets. Some are just random things over the internet that I thought I could make look silly/strange/weird.

I started screenie-ing back in Thursday, September 22, 2005. Everything on here is old. So yeah. Not up to any standards, whatsoever.

Here's the screenie wars! I'm warring with _manga_girl.


Miscellaneous screenies

She's having an identity crisis...

It buuurns!

Hehe.

KABOOM!

An error warning?

Now I have proof that they're taking over!

Chugga chugga... WOO WOO!

Guilt is evil. Just leave it at that. That's why I can't have nice things from the tombola?!?!

How could they consider me lucky? I got nothing!

Oh yeah, I found it. Who rocks more than I do for this?

He is evil Edmer, he is evil Edmer!

I knew it, too!

FEEEAR!

Hide me...

They're all stalking me.

It's the vicious girl-eating snake!

Wait...If he doesn't exist how can he be there?

OMGROFLOMGROFL~!#$@#SHIFT!!!1111@!

I didn't steal him. Cause he gave himself away.

...Since when is that possible?



MUST BE SPACE HERE.

Signed, Do Not Want cat.
(I was bored, shush.)

Times like this I wish I had them.

Keep on dreamin' and that'll be a Krawk.

Oh my!

Don't you think glitches are the best kinds of pets?

Go go go!

Fear it...! And this weird sprite I made out of boredom: Time for another happy and hyper dance!

Come baaaaaaackkkk! Or at least tell one of your friends to live on my account for a while... Just so I can get the avatar...!!!

I always knew they were evil... XD

They teased the poor worm... Poor lil blackworm. D:

I didn't do it! You can't prove it!

*Insert witty comment about The Simpsons here* Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. He's about to hit a Chestnut Tree~...

Is your memory as fuzzy as your hair? That's probably why you're always losing everything.

...I want some...

Noooo! Anything but a JubJub!

Oh be quiet. Don't you want to all be painted? Good. Then stop complaining while I put you in the mailbox.

You should really check where I am before asking me to go somewhere. XD

Oh, THAT explains why he has an abnormally large wadrobe. O_o

I should get the "I've been jipped" avatar! (Note: Does not really exist. Don't ask me about it. Thanks.)

I'd wonder... If I choked a starry pteri like Pokemon_Hunter, what color she would turn...

I wouldn't blame him for running away. Who'd want a spammer for an owner?

I always knew Adee wasn't THAT good...

I've gotten a total of two of the same potions in my neo lifetime. Call the coincidence police!

They're trying to eat eachother...!

I'm having fun now that you're gone. XD

I'm not a theif... Really. *shifty eyes*

A faerie and a mutant pet do not mix.

...ZZZZAAAAP!

Evolution... De-evolved. O_o XDXDXD

*Is dead, thus unable to speak*

I was typing alot in, too...

R.I.P. Times New Roman the Pile of soot/font/petpet...

Now we shall rule the world...Or at least Zyranni will. Meh. I'll just watch and eat some nachos...

Ew, plushies must be full of MSG and trans fat. D:

Ahah. The dork faerie. XD

o_O! Stop eating them, Sparky! O_O!


Neomail screenies

Do the hyper dance!

Change me back! Hurryyyy!

Yaaay pudding!

Santa got run over by a Reideer? I never knew!

Fifteen seconds of my life... GONE!

They're so greedy. I wanted some... They ate it ALL...

Wah. I want that avatar.

Mmm, figs. (Yes, I know it's supposed to be "pigment", but I'm too lazy to fix it, so there.

Ninja dolls...!!!

AHHHH!!! *Runs for life* I'm too weird to die!

Mmmmm...I'm...toasty! Rawr. Fear my toastyness!

James got electrocuted, toasted, and potato'd!

Now I really wish I wore pockets!

-_- I KNEW that Poogle hates me. That's why I get bothered by the Poogle. The Poogle is VERY annoying.


Glitches

Oh my gosh! I'm neomailing a ghost!


Neoboard screenies

There's no such thing as Boochy, there's no such thing as Boochy... *fetal position*

I must be nobody. o_O!



You mustn't ever Seel!

Yeah, I accidentaly drew over their avvie. So I had to fix it.

I'll say they're dumb. They're gonna report themselves for spamming!

I always wanted a paintbrush that turns your neopet chatspeak! XD

If you were spongebob, your theme would be: Whooooo spams up the neoboards all daaay and niiight? An annoy-ing n00-00b! Okay, that wasn't clever but who cares? XD

What?" is right. What are you doing and why are you spamming. Except they said "Wut?" XD

I feel speshul!

Can I have a nebie for my birthday? Zyranni gets one...

I never heard of a scamming Tombole man. Or a Tombole man at that...

How could you pay for something free?

Whatever it is, you can find it on the neoboards.

Hypocrite... XD

I wanna be seaded a neomail...

Scams smell like rotten cheese. D:

Geez, boards are NOT for talking to yourself. If you need to talk to yourself, seriously, see a therapist. XD Yeah, I talk to myself. What of it? I already see a therapist.

*From the dead* Ohmigosh, I'm dead. D: Okay, I have to go back to being dead for now. Until I mystically get revived somehow.

Geez, some people... o_O

Fake screenies!

She's gone poor. But on the bright side, I'm gonna be rich! *does the RICH dance!*

IMPOSTOR!

Good thing Homer isn't too picky about the doughnuts he eats... or we'd be in DEEP trouble.









I sometimes make custom screenie awards. But only for funny screenies. Don't be hurt if I don't find humor in your screenies either; I probably don't have a perspective that agrees with your perspective of humor... So don't take it personally. (Besides, I've got more to do than just make screenie awards for EVERYONE that asks - besides, I don't sugarcoat!)

If you belive you should own the real award, neomail me and I'll check out your screenies...

Here's if you want to link back.



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