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The Resume of Dr. X
Infect Your Lookup
Dr. X's Secret Army
Failed Experiments

Frank Sloth?? That pussilanimous pipsqueak!! The Darkest Faerie? Bah!!! Hubrid Nox?! Don't make me laugh!! Those craven cretins all bow down to me! For I am.... Dr. X!!!! The true creator of the secret laboratory ray!! That scurrilous scorchio, the "Lab Ray Scientist" and his creepy kookith companion caught me momentarily unawares and before I knew it, I was locked out of my own lab!! Oh, the indignity! But I will have my ultimate revenge!!

So who are you, my precious poppet? Ah, I see you've adopted one of my laboratory experiments! That means you have been chosen, yes, CHOSEN to be one of the elite of Neopia! Yes... no longer shall innocent neopets put up with being given horrible names and dumped into the pound! Ohhh the pain... the pain...

.. and you can join me in my revenge! You may place one of my banners in your new pets' lookup (or even your own!), and when the time comes, we will all fall upon our accursed enemy and jump up and down with glee! And I will ruuuuullle the worrrrrrrld!!!"