I was adopted 68011 hours ago, for which I am eternally grateful. Please help save a life and adopt one of my friends at the Adoption Centre.

You may be wondering why I don't look like a Techo. I began
life as a Techo, but my scientific experiments with the lab ray have
changed me so much that I doubt my own mother would recognize me now.
I still remember my days as a Techo fondly, though, and have
dedicated my webpage to my former self. Perhaps one day I shall return.....but not until I finish this experiment!

Here are my current stats:

2 level
1115/1090 health
411 strength
5 defence
319 movement
141 intelligence

This is what I used to look like!

These are the best looks the lab ray has given me!