Hours Old: 94244
Squirrilia: Hey, there! And welcome to my petpage! Who may you be, young simpleton?!?
guest: guest's the name, and who are you calling young, little kid?
Squirrilia: Well, I may be only 5 years old, but I have an amazing IQ for my age, if you will.
guest: *gaspeth* You must be Squirrilia3000, the star of Squirrilia's Pages! OHEMGEE!!! :D I'd like to know TONS more about you! Pretty please?!?
Squirrilia:Well....okay! But before we continue, how about we refresh some people's memories on who I am, with the list of my comics?!?
guest: Oh, that would be FANTASTIC!!!
Squirrilia: All righty! Here they are:
Squirrilia: See, the comics I'm in are called, "Squirrilia's Pages". It is called so because in it, I write in my pink diary with my blue pen about my crazy life. What's so crazy about it?!? Well, every life is crazy if they have a 25 year old plushie kacheek sister named Caria who has the IQ of a rock, and a kid-owner named Casper who's a bit on the weird factor when she's not trying to be responsible for us. You can find more about them in the family section, but for now, let's read our comics!
Squirrilia: Well, you can't know 100% about me if you don't know about my past!
guest: Ooooh, yes! That's true! I want to read your story! :D
Squirrilia: Okay, here it is! ^_^
WARNING: May contain big and extensive vocabulary. Small-minded please grab a dictionary before reading this story. o_o;
My story starts when I was three years old. I was just a little toddler who hadn't a care in the world. I loved shiny colorful things and I was amazed at when water dripped from the sink. The point is, I was a regular little curious three year old, not the genius I am today. Anyway, my story starts on an ordinary day when Casper took me to the library. She looked in the baby books section searching for a book with big colorful pictured and big bold words. While she had her back turned, I wandered off. I wandered into this room where there was this long table with many chairs being filled by inquisitive people in big glasses and lab coats. in the front of the room there was a chalkboard with equations. I stared at the equations, taking in every number, every artifact, every bit or pi and equals and diameter! Though I didn't understand it fully, I stood in the back of the room, staring at the chalkboard, and kept quiet and still. All of a sudden, one person at the far end of the room stood up, took out a pointer, and slapped it on the chalkboard. I came out of my trance, but still kept quiet and looked at the scientist. "People, people!", he said in a funny accent. "Settle down! We will now discuss the new theory of our plasma beam!" He took out what seemed a little lazer. "This is the prototype. As you can see from the equations on the board, if we are to connect the positive charged red wire in the plasma beam's electrical circuit to the negative charged blue wire, the magnetical charge shall make and easy flow for the beam to reach the outside end of the beam and be able to vaporize anything in its path!" The other scientists nodded in agreement. But that couldn't be! Something inside me told me it was impossible. Maybe something in the equation? But either way, the scientist at the chalkboard said, "Alright! Let's fire it up!" He was about to turn on the device. I couldn't watch! Then I finally spoke up. "STOP!" I said in my little toddler voice. The scientists looked over, and one said, "How did a little baby get in here?!? Shoo! Shoo!" "If your equation is mathematically correct the beam shall be negatively charged! If you connect the positive charged wire with the negative charge the negative beam will magnetize to it and stay in the ray causing a catastrophic meltdown!" The scientists looked at me in amazement. I walked up to where the prototype was. "But if you connect the red wire with the red wire and the blue wire with the blue wire the repelling force of the two will push the beam out of the lazer and will be a sucess!" There was silent chatting among the other scientists. The one that was at the chalkboard took the beam apart and connected the red wire with the red wire and the blue wire with the blue. He put it back together and shot it at a peice of scrap metal. The beam came out of the prototype and it vaporized the peices of metal. It worked. The scientists were amazed at how a little three-year-old could know what they did not. But at that moment Casper came into the room. "Oh my gosh!", she said right when she saw me next to the beam. "You shouldn't be near those kinds of weapons! You could shoot your eye out!" "I am fine, Casper," I said with such perfect speech that Casper was amazed. "Your baby usul is a genius. Pure genius!" said the scientist who fired the beam, and he handed a little box to me. He opened it, and it was a pair of purple glasses. "We've kept these for the world's next prodogy. May they serve you well to read the world's most endulging equations." I took the glasses. "Thank you." And to this day, I am a genius. I still have the purple glasses, and I am solving many equations. And thanks to that very day, I am happy with my new brain. :)
Squirrilia: So, you liked it, or disliked it?!? Well, speaking of likes and dislikes, here are some of mine now:
Gotta stay good-lookin'!
It reminds me of...me!:D
The joys of reading...
I AM quite parched!:)
Violence is NOT the answer!
ACK! A SPYDER!!!
*GULP!* She scares me...
Squirrilia: Well, there's my story! Now, what else is important when it comes to knowing?!?
guest: OOOH I KNOW! I KNOW! How about you show me the rest of your family! PLEEEEEAAASSEE?!? :D
Squirrilia: Well, since you're a fan and all, here they are:
Squirrilia: Here's my sister, Caria. Sure, she looks all innocent in a picture, but she's really a dipstick with stuffings for a brain. She likes to fight in the Battledome, too. How pathetic! -_-
Squirrilia: This is my brother, Analasyn! He is a royal cybunny, and he is very nice! ^^ He likes to do things such as cook and clean and sew, and he's very handsome and prince-like! Many people think he's a sissy or girly. Even if he was, he's a great brother. :3
Squirrilia: This is Torren, my other brother. He's a pirate lupe, but I don't like him at all. He's very mean to me, and he always picks on me like I'm his punching bag or something! In my opinion, people shouldn't be mean like that to each other. Why can't we all just get along?!? ;~;
Squirrilia: Here's my owner, Casper! She does everything for me, feeds me, plays with me, buys me toys, makes this very petpage, and, well...all that junk! ^^
Squirrilia: Well, that's my family! Now, let me show you some of my friends:
Squirrilia: Here is Zack56836, who is my reading buddy! He may be 17, WAY older than I am, but Zack's very nice and sensible! He's also smart, but I have to admit, I am smarter! ^_^
Squirrilia: This here is Saquaa, a baby Ogrin. He's a weirdo, always saying stuff like "I will take over Neopia" and "You all will FEAR ME!!!", but I like him, anyway! ^_^
Squirrilia: Here's a pic of Fendi_kittie, a purple Wocky. She's a good friend of mine! She's really nice, and even though the rest of her family is down-right CRAZY, she still keeps her sanity up! That's what I like about her! ^_^
NONE YET! :(
Squirrilia: This is Honey, my Maraquan Warf. He's the greatest petpet ever! He's just like me, sensible, sweet, and gets great grades! Even though he isn't as smart as me, he's still a great guy! ^_^
Squirrilia: Do you think your mostly like me? Or perhaps you rather think you're that dipstick, Caria. Maybe you think you're Analasyn! Or even Torren! Are you? Prove it, in my Quiz. Find out if you're me, Caria, Analasyn, or Torren! Answer all 7 question by writing down the letter you chose on a nearby piece of paper. Then count up what letter you have the most of and see who you are. I'll even give you a banner showing who you are to place in your shop, user lookup, etc.
#1: What Item do you prefer?
A. A Book! They're so fun to read! B. Clothes! I could use a new pair of shoes. ;) C. Furniture! I like to keep everything stylish. D. Weapons! Funnest toys around! #2: What's your favorite place in Neopia? A. Brightvale! There's so many people that I can share my words of wisdom to! B. Haunted Woods! It scares the jeepers out of my sister! C. Neopia Central! So quiet and peaceful... D. Krawk Island! So seaworthy! #3: What music do you listen to? A. Classical! It's so beautiful! B. Hip-hop! It helps me practice my punches! C. Any kind is good with me! :) D. Something adventurous! #4: Who's your favorite Battledome Challenger? A. Inflatable Balthazar, even though I'd lose anyway ^_^; B. The Snowager! He's (almost) at my league! C. The Pant Devil! I'd be a hero for rescuing Ginny's bike! D. Chiazilla! Lupes UNITE!!! :D #5: What's your favorite food in Neopia? A. Strawberries and Cream Baby Food! It's my favorite flavor of Baby Food! ^_^ B. Pepperolive Pizza! I can't resist the steamy goodness! C. A Banana and Strawberry Smoothie! Yum! ^_^ D. Something exotic and from a far away place! #6: What grades do you get? A. Straight A's! B. Uhh, I don't really like to pay attention to that stuff ^_^;.... C. A's and B's. D. A's, B's, and C's. #7: What 2 words (one good, one bad) best discribe you? A. Smart, Know-it-all B. Strong, Competitive C. Good-looking, Sissy D. Adventurous, Trouble
B. Clothes! I could use a new pair of shoes. ;)
C. Furniture! I like to keep everything stylish.
D. Weapons! Funnest toys around!
#2: What's your favorite place in Neopia?
A. Brightvale! There's so many people that I can share my words of wisdom to!
B. Haunted Woods! It scares the jeepers out of my sister!
C. Neopia Central! So quiet and peaceful...
D. Krawk Island! So seaworthy!
#3: What music do you listen to?
A. Classical! It's so beautiful!
B. Hip-hop! It helps me practice my punches!
C. Any kind is good with me! :)
D. Something adventurous!
#4: Who's your favorite Battledome Challenger?
A. Inflatable Balthazar, even though I'd lose anyway ^_^;
B. The Snowager! He's (almost) at my league!
C. The Pant Devil! I'd be a hero for rescuing Ginny's bike!
D. Chiazilla! Lupes UNITE!!! :D
#5: What's your favorite food in Neopia?
A. Strawberries and Cream Baby Food! It's my favorite flavor of Baby Food! ^_^
B. Pepperolive Pizza! I can't resist the steamy goodness!
C. A Banana and Strawberry Smoothie! Yum! ^_^
D. Something exotic and from a far away place!
#6: What grades do you get?
A. Straight A's!
B. Uhh, I don't really like to pay attention to that stuff ^_^;....
C. A's and B's.
D. A's, B's, and C's.
#7: What 2 words (one good, one bad) best discribe you?
A. Smart, Know-it-all
B. Strong, Competitive
C. Good-looking, Sissy
D. Adventurous, Trouble
Now it's time to count up! Look at your answers to see if you have mostly A's, B's, C's, or D's, and we'll tell you who you are below!
Squirrilia: Thank you for playing my Quiz! To get your banner, copy the code under the character you are above, paste it into the discription of wherever you wanna place it, and you've got your banner! The banners are already centered, and I also advise to not take off the link. That would be stealing...which is bad!o_0
Squirrilia: So, how about we take a break from learning about the basic stuff about me, and I give ya something?!?
guest: Awww, but I have SOOOO much fun learning about you!
Squirrilia: Well, what if I told you that this very thing was Usul Adoptables?
guest: OHEMGEEE!!! YES, YES, YES!!!
Squirrilia: Okay! ^_^ I have every color of Usul Adoptables! They're free to all, so enjoy! ^_^
Squirrilia: I hope you chose your Usul Adoptable wisely! Of course, if you didn't find one you wanted, you can always ask for a custom adoptable!
guest: Awesome! ^_^ But where do I go to get such a thing?!?
Squirrilia: Not too far! Just neomail accasperberry3 and request one, saying what you want it to look like, important features, and of course a reference pic would help. But you best only request one when it says, "Open" below, or else it will be ignored. So, check out the customs we already made for people. Don't touch if you didn't request it! O.O
Requests: Open! ^^
Squirrilia: And here are the adoptables I adopted:
Squirrilia: Now, I'm sure you heard of my petpage award before, huh?!?
guest: An Award?!? Hey! I have a petpage that could sure use an award! But how do I send it in?!?
Squirrilia: All you need to do is neomail accasperberry3 with the petpage you want the award on, and the award you're applying for (cuz' Caria has an award, too!) Also, it's best you look over these rules before you neomail her: ♥. Your petpage must have at least 5 sections (Bio, Family and Friends, and Link Back are some sections that are important!) Squirrilia: So, just neomail accasperberry3 to apply for it.
♥. We must rate your page at least 8/10 to recieve the award, and you must tell us you're applying for the award, not to just rate it.
♥. Don't get angry if you don't get the award. It takes us less time to block you than to give you the link to the award. -_-
♥. All artwork must be your OWN! You can have music that's from another site, but you have to make all artwork.
♥. Your petpage must have at least 5 sections (Bio, Family and Friends, and Link Back are some sections that are important!)
Squirrilia: So, just neomail accasperberry3 to apply for it.
guest: What does this award look like, Squirrilia?
Squirrilia: Glad you asked, guest! Well, here's an image of it now:
Squirrilia: And, of course, if you don't get the award, don't get mad, get the Squirrilia's Pages Free Award Medal! It's free for all, so just take the code below when you feel like it! ^_^
Squirrilia: And here are some of the awards I've recieved for my petpage!
Squirrilia: Now, guest, here is the Fanart section! It's where my adoring fans draw their pictures of me!
guest: I have some fanart, Squirrilia, what do I do with it?!?
Squirrilia: Simple! Just e-mail it to email@example.com including your username, or you can post it on a petpage and neomail accasperberry3! Here are the fanarts I've recieved so far:
Squirrilia: Hey, it's me and Caria! And it looks like we're.....getting along?!? o.0 Hmm... Well, special thanks to willywonka2006 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me, Caria, AND Casper! Hooray! Special thanks to 453564117 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Aww, don't I look cute?!?! Special thanks to katieandance for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Caria BETTER let me outta that darn christmas reef! Special thanks to caitlyn8248 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me dressing up EXACTLY like CARIA?!? What a scary thought! O.O Special thanks to silanceemikki for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Haha, I'm all EVIL and such! X3 Special thanks to candy_lover411 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Ooooh, a picture of my head! XD Special thanks to crysdamodegus2 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me and Caria! :3 Special thanks to bluebear43123 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Look, I'm all sketchy! ^.^ Special thanks to rocco1994904 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Awww, I'm so cuteh, I could eat myself up! :3 Special thanks to ximerika for the fanart!
Squirrilia: There's me and Caria in her karate outfit! That usually means trouble for me! O.O Special thanks to bluberrie3 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Look how CUTEH I look here! :3 Special thanks to catula338 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Hey, it's a picture of me, Caria, Honey, Sugars, AND Casper! :D Special thanks to bluebear43123 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Dawww, it's me and Melody! :3 Special thanks to sakura02271 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Wow, I even look adorable when I'm just sitting! :3 Special thanks to poowee39 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me and Caria! And we even got new outfits! :3 Special thanks to the_cool_girl200 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Ain't I the cutiest wittwe thang?!? :3 Special thanks to nessablaster1616 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: I'm so prescious in this fanart! You just wanna squeeze me! ^.^ Special thanks to bluberrie3 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me and a good book! I must be having fun in that picture! ^_^ Special thanks to kittylitr for the fanart!
Squirrilia: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! :D Special thanks to jackieemily197 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: More fanart that shows I'm the cutest little thing ever! :D Special thanks to fruitytutty_girl for the fanart!
Squirrilia: More fanart for ME! And I look SO adorable! :D Special thanks to aishagirl1179 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Me and the Christmas tree. Just in time for the holidays. ^.^ Special thanks to calow_sam for the fanart!
Squirrilia: I'm just SO adorable, you could just eat me up! (Just don't attempt it. xD) Special thanks to plushkit_kitten for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Revenge IS sweet, isn't it? x3 Special thanks to __lotus1953__ for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Squirrilia! Yup, that's DEFINITELY me! :D Special thanks to neogirl505924 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: JUMP ROPE! :D Special thanks to hello_e45 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: It's Caria and I! How cute! :3 Special thanks to lokative for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Aww, it's me and Honey! :D Special thanks to sakura_cherry1212121 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Cool, I'm animated! And I look so cute! :3 Special thanks to bluebear43123 for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Wow, looks like Caria and I are in a little mix-up, eh? xD Special thanks to for the fanart!
Squirrilia: ME! :3 And I just look SO adorable, don't ya think? Special thanks to koehz for the fanart!
Squirrilia: Aww, I look so adorable in that skirt! ^^ Special thanks to khang85 for the fanart!
guest: Squirrilia, I had the greatest time with you EVER! ^_^
Squirrilia: You like my petpage?!? Then you can help advertise using my Link Back links below! There are two there, the banner and the avatar. You can choose either one for any place! They're free to all! ^_^
Squirrilia: Well, guest, our time is running short, so before I have to go, I'll show you these great petpages I linked back from this site! Don't bug the owners of these pets, and don't ask Casper if she can put your pets links up here, the answer will be no.
Squirrilia: Well, that's it for now! Thanks for reading my petpage!!!
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