You all can call me Jess. Most likely I told you to come here because you asked me a question I already answered, shame on you. If not and you actually wanted to know me without bothering me, I applaud you. Thankies. : )

Here are some "Frequently Asked Questions" along with my basic status. If there is a question of yours you do not see here, then feel free to neomail me.

My Status

Age: 18 years.
Birthday: August 23rd, 1987
Birthplace: Ontario Canada
Hobbies: I like to draw, listen to music, and play neopets : )
Favorite Band: Rancid, but 'Indestructible' needs a lot of work.
Favorite Food: Poutine or Chicken Wings
Favorite Beverage: Green Kool-Aid or Iced Tea
Likes: Friends, Company, Suburbia, Fuzzy Things
Dislikes: Toe Socks, Alcoholics, Druggies, Smokers, People Who Think They're "All That" and Jazz Boards.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I borrow *petnamehere* for the Avatar?
Ugh, no... I painted most of my pets by hand, they are somewhat "famous" in the Neopian Times, and my rarest pets were either worked hard for, or practically gifts from friends. Besides, why would I lend my hard earned pets to someone I don't even know? I'm not that stupid, and I'm not that giving, so please go buy your own brushes and paint your own pets like I did.

What is "Poutine"?
Poutine is a Canadian favorite, you really aren't Canadian if you don't know what poutine is. It's a scrumptious dish that is easily made and considered a type of fast food. It is Fries (Chips), with grated cheese or cheese curds overtop, with hot gravy poured all over it to melt the cheese. If you've never had it before, it will definately look and sound disturbing, but it is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. I have yet to meet someone who's tried poutine and not liked it. : ) (Bare in mind, the cheese does not have to be in chunks.)

Jess, Can you make me Something?
Sorry, but I have quit making requests. The only thing I give out is my screenie award, and they gotta be good. : )

What's your biggest fear?
Meeting someone as annoying as you. No I'm just kidding, actually It's being alone, small spaces and small spiders. (I like tarantulas though) I also had this wierd dream where some guy was doing satanic rituals and he chained his own kidneys to the wall... but that was a scary nightmare and nothing more.

Kn eye av stff?!1 u luk rychh...
*Gives Dictionary* Let's try that again...

Can I have Stuff? You Look Rich...
NO, NO NO NO NO NO. I work for my stuff (most of the time) and you aren't going to get anything just because you think I can afford it. Don't expect to be an online hobo.

Jess, Can I have an Invite to your Guild?
You need to have 230† Avatars, or 20† trophies. Neomail me for an invite : )

Can I Be Your Neofriend?
The only way I will accept you as a neofriend is if I have met and talked to you before, or you are in my Guild. If you are in my guild yet have never talked to me, I'm sorry but it is still a no. I already have five pages of neofriends, I'd like to keep my acceptances to a minimum.

Can (enter pet name here) Roleplay with my Pet?
I'm sorry, but I don't roleplay. I make anthro's out of my pets for comic purposes only.

Which of your pets is your Favorite?
Oh my, that's tough... I'd hafta say Shan, just because her characteristics that I chose make me laugh, or Zitz for his killer look. Woe maybe, because she's just like me sorta... Kiro because he's such a prankster... Why are you making me choose?! I lurv'em all.

Why is Shan so annoying?
What are you talking about? Shandavza is girly, not annoying ;)

I love (enter pet name here)!!! Can I copy/use his/her style on my pet?
This is still considered art theft, and maybe even a bit of identity theft, as I base my pet's characteristics off me and my friends. So the answer is no, They are MY characters/friends.

Can you name all of your Pets?
Sure can ^^

Shandavza
Kalakiro
Woe
Dorel
Dragan
Shikadia
Setlii
Lactik
Zatziki
Ription
Stingamaring
Toxxana
Falco
Angel
Karrosiv
Camilios
Zitz
Philomads
Tykazi

Todopoco is currently under the Lab. ^^

Where do you get the ideas for your comics?
There is a small crevice in the back of my mind. A lot of neopets information gets stuck there. I usually form jokes off that. Others is just stuff that actually happened between me and a friend.

Did you seriously draw that?!
For the last time, YES. lol I get this one the most. If I stated I drew it, then I did. I normally draw my stuff with a pencil and paper, then scan it. I use Photoshop CS to color. Occasionally I'll draw something with the mouse, which turns out messy most of the time. The majority of my comics are done with the mouse, only because my scanner was "unaccesible" for a long period of time. It's easy to tell which I drew with pencil, and with mouse.

Can I use the image on your lookup as a template for mine?
People don't understand the concept of stealing art... this is STILL stealing, and I will report you if you do this. I design the images on my lookups by hand. Whether it be a template for your picture, its still the same thing underneath. My lookup is original, I don't make my premades the same way, and I don't make others lookups with the same template. If I see yours with it, im neomailing, and if you STILL refuse to take it down, I'll report. For a good explination of art theft, click here.

Where did you learn to draw? Any secrets?
I'm a cartoonist, I cant draw realistically at all lol. I've been drawing since I was four, and I've never taken a lesson. The key to drawing something is to try to pick out key features of what you want to draw and work off that. Try to remember what something looks like. I think I have a photographic memory, so thats what helps me, I remember images really well. Anyway I think I've cracked where I learned to draw. When I was really young, I had a kids movie called "Once upon a Forest" and about a year ago I remembered it. I found it at HMV one day, and so I bought it, and when I watched it I realized when I draw furry anthros (like my characters) I use the same -disallowed_word-In my opinion) and worked her way into being on the "Zeh Cute One" logo before I changed it. I decided to change it to the red and black logo so it would be fair to all my pets, as they are the jealous types, lol.

How many O's are on this Page?
There are 485 O's on this page : )