*Gulp* W-who's there? If it's you Uno, I'd advise you s-stay away from me! I have a w-weapon!
*He peeks from under his security blanket*
O-oh, hello stranger. Boy, I am glad to see you, a stranger is much more comforting than this...feepit.
I hope he's not around. I don't want him to hurt me...Phaiver frowns pathetically and squeezes your shirt, cowering beside you.
O-oh, sorry. I kinda mixed you up with Uhntie Tehtrah.
Well...If you really want to know how I came across Uno I'll tell ya. It all started when me an' my Uhntie Tehtrah were at Neopia Central swap meet. I was havin' lotsa fun, 'cause I like being with my Uhntie. There was also a lot of cool thingies to look at there. The best part was everything was real cheap! Miss Xia Bia, my Uhntie's buzzer friend, bought 4 purse thingies for herself. I dunno how girls waste their neopoints on that junk.
Ahemmm...Anyways, I came across a boof (booth) with lotsa petpets on it. I was running ahead of my Uhntie and I saw a blue feepit catch my eye as I was runnin'. I walked over and stared at the feepit in the wooden tiny cage. There were plenty of other petpets around, but I wasn't interested in 'em. The feepit was sittin' facing the corner of the cage, like it was doin' somethin'.
As I was lookin, this big ugly tuskaninny behind the booth came over and he was all, "Ye be interested in that there feepits? Since she be given ta me by the owner fer her terrible temperament, I give it to ya fer half price. How 'bout that sonny?"
U-um, okay. Let me ask my Uhntie. What do you mean by tem..puh..mint?" I asked.
Temperament sonny? Oh, I dunno. She shoved it in me hands and wailed, 'it be cursed I tell ye! I don't want this thing anymer!'. I frankly thought she was just ah crazeh gelert, by the look of 'er. I wouldn't take theh words of her seriously anyday. She had a nutty look in her eye."
Oh, OK mister. I like 'er. Let me get my Uhntie." I waz excitet and ran for my Uhntie. I tugged her arm for her to follow me.
Now what's gotten into Phaiver? Where are taking me sweetie?" She asked me, confuzzled.
I found this really cool feepit that I want Tehtrah! Let me show you...!" I pulled her along, but she's kinda heavy fer me.
Oh honey, I don't know if we'll be able to get it. Me and tsunami_tide
are on a tight budget, saving for a lab map. I don't think we'd be able to afford a feepit. I hear they're expensive."
But Uhntie! Just look, OK? You'll like 'er when you see 'er. And the smelly tuskaninny said he'd give it for half price!"
Hmm, well alright. I guess we can take a look, but no guarantees, OK?"
We got there and I pointed at 'er and smiled. I really wanted the feepit.
I want this one Tehtrah. Lookit."
Well, she is cute, but I just don't know...How much is this going to cost?"
I would say 1500 NP, but fer such a pretty lady such as yerself, I'll give it fer 1000 NP. We got a deal?"
O-oh. Thank you...I guess...Hmm, that's still kind of expensive. I don't know."
Please Uhntie? Pretty pleasssse with a tchea on top?"
I used my pitiful eye look to get 'er. Tehtrah can't resist. "Um, sigh. Phaiver, don't give me that look...! ...Fine...We'll take it. 1000 NP right?" Tehtrah said, diggin' through her purse.
Yay! Thanks Uhntie!"
Yes ma'am." The tuskaninny said. We took Una home happily, she was still locked away in the small hidden cage. I let her free when we got home, everything seemed okay. But I started to notice that she was actin' weird. She would laugh to herself and bite me a lot. Eventually, she started to use actual weapons! I don't understand why she wants to hurt me...No one believes me though, not even my uhntie. She just thinks I'm crazy, and it makes me sad. You believe me don'tcha?
While not as good as my blankie, I made this quilt of pet page patches. I'm sad to see you go though...