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Hello all and welcome to my F.A.Q. page. Since PoteHamu5 started topping the Gourmet Club chart I've recieved a lot of Neomails from strangers (like 40 a day!) and I just don't have time to answer them all. So I've decided to set up this page and hopefully it will answer any questions that you have. If it doesn't then I suppose you can Neomail me [Click Here] and I'll add it on here.

Frequently Asked Questions
(plus a couple of not-so-frequently asked ones)
Q : Can one of your pets date one of mine?
A : No, Neodating isn't my thing plus its against the rules, I don't want to get frozen. But thanks for the compliment!
Q : You look rich, can you give me items/NP?
A : Heck no! I worked hard for these items and I don't give free stuff to strangers. Actually, that's not true, I donate a lot of NP to the Money Tree so if you want my NP I suggest you hang out there. As a side note the worst offender so far was hollybsb who wanted one of PoteHamu5's Chia Pops, she harassed me so much I had to block her *sigh* Wacky!
Q : Can you tell me what all of the Gourmet Foods are?
A : I've made a checklist and its on PoteGuineaPig's Pet Page.
Q : I want to do well in Gourmet Club, can you give me advice?
A : I also made a Gourmet Guide, it won the 163rd Site Spotlight. Its on PoteHamu5's Pet Page.
Q : I can't buy the items in your shop, the prices are too high! *whine*
A : Welcome to Neopia, that is called a gallery. When items are priced over 100,000 NP they cannot be bought at all. I usually price my items for display at 123,456 NP and I do it to display my most favorite items, most of which cost way more than 100,000 NP meaning that if they sold I couldn't replace them easily.

Q : How did you get so many NP? You must have cheated!

A : Well I've been on for over a year first of all, and if you aren't 6 years old that's more than enough time to amass a fortune. I do reloads, play games and buy and sell expensive items. Part of it is learning how Neopia works and part of it is luck.
Q : How did your pets get so strong?
A : I trained them, duh! At the Island School, by doing Kitchen Quests, which some times give stats, and doing all the Faerie Quests I get.
Q : How do you get a Krawk? I REALLY want one!
A : Well there are lots of ways, probably too many for me to go into but I couldn't find a good article on it in the Neopian Times so I'll try. First you could but a Krawk Transmogrification Potion or you could possibly find one, Dr. Sloth gives them out, they costs about 160,000 NP. You could get a petpet Krawk of any color for about 400,000 NP, you give it to one of your three pets (can't have more than 3 for it to work) and give it a name that is NOT taken yet, then go to the Fungus Cave on Krawk Island and it will transform. I would give you a link but I can't go there since I don't want my Krawk petpet to transform.
Q : You should turn your Krawk petpet into a Krawk! [Fortnoi who is PoteGuineaPig's petpet]
A : Well if you've looked at all of my pet's then you've all ready noticed that Neko_Kikyo is a Faerie Krawk. I don't want a second Krawk and I love the way Fortnoi looks with PGP. Sorry!
Q : Can I buy one of your pets?
A : No way! Like Neodating this is against the rules, plus there's no way you have enough to even pay back how much I've put into them.
Q : What's your email / MSN or AOL screen name?
A : I don't give out my email on here and I don't use the other two, if you want to talk its going to have to be through Neomail.
Q : Let's be Neofriends!
A : No thanks, I don't really know you and I have a really long list of Neofriends as it is.
Q : I want my pets to fight yours, let's fight!
A : I don't want to fight. I used to accept battledome challengers but 99.9% of the people challenging me were doing it with untrained pets which weren't even a match for my pets. Even if I accepted these silly challenges over 2/3rds of the people don't even show up for the fight. Also, and I'm saying this now, if you write something profane in the challenge window I WILL report you to the staff. Some of y'all need to GROW UP.
Q : You're mean! I don't like you!
A : That's too bad, my friend like me just fine ^_^ if you don't like me because I won't break Neopets rules or be your personal Neo-benefactor then go right ahead, I can live with that.
Q : What are your favorite things on Neopets?
A : My pets, my friends, Igloo Garage Sale - the game, Jazzmosis, Peachpas, the Art Gallery, Krawk Island (especially the Golden Dubloon) and some other misc. items.
Q : What are your least favorite things?
A : The average Neopian, scammers (= losers), people who steal art (that's just wrong), huge shops that take forver to load, the Beauty Contest, and the Neopets staff (not all of them of course just the ones that are supposed to freeze scammers or fix bugs and don't).
Q : We seem a lot alike, we should talk sometime.
A : Sure, as long as you think we would get along and you're articulate ^_^ we might just get along fine. I have no problem making new friends, in fact I would have never done this well without the help of all of my friends.

Please keep in mind that if you ask me a question that's answered here I probably won't answer it unless you seem really nice!

Hope this was helpful to you!

Updated 10.13.02

Neko plush pic by the amazing Alice, no stealies!




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