† Welcome †

*A dark black aisha cautiously glances at you and blinks, confused.*

*He blinks.*

*and slowly walks towards you.*

Hello there...guest...? What can i do for you? I'm Mwiba... That means Thorn or somthing in Swahilli. Or so, Raz tells me...But...oo; What are you doing here?
Oh...I see, Site thing. Well then, greetings, guest. I'm suprised your interested in me, but um.....=oo=;; I mean... Your not a spy or somthing? I dont like spies. Do you know why? Of course not.
If you tell somthing to a spy, that means its not going to be a secret. Like, telling somthing to a spy, is like telling a reporter. Reporters? Spies. They're all spies. Your not safe.
....
I guess i'll tell you a little about me, but only if you promise not to tell Calesse where I am. I've been running away from her all day, and i just now finally managed to find a spot far away from her. You wont give me away, will you?.... I hope not.
If you do, then your SICK.






† Mwiba's Stats †
Name: Mwiba. (Thorn.)
Age: I dont have enough finger paw things....oo
Level: 5
Hours: 65021
Intelligence: An average Joe smoe aisha.





† My Life †



I spend most of my life snoozing around in places without much people. I really have a strong aversion to most people, Raz says it's because I'm really shy, but it's not really that I'm really shy- She also says I tend to ramble a lot, I don't think I'm rambling too much, But I really do get shy a lot and...oh....

Gah! *he covers his face, which has become bright red over the black*

;_; Somtimes, other pets are really mean to me. Mars even turned me into a girl! O_O;; Just because I'm nervous about being around them. >>; Phib's also done some really mean stuff too.
*He gapes again, and covers his red face*
.....
x_x; When I'm not running from people, I spend my time hiding from Calesse. She's a ghost now, and she loves to chase me around and try to hug and kiss me just because she knows that really freaks me out ;_; I want to be a non-gender. There needs to be more male aishas. ;_;

But other then that, I am your average every day aisha. Sure, I have a litte more of a frizz problem then your aunt, but I try. x_x; My fur is almost always out of place, and it takes hours of conditioned grooming to fix myself up again. :3 Which of course, I love to get done. Groom Meh. I'll give you the brush.
I like a lot of things in neopia. Especially things from mystery island. I like pretty lais ^_^ And i like to buy cheap tourist merchindizing from the tambola man. It's also fun to take tours on the island, and eat all sorts of unusual fruit. A lot of fun ^^. One day, i'll live there. But right now, I'm broke. X_x;
Besides fruits, i love to snack on unusual food like escargot, and jelly muffis. Omlettes are great too, espiecally chocolate ones. :3 I love chocolate.
But of course, i dislike things too...I dont like arrogent, hostile people. They disturb me. I also, dont like hotdogs...What is in them, anyway? And of course, I don't like people who embarass me. ;_; But, Raz seems to think it's hilarious so it keeps happening.
One of my favorite people in the world is my petpet, Ryoku-Kun. She's the only girl I can talk too. Once again, Raz named her. I got her during the time Vava, Hime, and Mars turned me into a girl ><; My anubis is really adorable though, and bites just about anyone that bothers me. ((She seems to bite Phib more then other people o_o;; )) When I'm running from Calesse, I hear she spends her time napping, and chewing on Shoyro's furnature.


However, my life started off far from my home. Before i was born, Raz, and her friend were talking over the internet, when he mentioned that he wanted Raz to make him a pet for his account. She agreed, drew a pic, and spawned me into life. My owner then painted me shadow.

But He wasnt a very good owner. He frequently left us without food for long periods of time, and finally....
He just never came back. Raz dropped by and fed us every once and a while, but our time was a lonesome time. But! Thanks to some help from Raz's friends, she adopted me into her main account, and is currently looking for homes for my owner's other pets. ^^ So, we had a happy ending afterall.
Oh...so whats with the skull? I bought it at a tiki hut down in mystrey island. Apparently, it's good luck. :3 i hope...
I dont have many friends sadly. :( But, that is..Oo I can be a little difficult with people. Most of my time i spend hanging out with FluffySesshie (Fluffy) and Cal in mystery island. Fluffy is this blue aisha-gonna-be-white that BAD things happen to. He's a friend of mine, but we gotta stay far away from him, Cal and I. I mean, he isnt a black cat, but bad luck sticks to him like glue. XD Last time we talked, he was baking toast, and the toaster exploded. Raz thinks he's Sesshou-Maru reincarnate. We know he isnt XD He just had bad luck and got in a fight with a mad lenny that scarred his face. But...oo Raz got all excited, and stuck a moon sticker on his head. Quite funny, actually.
And of course, my other friend is Cal. ^^ Me, Cal, and Fluffy are currently trying to find a nice little place in mystery island to base ourselves at..oo Where are the realestate agents when you need 'em? x_x;
But as i mentioned before, because it gets too cold in Neopia during the winter, Cal and I board with Shoyro_TKO and family during the winter. Then, i can run away from her indoors x.x;
I also spend my time at the FC boards, lazing it around with fellow aishas. Although...oo; suprisingly there seem to be a lot that stop by my little stone wall. I found it not to long ago, and i enjoy taking long naps upon it. I meet some amusing people while I hang about, some even stranger then Calesse or Fluffy...o-o; I personally dislike overly hyper aishas...Please don't confuse me with one. I have no need to poke people with sporks, or make cookis. Just let me sleep...oo; You can leave the cookis though.
Well, that is my life. Not very amusing is it? I didnt think so...oo;







† Friends †



Calesse: Even if she spends most of the day hunting me down, we are pretty good friends when I dont spaz out and......get embarassed...*pokes fingers together* She's a ghost now...but she can materilize into a solid form to bother me x.x;
Yinneko: A small little aisha that lives down the street. She's blind...but she seems to find her way around fine. She's pretty nice to me.
Shoyro_TKO: He lets me stay with the rest of Raz's pets, no charge. o_O; Although...currently we have a lot of turkeys wandering around. Odd..
FluffySesshie: An amusing furry aisha, that Raz made to hurgle and pretend it is his namesake :3 He hides a lot, too, and is friends with dancing monkies.




† Linkage †
Want to link meh? @_@ Fwee. Use this, then ^o^

<a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~Mwiba"><img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/ryokuandphib/mwibaban.gif" border="0"></a>


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