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Welcome to the most wonderful peach garden in all of Neopia! Okay, well maybe this is the only peach garden in all of Neopia... well okay maybe technically this isn't even a real peach garden! But that isn't important. What's important is that YOU are HERE right NOW and hopefully will stay here. I think it is wonderful that you came though! Oh guest, you are so important to me! You are always thinking of others and visiting their petpages. Well now that you know you're here and why you should stay here, maybe I should get this peach rolling, huh? Yeah, well please enjoy your visit in the most beautiful [and only] peach garden in Neopia!!!
*PRESS F11 TO SEE THE BEST OF MISTORLIA'S PEACH GARDEN!*
-Me-
Now I don't believe this, but my mom [pijengerl] says I can sometimes be self-absorbed. THIS IS NOT TRUE!!! I cannot help it that I am beautiful, smart, sweet, kind, loving, charismatic, cheerful, outgoing, friendly, and cute. It's just something I live with, so I might as well make the best of it. I am 43097 old, which in my opinion is quite young. I was born sometime in The Month of Celebrating in Year 5 [like I said, not too old]. Maybe it would be easier if I just listed my stats rather than told you them all:
STRENGTH: 14
MOVE: 13
DEFENSE: 16
INTELLIGENCE: 13
HIT POINTS: 7
If you were wondering, I do not have any battle stats because I don't enjoy fighting. That is not something I enjoy, so please don't challenge me in the battledome or anything like that. I just enjoy sitting peacefully and helping my peaches to grow beautifully. I also have many different favorite things too! Keep reading, and learn about my fav things!!
-Likes-
I like the book 'Care of Chias' because it teaches owners how to treat their chias! I LOVE peaches [duh!] and I also love peach ice cream. I don't fight, but if I did I would probably use peach snowballs all the time... they rule! Finally, my favorite game AND place is the tombola. I always feel welcome there [though I rarely win] and the tombola man is quite nice to me.
-Dislikes-
I don't like 'The Unlucky Blumaroo' because it is a very sad story. I hate snail subs! They are the most disgusting things in the world! I am afraid of the Goo Blaster because it looks like it could really hurt someone [another reason why I don't fight, I'm afraid to hurt someone]. Octornapie is really creepy--pie out of petpets! That's horrible! Finally, I really don't like the Esophagor. Trying to get people to do all your chores... what a lazy bum.
-My Family-
Everyone has a family, right? I do too! Wow, what a coincidence that is! It's amazing how these things work out, isn't it? Well my family is quite interesting... oh, you want to learn about them? Okay, cool! Here is the scoop on my mom, sis, and two odd brothers!
Mom can be a little weird sometimes, but she's usually all right. A little while back she went through a phase when she would peck people on their shoulders, and oftentimes peck on desks and walls. Everyone thought this was a little creepy, so she finally stopped doing it. Mom lives in some place called Ameraca, or something like that. I've never heard of it, but she says it isn't a big deal. I hope you get to be friends with my mom because she's [sometimes] kind of nice, but every so often she gets annoyed at me! :(
My big sister, Oshenella [Oshen] is really smart [compared to me at least!]. She's similar to what you'd picture as the perfect neopet, except for the fact that she gets sick a lot. My sis has had about 7 different diseases, 3 of them from the Wheel of Excitement and 4 of them from food poisoning. But, she is in good shape right now and very nice to me. We normally chat about our fur, our how good we look, our something like that. Oh, speaking of which, did you notice Oshen's fur? Isn't it pretty! She was painted split around the time I was transformed into Peach. I was very happy for her and she was very happy for me. That's why I like Oshen--she helps me and I help her!
This is my older brother, Lorenzo. Lorenzo was adopted into our family, and is the oldest as well as [I shouldn't say this] the stupidest. His IQ is probably six points above a slice of bread, and he has read one book in his entire life. He hangs out with my other brother [who you'll learn about soon] but they don't do a lot together. Sometimes I feel a little sorry for him, but he could try and make friends. He just doesn't choose to. Overall, he's still a good person--just doesn't act like he cares a lot.
*marth*
Marth is really, really, really weird. He's a mutant techo and was adopted into our family like Lorenzo. They get along, but like I said, they can get bored of eachother. Marth doesn't speak much, but when he does it's about something odd. He's not at all ashamed of how he looks either, in fact sometimes I think he's proud!
-Friends-
I don't have a ton of friends, but the ones I do have are pretty darn cool. Here are most of my good friends.
This is my friend, Reggie. She is quite nice and is a good friend. We will often play catch with a Frisbee or sometimes a baseball. I usually have a pretty good time with her.
This is U.H. She is [as you can probably see] just a baby ixi, but older than she looks. She is almost as active as reggie, but not nearly as wild and goofy.
Starry is happy, but sometimes a bit odd. He enjoys creepy kinds of music, and recently I have been chatting with him. He is friendly to people he knows, but can be sometimes abrupt to strangers.
-The Story of My Peachiness-
It all happened on one special day... a very special day to billions of people... this day was Christmas. It was all the day when I became the Peach I am today. Kind of like a Bar Mitzvah, but for fruitiful chias. I was just sitting with my sis, Oshenella, and we were chatting--when my mom told me to eat a chia pop. Well I was pretty hungry and it looked pretty good so I took it and ate it and WHAM! I became Peach. That's the story, simple as that. Mom says it wasn't cheap to make me so pretty either--a pretty peach out of her pocket.
-Artwork-
This is probably my favorite part of the page... the part where we get to look at the artistic abilities of the kind people who make beautiful pictures of me! I'd also like to thank babiekins, drachenzahn, and my mom for being kind enough to do artwork of me! Here are the pictures that make me a masterpiece [not that I wasn't one already]!!
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-Awards-
I am hoping to win more awards soon, cause I have very few of them. If you are interested in presenting me with an award [thank you!] than please neomail my mommy, cause she's the one who deals with stuff like that. Now, if you are interested in winning MY award, than you can also neomail my mommy about that. The award I have is called "The Beautiful Peach" award. You can only win one if you have a really good petpage, cause Mom and I are both quite picky. In a petpage I look for content and layout mainly. I'm not as big with the whole artwork thing. Oh, and if you see anyone with one of my non-free awards that's not on my list, please neomail my mom! It may be someone who stole it... or maybe mom just forgot to add them to the list! If you are too afraid to ask about your petpage, we now have a free award for everyone who made a page. Here is what the awards will look like:
WINNERS:
Krieger_Horst........................Golden!!!
crocidilehunter53...................Golden!!!
x_nijiiro_x............................Golden!!!
c00l_drizzle...........................Golden!!!
PixiStik1030..........................Golden!!!
treshique..............................Golden!!!
lothlorien_light......................Golden!!!
IslandWave2..........................Silver!!!
lil_sweetness930....................Silver!!!
roselinde................................Silver!!!
emmakh12345_2001...............Silver!!!
krysta333..............................Silver!!!
Here is the free award:
I hope you will be kind enough to offer me an award, and I also hope you will be brave enough to try for an award! Oh, and if you're wondering, none of the awards I won were free! I earned them! Okay now here are the awards I have won:
-Bye!!!-
Thank you for coming... I'm gonna miss you guest! You listened so intently while I told you everything I could! Thank you for being such a great person and please ask your friends to come visit the amazingly beautiful, smart, and sweet: MISTORLIA! [that's me!] I hope you come to see me more often! Have a wonderful life!!!!!!
