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*You walk into the room carefully, as there are tubes of paint and art supplies strewn all over the place. This room has a contemporary feel to it. The bed is zen, the rug is zen, and wow! even the mirror is a zen pattern. It makes you wonder, What kind of psychopath lives here? You scan the room slowly, looking for the occupant, and it doesn't take you long to find her. She is a little purple aisha. Not a gorgeous one by any means, but she does have a cute face and she looks quite friendly. She looks up from her kougra painting and waves, hopping up quickly and splattering paint on herself*

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This is the song from Vision 5-1 of Klonoa!

----STATS----


Hours: 58182
Level: 9
Strength: 15
Agility: 13
Defense: 8
Hit Points: 11
I.Q: 19

---BATTLE---


Played: 1
Won: 0
Lost: 1
Drawn: 0
Score: 0
Current HP: 2
Status: Don't make me:(

Meliau: Hey, guest!! I've been immensely bored, see, and I was expecting you. *she points to a bean bag chair and skiphops gleefully* Please, have a seat, and I'll get us some V8.

*Meliau runs over to a little portable refrigerator, James K. Polk at her heels. She pulls out the vegetable juice with a quick glance at the expiration date, and huffs back, panting.*

Meliau: Here you go! *sip*... . .*sip*..Sooo, as you may know, my website is not all that *hiccough* interesting. What brought you here? Anything in particular?

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meliau's life

Meliau: *snort* You want to know about my life? Well, sure! But the title is kind of misleading. It isn't, in fact, about my entire life. It just recounts my birth, but it is quite extensive anyway! Enjoy.

...Blink.. ..a flutter of movement as consciousness sets in. Siiiigh..wiggle...where am I? squirm.. What is this? .. why am I using a language I have never learned? What is the purpose of life? Why do IOH MY GOSH WHY AM I ON FIRE THE BURNING THE BURNINGGGGGGG-- <}}}-<"

...Five Minutes Earlier...

Jade yawned drowsily as she stumbled down the stairs into the kitchen. It was a Saturday, and of course Qadia had woken her just as her dream, a rather interesting one about trains, started to get really good. She mumbled random obscenities at the Pteri's chirping gleefully on the heart fruit tree. Jade was definitely not a morning person. Even so, her Aishas were hungry; being the lazy fools they were (Jade hadn't really considered the fact that Aishas have no opposable thumbs with which to cook), she had to make them breakfast herself.

After thrashing about to find the eggs for a minute, Jade set about the task of boiling them to make..Gasp! hard-boiled eggs. One of the eggs was purple, but that didn't bother her at all. In fact, Jade quite enjoyed odd colored eggs, as long as they weren't full of Aishas. Which this one wasn't. No.. this egg definitely did not contain a purple aisha; especially not one named Meliau!

Daiben, Krashark, and Qadia clustered eagerly around the dining room table, drooling wildly over the hard-boiled egg aroma currently wafting from the kitchen. They will giddy with delight at the thought of eating until they heard a shriek from the kitchen. Hoping nothing had happened to their food, they scrambles into the kitchen to find a very confused Jade staring numbly at the stove. With a closer look, they saw why Jade was confused. You see, she had been boiling eggs casually when all of the sudden one of the cute white eggs started shrieking at her. This would have been perfectly normal, except eggs don't shriek, making it horribly wrong instead. Luckily, the water hadn't gotten hot enough to kill off whatever lived in this egg. Jade could see that because it was screaming "THE BURNING!!!!!!!!" over and over again.

Poor little Jade was torn! Should she open it? What if it was a rabid beast that was just in an egg costume? She voiced these worries to the Aishas, and they made fun of her. Dejected, she decided to open the egg.

Carfully, lovingly, with the utmost care and holding back Krashark who wanted to eat the egg's contents, living or not, Jade peeled off the bits of shell. As the last piece came off the screaming stopped abruptly. It had to, for the little jaws were instead occupied by clamping suddenly to Jade's face. After 24 stitches and therapy, Jade fell in love with the little Aisha. She named her Meliau after the ancient Hebrew word meaning "terrible biting animal". No, I made that part up, but they lived happily ever after anyway!

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likes and dislikes

Hoorayyyyy!!!!!


Meliau: I am a very picky Aisha. Think you can shove ANY old plate of food in front of me and watch me eat it? NO! I am a vegan. No meat for Meliau! Anyway, here you can see the things I love and the things I despise (in case you, uh, want to buy me presents or something!)

likes

Meliau: I love many different things, including:

  • Petpets! I love my Krawk, James K. Polk! I also love Kadoaties and Angelpusses, but James is my favorite. He wants to be a REAL krawk someday, but that will only happen if neopets allows five neopets someday!
  • Food! I only eat healthy foods, no dairy! I LOVE CABBAGE! I could eat cabbage all day!! *frolic* Cabbage cupcakes (soy), cabbage quiche, cabbage doughnut, cabbage, cabbage. Cabbage. I also like Cauliflower Lollies. *Gambol, twirl*
  • Toys! My brothers and sister make fun of me for it, but I love toys. Especially plushies, I collect them! If I could have any item in the world, it would be a green alien aisha plushie!
  • Books! My favorite book ever is Purple Power. That book is just so powerful! It makes me proud to be PURPLE!
dislikes

Meliau: Some things are just really terrible! These things are:

  • Eating meat! How can someone think that animal flesh is good?! It disgusts me, but don't worry, I won't hate you if you eat meat. *Qadia, Krashark and Daiben throw hamburgers at Meliau from behind a chair*
  • Fuzzles! They terrify me! That's all I can say about them! Worse than clowns..
  • Usukis! Aargh, I know I said I like toys, but do not count these! I dislike them very much! They are so ugly! Not that ugliness makes something bad.. but.. um.. well, ugliness does make these bad! I take that back!
  • Blumaroo Steak! I don't like any meat product, but this really gets to me! I know some very intelligent Blumaroos and imagine the shock when I see someone eating one of them! A fellow Neopet!? AAAAAAAAAHHH!!
  • Wellington Boots! I haven't a clue!

I want fungus :(

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meliau's friends

Meliau: ::sigh:: My friends are so silly! You can see them here. If you don't see yourself here, and you consider yourself Meliau's friend, NEOMAIL JADE!! She is most likely working on adding you (She has lots to add still) but if she did forget you can yell at her :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *romps about*


Supah Cat: Supah Cat is my newly vegan spotted aisha friend!! We have only been friends for a little while, but we are already very close. She loves Tigersquash Mega (which is NOT a meat, by the way!)and I think she is practicing her frolicking :)She is a Spotted Aisha

Angelique: Angelique was more friends with Qadia, but then we met and are friends too :D. Ange LOVES THE WORD "GAH", and I love the star over her eye! She is an angel Aisha.

Diana : Diana is my very best friend. She is a white Aisha! She is a vegetarian like me, and she is so nice! We do lots of stuff all the time.

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fanart of meliau

This is a masterpiece. Meliau: *Runs into this section cheerfully, James clinging to her head and ugh-ugh!ing* Hello again, guest! I must admit, this is my favorite part! Fanart? Of me??? How absurd! If you would like to draw a picture of me, I would greatly appreciate it! Jade will post it up here and give you credit :D. She also does art trades (but only depending on how busy she is). If you're interested, give her a neomail!

Angry Group Shot by: birdie268213191

Aishagirl Meliau by: _mimika_

More human Meliau! by: _magical_girl_

Painting Meliau! by: josey84

Meliau Girl! by: E_Nat

Cute Meliau as girl! by: sailorchibimoon9

ADORABLE me and James K. Polk! by: gaby

I love my eyes in this one :D by: Heyumikoi

That's all! Thanks everyone! Again, feel free to draw a picture of me :)


jade's meliau art

Meliau: And here you can see the pictures Jade has scribbled, colored, painted, or whatever of me.

Sketch of Meliau as a human

Group Shot

Meliau and her best friend Diana

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adopt a vegan aisha

Meliau: Jade told me that everyone has adoptables on their page, that I'm not unique enough, but then I told her: "Who has vegan adoptables? She agreed that most likely nobody did, so she drew these for me! Feel free to use them anywhere, just copy and paste the code!


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save the kougras

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Meliau: As you all know, the kougras have long suffered needlessly with a terrible amount of poaching, smiting, and just plain murdering by the Evil Neopians of the world! Will it ever stop!?!? We at the Save the Kougra Foundation say yes, it will! If we work together, we can get Kougras the justice they deserve! Has your pet Kougra been harrassed by another pet? Have you had to rush to your Kougras side to keep it from being made into a fur coat!?!??!!? You don't have to take it anymore! There are many ways to help change the plight of the Kougras:

  • Report any scheming Neopian that badmouths Kougras to the correct authorities! Or just sic your Skeith on them..
  • Adopt all the Kougras you can! There are so many poor helpless Kougras in the adoption center.. how can you let them suffer?
  • Spread the word! Tell everyone about the Save the Kougra cause by word of mouth and this handy Kougra button you can place on your Neopet's website, shop, or whatever.
Have you heard about the demise of the Kougras? Help stop this! Fight for Kougras! ~Meliau

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