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![]() ![]() This is Jade, Please vote for QADIA in the BC starting February 10th! I really hope she can win :D
Meliau: Hey, guest!! I've been immensely bored, see, and I was expecting you. *she points to a bean bag chair and skiphops gleefully* Please, have a seat, and I'll get us some V8.
Meliau: Here you go! *sip*... . .*sip*..Sooo, as you may know, my website is not all that *hiccough* interesting. What brought you here? Anything in particular? ![]() |
meliau's life
Meliau: *snort* You want to know about my life? Well, sure! But the title is kind of misleading. It isn't, in fact, about my entire life. It just recounts my birth, but it is quite extensive anyway! Enjoy.
Jade yawned drowsily as she stumbled down the stairs into the kitchen. It was a Saturday, and of course Qadia had woken her just as her dream, a rather interesting one about trains, started to get really good. She mumbled random obscenities at the Pteri's chirping gleefully on the heart fruit tree. Jade was definitely not a morning person. Even so, her Aishas were hungry; being the lazy fools they were (Jade hadn't really considered the fact that Aishas have no opposable thumbs with which to cook), she had to make them breakfast herself. After thrashing about to find the eggs for a minute, Jade set about the task of boiling them to make..Gasp! hard-boiled eggs. One of the eggs was purple, but that didn't bother her at all. In fact, Jade quite enjoyed odd colored eggs, as long as they weren't full of Aishas. Which this one wasn't. No.. this egg definitely did not contain a purple aisha; especially not one named Meliau! Daiben, Krashark, and Qadia clustered eagerly around the dining room table, drooling wildly over the hard-boiled egg aroma currently wafting from the kitchen. They will giddy with delight at the thought of eating until they heard a shriek from the kitchen. Hoping nothing had happened to their food, they scrambles into the kitchen to find a very confused Jade staring numbly at the stove. With a closer look, they saw why Jade was confused. You see, she had been boiling eggs casually when all of the sudden one of the cute white eggs started shrieking at her. This would have been perfectly normal, except eggs don't shriek, making it horribly wrong instead. Luckily, the water hadn't gotten hot enough to kill off whatever lived in this egg. Jade could see that because it was screaming "THE BURNING!!!!!!!!" over and over again. Poor little Jade was torn! Should she open it? What if it was a rabid beast that was just in an egg costume? She voiced these worries to the Aishas, and they made fun of her. Dejected, she decided to open the egg. Carfully, lovingly, with the utmost care and holding back Krashark who wanted to eat the egg's contents, living or not, Jade peeled off the bits of shell. As the last piece came off the screaming stopped abruptly. It had to, for the little jaws were instead occupied by clamping suddenly to Jade's face. After 24 stitches and therapy, Jade fell in love with the little Aisha. She named her Meliau after the ancient Hebrew word meaning "terrible biting animal". No, I made that part up, but they lived happily ever after anyway! |
likes and dislikes
Meliau: I am a very picky Aisha. Think you can shove ANY old plate of food in front of me and watch me eat it? NO! I am a vegan. No meat for Meliau! Anyway, here you can see the things I love and the things I despise (in case you, uh, want to buy me presents or something!)
Meliau: I love many different things, including:
Meliau: Some things are just really terrible! These things are:
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meliau's friends
Meliau: ::sigh:: My friends are so silly! You can see them here. If you don't see yourself here, and you consider yourself Meliau's friend, NEOMAIL JADE!! She is most likely working on adding you (She has lots to add still) but if she did forget you can yell at her :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *romps about*
Angelique: Angelique was more friends with Qadia, but then we met and are friends too :D. Ange LOVES THE WORD "GAH", and I love the star over her eye! She is an angel Aisha.
Diana
: Diana is my very best friend. She is a white Aisha! She is a vegetarian like me, and she is so nice! We do lots of stuff all the time. |
fanart of meliau
That's all! Thanks everyone! Again, feel free to draw a picture of me :)
jade's meliau artMeliau: And here you can see the pictures Jade has scribbled, colored, painted, or whatever of me. Meliau and her best friend Diana |
adopt a vegan aisha
Meliau: Jade told me that everyone has adoptables on their page, that I'm not unique enough, but then I told her: "Who has vegan adoptables? She agreed that most likely nobody did, so she drew these for me! Feel free to use them anywhere, just copy and paste the code!
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save the kougras
Meliau: As you all know, the kougras have long suffered needlessly with a terrible amount of poaching, smiting, and just plain murdering by the Evil Neopians of the world! Will it ever stop!?!? We at the Save the Kougra Foundation say yes, it will! If we work together, we can get Kougras the justice they deserve! Has your pet Kougra been harrassed by another pet? Have you had to rush to your Kougras side to keep it from being made into a fur coat!?!??!!? You don't have to take it anymore! There are many ways to help change the plight of the Kougras:
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goodbye...
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