My Tail

The blast that came out of my cave rocked the cliffs that you had been exploring in, shaking you into the water. Massive chunks of rock were cascading round you so you dove underwater to escape them. A smaller boulder fell on top of you, pinning you to the floor and making you lose consciousness shortly after. That's when I swam out of my cave to check the extent of the damage I found you and brought you here." He raised his fin lazily and gestures to the main body of the cave. "When you woke up the first time you were very disorientated and you got up to look around. As you can see, my cave is massive and you got lost quickly. You managed to get into my storeroom and fainted when you saw all the walls lined with pickled rodents and unknown solutions, well, unknown to you anyway. You hit your head on the way down and knocked over a few of my bottles, you made a huge mess by the way," he adds, scornfully.

Anyway, the tinkling noise, i.e. the breaking of my bottles, let me know where you were, I was getting worried, having humans in the workplace is a very dangerous thing. By the time I reached you the bottles you'd broken had mixed together and had formed some sort of aggressive solution that was very determined to get to you. It's eaten away the tiles on the floor, fascinating creation. I managed to grab you out of Harm's way, that's what I'm calling the "thing" now ... Harm, and I put you on my rock. That's when you started to wake up and here you are!"

He motions to the instruments and notepad behind him and asks, "Would you mind if I do some tests on you, all harmless of course?" You shake your head and he grins at you. "Excellent!

He looks at you carefully before muttering his thoughts out loud. "Kingdom - Animal ...... Phylum - Chordata ...... Class - Mammalia ...... Order - Primates ...... Family - Hominidae ...... Species - sapiens! Perfect specimen too!" he comments, clearly excited at his "find". He proceeds to take a large cotton swab and sticks it in your mouth, much to your alarm. After he removes the swab he disappears again, leaving you sat, soaking wet, on the cold, damp rock.

He returns grinning a while later with a blanket. "guest, right? Yeah, thought so. Ran your DNA through CODIS .... seems you did a bit of n00b murdering a few years ago ... can't say I blame you," he says cheerily, pulling up a metal chair for you to sit on.

You collapse into the chair and sigh heavily. "What are you?" you ask.

Moi? I am the great ... Keijura!" he says proudly, adding emphasis on his name. "Scientist, criminalist, experimentalist and, um, entomologist!" he continued.

I see," you reply dubiously.

It's true!" he replies, putting on a hurt -disallowed_word-This also means I don't have a love, surprisingly.)

My Likes & Dislikes

Likes	Dislikes
Qanisqineq Kayles and the rest of my family Snow Developing potions Meeting new people Exploring other worlds	Intruders People who're impolite People who steal Kayles' art (I'm sure if you asked her nicely she'd draw something for you!) N00bs People who try to take me away from Kayles Anything made from dung x_X

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