Intro



Silence. Must it be so silent? It surrounds you... grows within you, until you can't utter a word. The horrid quietness. And the dark violet landscape. Except for the occasional orange floating orb that seems to be... gelatin?! You wander aimlessly, your footsteps making no noise. Amidst everything, you manage to stay sane, but you find yourself begining to get sleepy. How did you get here?!

A shape is seen in the distance. It's moving toward you, slowly. You are about to collapse out of sleepiness. It comes close. You feel its presence more than you see it. But now it's standing up on two paws, and you can tell it's a young gelert. He waves a paw over your face and you feel like you've just awoken...

Awaken..." you open your eyes and find yourself lying down. A purple gelert stands beside you. "You fell asleep." the scenery you had been wandering amongst before hasn't changed. "I'll help you out of here..." he walks a few steps away, then looks back to see if you're following. You wander amongst the weird shapes and terrain, and you ask about the gelert. He begins o answer your questions...


Yours

Oh yes, the reason this place exists... my own little world of carefreelessness and fake happiness... my owner got the Lab Ray on December 3rd, 2005. I dread that day. I started to lose it right after my first time there. However, soon bored with me, my caretaker now labs others' pets for a fee... neomail kitty12312355 if you wish to have your pet labbed... but don't forget: Kitteh is not responsible for anything your pet becomes. She will Lab your pet for a maximum of 15 days and then she will disown the pet, neomailing you when she does it. She's not responsible, either, for any transfer bugs. You do this at your own risk...


Historicaly

What? You wanna hear about me? My stories, my statistics, everything? No. Ok, fine... here, happy?



Cursing: Joey Neo
Allias: Joey
Age: Adolescent
Gender: Brute
Species: Gelert
Pelt: Purple
Markings: Orange spots on cheek and hip, three tails that can morph into one.
Sire: Unknown
Dame: Unknown
Kin: Unknow
Love: None
Mate: None
Offspring: None
Caretaker: kitty12312355
Roommates: Leo , Sirius , Curai , Kyora , Phanta , Alou , Kiri , Zara , Roxas , F'less , Blaze



Redemption

Would you like me to sing a song that I wrote? Or hear a poem? It gets rather lonely here, but I pass the time writing...




Adoptions

Now the real reason you came here- you probably ahe a gelert, and want to Adopt a little pixel crazy gelert, don't you? As a souvenir? Kidding, they're not crazy- they've not been Lab Rayed like I have...

Kitty's Gelert Adopties:

Since my first Adopties were terrible, but a lot of people adopted them, I will not delete the old ones, but just make new ones.
Now, on to the new Adopties:

Here is what they will look like:


Instructions: Copy ? Paste the code in the box to wherever you wis the Adoptie to show up. Then pick teh color you want and write it in the code instead of COLORHERE. Simple. But first I need to tell you teh rules for adopting them...

1. Never ever use these in the BC... They are MINE. YOU are just using them. Even if I've made you a custom, do NOT enter it.
2. Don't alter them in any way, meaning, don't remove my name, and claim that you made it, or altering it just a bit and saying that you made it. You did NOT. I did.
3. Please don't take my Link off of it... If you do want to use it for a non-Neopets site, please ask before taking my link off. But if you're gonna use it on Neopets, NO!
4. Seriously, people! I hate doing this, so just use them appropriately and I wont freeze you.
Now for the code...


And here are the colors to choose from:
  • blue
  • brown
  • cloud
  • green
  • grey
  • orange
  • pink
  • purple
  • red
  • shadow
  • skunk
  • spotted
  • white
  • yellow

    NOTE*** To claim your Custom, here is the basic structure:

    The directions are easy to follow.



  • Outro

    Here we are... the exit. Just take the door to your left. No, not the right one, it takes you to the Laboratory... If you ever wish to come back, take this and just use it:




    Come back and visit again sometime!





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