Hiya, Peoples!









† Ok guys! My server, it like...went....KABOOM On me this weekend. Yep, it EXPLODED. It was freaking awesome! o_O; But because of that, I have to reupload EVERYTHING. That means, any awards you've gotten here need to be redone. Just check out the new URL, and copy it. Thanks very much, and we're working on getting everything 100% back up again! †. =D Thanks!

Hello hello hello! =D Welcome to my site. Now, before we get further aquainted, guest, there is somthing you need to know. What is that?
I AM A GIRL O_O
....And my name is HARLE, not Jester.
o_o sheesh. You wouldnt believe how many neomails i get montly that say this:
Do you think ________ could be friends with Jester? He's adorable!!!
Well. I am here to clarify. My name is Harle. And i'm female. >_< Get it, got it, good.


Hey Guys! Just wanted to give a big thankyou for all the letters I've gotten lately. They really make my )and Raz's!) day! =D! However, because my silly master has gone off to school, and since I'm too lazy to type, we've been having a little problem keeping up with all of them. Just letting you know that everything IS read, and IS fawned over by yours truly. =D We'll make every effort to answer all of them, but it may take a few days to file an answer. Thanks so much for your understand!! @_@ I love your letters! =D Really, I do. *chews on one* mmm....mail.



]All about Moi[

Name: Jester_Harlequin (Nickname: Harle)
Age: Adolesent
Level: 14
Eye Color:Gold
Hair color:Black with purple highlights
Intelligence: Insane
Mate: Who'd want THAT?? Ew. Everyone knows boys have cooties!
Friends: My family, Vapoeon, Saphirre_Rose FrozynFire, Ryanqo, Himetone.
Family: Adopted by Shoyro, Ki-chan, and Phibbu.
Favorite food:Grackle stuffed turkey, and scotch eggs
Hates: Being alone, picture stealers, AOL. People who hate thier parents for stupid reasons. Kids who think they rule the world.
Favorite Band: M2M, and LinkinPark.
Favorite Song:Anybody, Brandy: You get me, Michelle Branch. Papercut, Linkin Park.
Hopes to be: Dictator.
Likes to:Sleep, eat, play the keyboard. Sign:: Aquarious (Spiffy non? ^_-)
Born In: The Year of the water Horse. (2002)
Mood: amused




Da Biography, Ya Foo!

Well, theres not much to say about myself. I am a normal kougra, and abnormal at the same time. No, i'm not the last insert here kougra. I'm not some princess in disquise, and i'm certainly not a fighter. Boring hah?
Most of the time i spend my time wandering around neopia. I've met almost all my friends that way. Fall is my favorite time of year, and it makes me have mixed feelings, espiecally at times like this. I love the fall... I enjoy walking in the leaves..*snaps out of it* Okie dokie. On to some other non-fall things.
Lately i've been a little on the depressing side. I've never known my parents....I dont want to know who they are really. But theres an emptiness. And a sort of seperation from my adopted family. Like, i'm just a burden. Which i'm sure i am. But as Shoyro said, if i was gone, who'd wrestle KataruPhib off of everyone? But still...life has been a little lonely, and lacking. Although now, i'm feeling much better. I've gotten in touch with some old friends... And even made a few very special new ones..
But thats off the beaten path! O_O ...

When i was born, i was born as a small, blue, spotted kougra. ^^; I cant remember the whole birthing thing...Which is a good thing, i guess. But from the moment i began to grow up, spots just didnt cut it. To many spotted kougras, and i felt awkward. So, my un-couradinated owner Raz decided to paint me skunk! .....If you can tell by my coloring,we had a few...accidents.. First, Raz forgot that stripes go on AFTER the gray coat. And she accidently dumped the white paint into the grey as well. It was so confusing O_o; And well, this is how I ended up like. ....I'm sort of boy-ish..i know..-_-;

^^ And of course, my favorite plushie, Krawkie. .....>> oh shut up. I thought the name was cute.







My boween Meep. ^-^; Raz had wanted me to get a mutant puppyblew, but Allie was right. XD He did look like a rotting fruit. So im very happy with my Boween, i just hope i can train him to do somthing other than cling to my head. ^_-




I hate feeling sick. O.o; Right now, i'm feeling a little under the weather. =-_-= I need....som chicken noodle.

More Randomness

^_^; I guess i could babble all day about mysel..I really dont mean to sound so supperficial. x_x; merf...ness.
Oo But Hey! Supperficial is a big word! I like big words. @_@
Lets see...My likes and dislikes..OO;
LIKES
† Desert Food
† My Friends
† Silence
† Fall
† Grapes
† Penguins
† Lilo and Stitch :)
† sleeping
† Horror Movies
† Myself ^^

DISLIKES

† Waiting in line
† Fighting over stupid things
† Heat
† People who hate their parents for bad reasons.
†Scary Thunder storms X_X




I also enjoy battling at the battldome. Although i'm no where near as good as Shoyro_TKO, or Bafink. Raz is paranoid of exposing me to the lab ray...hrmph. I wouldnt mind being another neopet for a while, if i could become stronger... Currently, my favorite battedome items are
† The Attack Fork
† The wand of the Air Faerie
† Corball Dagger (One of my biggest favorites OO; it looks friggen awesome...*cough*)
† Anything with scarabs. Oo; But i dont have those...X_x; Darn poverty.
† Noxious Nectar

Of course, i also like the Mon. claw. ^^ Thats spiffay...but its not my favorite or anything. My attack fork is still my favorite, because we bought it back when they were expensive. Even though it isnt anymore, it was at one time. ^^ Weee..



Favorite Items!


Seems like every pet has this section. O_o; My favorite item would be my tiara. XD You shall be much loved if you happen to have one to donate *cackles*
And also!:




Friends And Family

Raz



This is razberryjester (Raz) Oo um...she's weird. And draws funneh pictures.



Shyoro_TKO

Heres Shoyro! ^_^ He took me in, and convinced Raz to keep my around. He's Raz's sanest pet, and a real sweetheart. XD



KihameMauti

Here's Shoyro's Sister (And Phib's twin!) Kihame loves to enter the beauty contest (When she gets un-lazy) She fights with Phib alot, and loves to vegetate infront of the TV. ^__^



Vapoeon

Here's Vapoeon! She's Shoyro's best friend, and "wife". Although im still a little confused on that...o.o She likes M2M And therefore is very cool indeed ^__^



KataruPhib

^^ Phibby! Glomp him! Everyone, now. Except...if your a guy...then thats odd....but hey, do it anyway! O_o; Phib's really scary somtimes, but he really isnt that bad, seriously. He just has social issues. ....quite like me actually...



Himetone

Hime's another good friend of our family ^_^ She hangs around ((unwillingly, i'm sure)) With Phib. She seems pretty normal, until you give her coffee. XD Then let the fun begin. She's actually got a white stripe down the center of her face...but Raz couldnt find the right pic.

My Diary

7.29.03
Wow @_@;; More awards! bauaha. =D Kihame has a site now! wee, She's really vain, but she's really pretty, why not go and prod her a bit =D?


7.21.03
Finally updated the linkage. If you havnt checked it out, do =D Phibsie has a new site, and there are some new additions to the family. =D Go. Now. Scroll. What are you waiting for??
7.10.03
Wow, you guys spoil me. Buahaha =D Keep it up. I love the mail I've been getting reccently ((although Raz says it's making me egotistical, we know that's not true...)) Once again, thanks everyone for commenting, and I know it really makes my day! =D Now, onto other things like...
The beach! Yep, Shoyro, Poe, Hime, Phib, and everyone else (Even Cy, Vava's friend! ((although I think he's a spy...)) are heading off for some beach relaxation. Buahaha! OO *waves her inner-tube*
6.6.03
Yay! I've won some awards. @__@ *drools* Ahkbet will be in the BC next week. Pretty please vote for her? =D
5.18.03
Hrm. Not so good in the RP world. I met a pair of rather hostile kougras today. They didnt seem to like me much. And they seemed to think i was hitting on the male. Grr. That really, really, pisses me off.
3.25.03
Ooh. I'm starting to get the idea i just don't update. =D Meh...I'm still alive! Just nothing good going on. XD
12.13.02
Its friday the thirteenth! (Bunan, bunan-nun!) Does that mean if you cross my path, i can curse you? Raz says i'm not black so it doesnt count. Hah >> better be careful either way. We're going to a spiffay party tonight ^^ Raz is all..o.O Red. Red theme. Christmas. I see the connection here....Yes...I wanna slurshie.
12.4.02
^_^ Wee, happy christmas...folks. Not yet? X.x oh well... Bow before the bat-man! O_o;;;

11.27.02

YERS! OO The war has started! Join the Draconian side, you pathedic mortals! O_O;;;
okie dokie. Had to let that out. >< Down with Meridell! *swings her attack fork in insane circle* Down! Oo *chants*
11.23.02
Finally! I can update my site! O_O its been a long friggen while too! X_x;;; =^^= I've been in pretty high spirits today, working on Hime and my page. *bows* O_O I'm soo sorry i'm taking so long Hime! ....@@: Mom was apart of a boycott today. I'll make sure to write more later...O_O; but i've got a bad kink in my neck..till then.
6.04.02
Its amazing how fast your mood can change. One minute i was extremely depressed (Heck, i even had a violent picture to add here) And i suddenly got so many neomails of kindness *^__^* wow...I love you all, you really brightened my day everyone. Oo If i was rich, i'd buy you all somthing nice..But being the poor begger i am (or just clinically to lazy to do anything about it) O_0 PetPet spotlight? Why dont we just make them pets for speffs sake. O_o Meep! You must win!



Now! I want everyone to meet a special friend of mine. =D It's name is Mr. Radioactive pickle, and he'll tell you all the do's, and the do not's of playing with radio active waste, through this song and jingle to the tune of row row your boat! Hit it!
Ray-di-oactivity,
gently you must use
carefully carefully carfully
Or you'll start to ooze.
If by chance you become
Ray-di-oactivity
then hide yourself from all our eyes
And our life will be more clean.

n.n I think he did a very good job for a pickle.




Drawings by other People!
Do NOT steal these pictures. These are done by the artists mentioned >< Do not make me hunt you down for stealing thier beautiful work.

You can visit all of my art given to me here, at Raz's site:
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www33. b r i n k s t e r.com/penguinmafia/index.html





† My love life, in one simple paragraph (or maybe two..)†

Now, if there was a neopian award for how many failed relationships people have, i, am the winner. Oh please. Don't even go, "OO She's in rebound!" And send a letter. I've decided to keep ambigous to myself for now. Who have I loved? I'll never tell their names of course, some of them i'm sure are married and happy. n.n Good for them. I first loved a jester kougra, who was rather evil, and didnt want me around. I guess i cramped his style. He's frozen now. Too bad. The next two i loved were brothers, and both were actully dead. There were inherit problems with that relationship. Then came a nicer guy, even Shoyro would have loved. He decided to leave for more adult tastes in rping. Good ridence. Then, another nice guy. But his owner only wanted my owner's artwork. I scratched him. I can't even remember his name now. I guess i didnt really love him. Then of course, the vampire, but he was so bent on some girl that left him, he couldnt care less about being serious about our relationship. Then of course, Onikino_ I can say his name because Raz owns him now. His owner left, so i guess that means he's dead. How sad. He only wanted to fight with me in the battledome anyway. The next one was a nice guy, he didnt seem to like my friendlyness. o_o tough luck, my friend. There have been a few crushes now and then, but for now, thats all i want. I lurve you all. =D


† Wow. This site actually has won awards. Who's givin out these things? ^_- †








It seems so many sites are giving out awards for people who did good on their page, excluding some people from a award, because perhaps they didnt do such a good job. Well! O_O Harle is going to change this. So few pets actually have a site at all! You should be congradulated for even attemping to give your pets a website, and here's my award to you. =D

Here's one for light backgrounds. =D Just copy and paste this into your site for your own award.
<center><a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~Jester_Harlequin"><img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/ryokuandphib/pickeawardlight.gif" ALT="This site has won the coveted pickle award!" border="0"></a>

Here's one for dark backgrounds. =D Just copy and paste this into your site for your own award.
<center><a href="http://petpages.neopets.com/~Jester_Harlequin"><img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/ryokuandphib/pickeawarddark2.gif" ALT="This site has won the coveted pickle award!" border="0"></a>

Enjoy, you deserved it!



I decided that between all of Raz's six or seven petpages, none of them have any information about her. It seems every artist on neopia has this section, and, ((despite the fact Raz has refused to claim she's an artist), here's a little bit of stuff you might want to know n_n
Real Name: Marina
Age: 15
Grade: 9
Prefers drawing: Humans
Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, sleeping. ...and then sleeping some more.
System used to color and ink: Adobe LE 5.0 (She's cheap, folks) And a wacom tablet.
Celeberty most alike: Homer Simpson.
Art Requests?: Only for close friends. *shakes Allie and Pheep voodoo dolls* 'Cause, she says she owns them. =D
Commisions: Yes, but not on neopets. 'It's against the rule, i hear.
Trades: As long as you'll work hard on it. Raz tends to ask for wierd stuff though...

n_n Well, that's all i can tell you about my owner! If you want to know more, by all means, BOTHER her. I like to see her in agony. Send her chain letters, junk mail- eheh....o_o of course, don't let her know I sent you. You can reach her here on AIM Thequeenofrants. If she's not there, drop her a neomail. =D Hope you enjoyed my five minute blurb!






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Places you should see!
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Non Bannered Links! =D
* Indicates a site by my owner =P
Calesse's Site!*
Khadda's site! =D*
Ahk-bet's site!*

All images on this site were drawn by Razberryjester, myself. All copyrighted images belong to neopets.com, and them alone. n.n Thankyou.