Howdy! Welcome to The Slorg Sanctorium's Gamesroom. Maybe you've noticed we've changed our layout. ;) Use the links on the left to naviagte through the content, or just scroll down with your mouse. Enjoy! =)
-Quiz-
What kind of slorg are you?
1)Your neopet is hungry! Which food do you feed them?
A) Some Faerie Toast With Butter!
B) An omelette or jelly.
C) Something from Virtupets Space Station!
D) CHEESE!!!!!
2) If you could be a faerie, which one would you be?
A) Fyora, the queen of all faeries!
B) Illusen.
C) I wouldn't be a faerie! I'D BE DR. SLOTH!!!
D) The sock faerie...IT DOES TOO EXIST!!!
3) Which neopian world would you spend the day in?
A) Faerieland!
B) Neopia Central.
C) The Haunted Woods.
D) Octagon Land. IT DOES EXIST!!!
4) Time to go shopping! But you can only buy one item. Which would that be?
A) A usuki!
B) A nice plushie for my pet.
C) A Dr. Sloth poster!
D) A marshmallow grundo!
5) Which neoboard do you usually chat at?
A) None. Why should I chat when I could be grooming my pets?
B) The Avatar Chat.
C) The Virtupets board! YAY FOR SLOTH!!!!
D) Evil Things and Monster Sightings. I saw the Pant Devil in my closet! No, really!
Results...
If you answered mostly As, you are...A FAERIE SLORG!
You like faeries very much... and everyone knows it. You often groom your pets and give them usukis. Next time you pick up the comb and Magical Hair Usuki, ask your pet if they actually want to be groomed and played with.
If you answered mostly Bs, you are...A BLUE SLORG!
You are pretty much your average neopian, but you're pets probably think you are the best owner ever! You treat them nicely and that's a good thing. Keep up the good work! :)
If you answered mostly Cs, you are...A HALLOWEEN SLORG!
You are a little bit ebil and you're obsessed with Dr. Sloth. You spend most of your time thinking about how you will take over neopia. *backs away slowly* O_o
If you answered mostly Ds, you are...A CUSTARD SLORG!
You are a just a bit weird...ok, make that /very/ weird. But hey, that's why you have so many friends! You are quite funny and entertaining, which is why lots of people like you! :)
-Riddles-
I appear twice in a week, once in a year, and once in a century. What am I?
A dog is on a 10 foot leash. Some food is 30 feet away. The dog went and ate the food. How did he get there?
I am a pet that does nothing but lay on the floor all day. What am I?
I'm as large as a T-Rex but I weigh nothing. What am I?
I have 2000 dollars, but I cannot spend it. What am I?
I'm as light as a feather but 100 men can't lift me. What am I?
I have fall, but I am not the seasons. What am I?
What's smaller than a dog, but can put a bear on the run?
Answers...
Riddle #1: the letter 'e'
Riddle #2: the leash wasn't tied to anything.
Riddle #3: a carpet.
#4: a t-rex's shadow (thanks a_inuyasha_freak!)
Riddle #5:a bubble (thanks reany_beany!)
Riddle #6: The word fallen (Thanks Kaityandliz!).
Riddle #7: A Skunk. (Thanks vassal44!)
Riddle #8: A Banke Vault. (Thanks Lombre!)
Got a riddle? Neomail it to me, snicket910, and I'll put it on here!
-Adoptables-
Here are the absoloutely awesome adoptables made by Sk8 and me! I've broken the two sets into "waves;" the first wave being Sk8's adoptables, and the second wave being mine. The rules have changed slightly. You may only adopt one of the ones I made, since there aren't as many. You may adopt up to two from the ones Sk8 made. That means you may have a total of three slorgs in all. As always, you may not adopt a slorg unless you are a member of The Slorg Sanctorium. And also, as always, do not use a slorg that doesn't belong to you. If you leave, the slorg (or slorgs) you adopted will be up for adoption once again. The slorg will also go up for adoption again if you're inactive in the guild for a very long time. (Unless you're on a trip or something.) Neomail me (snicket910) to adopt a slorg. If you noticed a slorg that you once had is up for adoption again, or someone else owns it, neomail me and we'll fix things. Enjoy! x)
-First Wave-
Black Slorg. Owned by: nobody
Black
Blue Slorg. Owned by:nobody
Blue
Brown Slorg. Owned by: nobody
Brown
Custard Slorg. Owned by:markapooka
Custard
Disco Slorg. Owned by:nobody
Disco
Dung Slorg. Owned by:tamagotchi636
Dung
Faerie Slorg. Owned by:tamagotchi636
Faerie
Fire Slorg. Owned by: nobody
Fire
Ghost Slorg. Owned by: aishialoveroverhere
Ghost
Green Slorg. Owned by:arsol20005
Normal
Grey Slorg. Owned by:rachelandkyra
Grey
Halloween Slorg. Owned by: nobody
Halloween
Island Slorg. Owned by:rachelandkyra
Island
Maraquan Slorg. Owned by:onecoppercent
Maraquan
Pink Slorg. Owned by:Sk8grll
Pink
Pirate Slorg. Owned by:bethsmestitude
Pirate
Plushie Slorg. Owned by: snicket910
Plushie
Purple Slorg. Owned by:ella171rose
Purple
Rainbow Slorg. Owned by:snicket910
Rainbow
Sketch Slorg. Owned by: aishialoveroverhere
Sketch
Snow Slorg. Owned by:nobody
Snow
Spotted Slorg. Owned by:nobody
Spotted
Starry Slorg. Owned by:pikateela9
Starry
Tyrannian Slorg. Owned by:sk8grll
Tyranian
-Second Wave-
-Super Slorg-Owned by:pikateela9
-Evil Slorg-Owned by:nobody
-Silly Slorg-Owned by:tamagotchi636
-Princess Slorg-Owned by:ella171rose
King Slorg-Owned by:nobody
-Birthday Slorg-Owned by:snailbarf259
-Slorg With Flower-Owned by:nobody
-Sad Slorg-Owned by:aishialoveroverhere
-Slorg and Sun-Owned by:nobody
-Slorg and Donut-Owned by:sk8grll
-Slorg and iPod-Owned by:arsol20005
-Altador Cup Slorgs-
Could it be?? Le gasp! It's....it's....a new section? :o Here are some slorgs I've made to show which team you supported in the Altador Cup. There is one for each team. And you don't even have to adopt these! Take whichever you want, and as many as you want. =)
-Short Story-
How The Slorg Got Its Slime
By me, Ghosteh. ;)
One day, a little slorg was walking down the street. It was a very, very long time ago, when Neopia was young. This was when slorgs made no slime trails! The tiny slorg (whose name was Sir Bob of Neopia, but everyone called him Sir Bob) was heading over to his friend's house, a purple dogelfox named Grape Soda. When he got to Grape Soda's neohome, Sir Bob knocked on the door. Grape Soda came to the door and said, "Hi Sir Bob! I can't play today. I have the sneezles,"
Darn. Hope you feel better!" Sir Bob told him.
Thanks Sir B---aaaaahhhhCHOOOO!" Grape Soda was about to thank Sir Bob, but was interupted by a giant sneeze! Yucky, green slime flew onto poor Sir Bob. :(
Yuck!" cried the slimey slorg.
Oh no!" gasped Grape Soda. "I'm sorry, Sir Bob! Here, I'll go get a towel." A moment later, the dogelfox was handing Sir Bob a blue towel. "I really should go inside now. Bye, Sir Bob!" Then Grape Soda's door slammed shut before the slimey petpet could responde.
Sir Bob dried off. When all that slime was off, he began to head home. But a massive trail of slime followed Sir Bob the rest of his life. He tried as hard as he could to get it off. It never did, though. And now, because of Grape Soda's sneeze, every slorg leaves a massive trail of slime wherever they go. :)
-Advertise?-
Want to help The Slorg Sanctorium get more members? Copy and paste the following adveritsement into a board in the Guild Chat and you might just convice somebody to join! You can also make a whole board about us, and if you decide to do that, I've included a title you can use. :)
Title: *kiko**grundo* ||The Slorg Sanctorium|| {NR}*jubjub*
-Good Bye-
Well, I hoped you liked the gamesroom! Good bye! :)
