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| I love my sister Bib and my brothers Shoi and Splash and Joe and my cousins Zippy and Zoey and Happi and my 2-room cottage in our neohome and being a princess in our Star Wars play and playing with my Holly Football and eating faerie cakes (why don't they make princess cakes?) and going to Roo Island and playing Dice-A-Roo and, uh, oh, I love all kinds of things! But especially I love my owner because she rescued me from the pound and painted me all pretty and gives me all these things and makes me very happy! |
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Besides making me happy my owner is...well...a little silly. Do you know what she does? She collects Giant Bath Plugs! That's right. She says they're therapeutic. She says that when she is angry about neoglitches, or broken furniture, or still-not released plot prizes, or whatever, she can go to our Safety Deposit Box and imagine pulling out all those Giant Bath Plugs and watching whatever made her angry go swirling down the drain. Hmmm. Maybe she's got something there. Maybe I'll try that when Splash teases me and imagine him swirling down the drain. Hahahaha! |
| Here is the play that I was a princess in. You will see that I was the star, although Shoi thinks he was just because he was the hero! (P.S. This was in our old neohome that had a cookie jar in every room. I miss the cookie jars.) |
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The Star Wars Game Shoi: I know! Let's play Star Wars! Splash: What's that? Shoi: A movie. I haven't seen it though. Hollie: Yes, yes! Let's make a movie! Yaaaay!! Splash: If we haven't seen it, how do we know how to play it? Bib: We can use our imaginations...make it up. Splash: I suppose so. Ok, what do we do first? Shoi: Maybe to play Star Wars we should go to the Space Station. Bib: I don't think we could get there and back before supper. Hollie: I don't like the Space Station anyway. It makes me air sick. Shoi: Ok, ok, we'll just pretend our neohome is in outer space. Bib: You have to have a cast before you have a movie. Shoi: Right! I know there's a bad guy named Darth Vader in it. Bib: Ok, who'll be the bad guy. Not Hollie or me because we aren't guys. Shoi: Not me!! Splash: He just wants to be the hero! Alright, I'll be this Derth guy. Shoi: Darth. Splash: Yeah, whatever. What's the hero's name? Shoi: Uh, something Solo I think. Bib: Ok, Shoi will be Something Solo. Who else do we need? Shoi: There's a princess. Hollie: Yes, yes, I want to be a princess! Please, please, can I be the princess? Bib: Ok, Hollie's the princess. What does that leave for me? Shoi: Well, I think there was an old wise guy. Bib: Wiseguy? I don't think I like that. Shoi: I mean a wise old guy. But we could change it to a wise old woman. Bib: I guess since I'm the oldest and the wisest I could do that. Hollie: The princess is hungry. The princess would like a cookie. Bib: Not now, Hollie. You'll spoil your supper. Hollie: Where's my magic wand? Shoi: You're a princess, not a faerie. Princesses don't have magic wands! Hollie: Waaaaah! Splash: Oh, fetch her a stick, Shoi, and she can pretend it's a scepter.
Hollie: Hmmmm. Well, if I can't have a wand, can I have a tiara? Bib: We don't have costumes, Hollie. We're just pretending.
Splash: If you hop it'll fall off! Hahaha. Hollie: The princess is not amused! Splash: Hey, I remember I saw some pictures about this. Doesn't this Darth guy have a wand? Shoi: Bad guys don't have wands! Splash: Well, it was this long thing that glowed. Shoi: Sounds like a lightning rod. Bib: Lighting rods don't glow unless they're struck by lightning. Splash: Ok, I'll pretend I have a lightning rod that was just struck by lightning.
Splash: Ok, we have a cast. Now what? Shoi: Well, the hero has to rescue the princess, so I guess you'll have to kidnap her or something. Splash: Sounds like fun! Hollie: Yes, yes! Kidnap me and hold me hostage in the library! Splash: Library???? Hollie: Why not? [whispers to Splash] I know where there's a hidden cookie jar in the library! Splash: [whispers to Hollie] All right!! [out loud] Ok, Princess, I'm zapping you with my
Shoi: Hey, Hollie, you're supposed to be zapped! Bib: Oh, leave them be. They're having fun. Ok, now what? Shoi: Well, I guess I should go rescue the princess. Bib: Definitely! Exactly what a hero would do.
Splash: Mmmmm, Chocolate Chip, my favorite! Hollie: [licks her lips] I bet there's some more in the living room in the
Hollie: Aisha Angels! Just right for a princess. Splash: Hey, don't be a pig! [eats the crumbs] Let's try the kitchen.
Splash: Earth Faerie Brownies, oooh, yum!! What kind do you suppose is in the playroom?
Hollie: Mini Oreos! My favorite! Yaaaay!
Shoi: Where is everybody? And the cookie jar is empty! I bet they're trying the
Shoi: Missed them! And all the cookies are gone. Must have gone to the kitchen.
Shoi: Missed them again! And not even a crumb left!
Shoi: Aaarrrgh! How can I rescue the princess if she keeps running around looking for cookies??!! Hey, I bet they forgot the cookie jar in the guest room.
Splash: This game is a lot of work! Hollie: Where's Something Solo? He's supposed to rescue me! Bib: I'm sure he's trying. Heroes try very hard.
Shoi: I knew it! And Negg Creams, just what I wanted!
Shoi: [burps] Well, I guess I better go find the princess. Maybe the wise old woman knows where she is.
Shoi: Hey, princess, you don't look like you need rescuing! Hollie: The wise old woman convinced the bad guy to un-kidnap me. Bib: I don't remember doing that. Hollie: Well, pretend you did. I'm tired of this game! Bib: I guess the wise old woman should get herself to the kitchen and bake some cookies or we won't have any dessert with our supper tonight. Splash: Oh. Hollie: Uh... Shoi: Well... Bib: Or did you just pretend that you ate all those cookies? [smiles] Shoi: Wow, she really is wise! And maybe we should skip dessert tonight? Splash: Maybe we should skip supper! Hollie: Maybe next time we should play Monopoly!! |
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