Hi. My name's Geico no Mayo. I'm toastlads first and oldest neopet. He named me after a commercial he liked. He's crazy like that! Anyway, you can just call me Geico. I was born on the evening of the 11^th of Relaxing (June), in the year 3. I have three younger siblings: Webby, Dogo, and Chloe. They're all pretty cool, even if they don't always get along with each other. Of course, since I'm the oldest, they all kinda look up to me. Technically, toastlad is the head of the household (we live on 5055 Tiki Tack Street, on Mystery Island), but he's kinda flaky. He takes real good care of us and we all love him very much, but it's kinda hard to think of him as any kind of authority figure or even a grown-up (even though he really is; he just usually doesn't act like it). So, even though I'm not all that old myself, and I try to be pretty cool and stuff... I do sometimes seem a bit more adult than he is. So yeah, the other kids look up to me on account of that, like I said.

But what else should I say? You can look at my stats, if you like. I had a Greeble named Mptgo, a name toastlad came up with which I guess is an abbreviation for something, but you'd have to ask him what. Anyway, toastlad eventually sold Mptgo, so I could take Webby's Flishy, Koiishi, and she could keep this creepy Spyder toastlad won {shiver}. Man, I wouldn't want that thing! But hey, she wants to be a goth, so I guess it kinda makes sense...

Hmmm... let's see. You know, I love all my siblings, but I think I'm closest to Webby, since she's the one I've known the longest, plus we're normally both the calmest, most relaxed and sensible. Except of course, when she's fighting with the youngest of us, Chloe, mostly because of their favorite faeries. That's one argument I just can't solve! My favorite is the Soup Faerie, but Webby likes Jhudora and Chloe likes Illusen, who are like mortal enemies, I guess. I don't really have a preference for either of them, which is lucky- I'd hate for either of my sisters to ever think I was taking the other's side in that argument. Toastlad likes Illusen, but I don't think either of the kids would take that to mean he was taking sides, because he likes pretty much everyone... and he loves all four of us equally, especially. Anyway, Webby and I have some other differences. Like I said, she wants to be a goth, and an astronaut. I'd rather be a cowboy. Or a surfer. Or maybe a samurai. Or something... Not sure if Dogo or Chloe have any real ideas about what to do, yet....

Hmmm, what else? We all share toys and stuff equally, though some of us use certain things more than the others do. Toastlad likes to play with a Number Six Plushie with me. Neither of us is quite sure what it's supposed to be, but he likes the name cuz of some old TV show, anyway. We also play cards alot. My favorite food is a tealeef sandwich, though I don't get those very often. I'm also quite fond of leeks, tchea fruits, nurakos, and puntec fruits. Or really any tropical foods. But mostly we all eat alot of omelettes and jellies, you feel me? Heh heh. Yeah. But we get other stuff, too. No worries. Um... I don't think we do enough training or battling or anything, but that isn't really toastlad's fault, I suppose. He needs to try to save money, though he does splurge sometimes on things for us, or to add to his NeoDeck. He's trying to collect all the faerie cards, but he still needs a few, some of which are impossible to get....

Well, that's all I can think to say for now....

Koiishi