Well.. uuhh..



Why.. ::blush:: Hello..!

I hope you have the font "Papyrus" installed to your computer..

Ughhh, I cannot get to Neopets.com from my home! It won't let me. So hopefully it will work here. Anyway, since Neopets took all my NP I have been too angry to come (though I've been trying to contact everyone for ages) And besides, since I'm working on jaderolics.com and things I am too busy to spend time on Neopets. I May come back later when I'm not so busy, but I also probably won't. But please don't think I've deserted you all! I have been trying very hard to update my profile and let you know what's going on. Anyway, you can chat with me by sending me a note at my account http://jadefrolics.deviantart.com, or you can check out my T shirt selling account at http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp?cid=238348879870223294. Also, in the slightly near future, I will have jadefrolics.com where Qadia, Krashark, and lots of other characters will be. I haven't abandoned my Neopets, they will just lose their aisha ears so I am not sued. ;D In any case, PLEASE you can still chat with me as much as you want, just give me a note at Deviantart as I said.. I am there a lot. I'm sorry I don't have time for Neopets anymore..Have a nice day everyone, TEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you really want to see my page? I don't  think you do, honestly *You carefully peek your head into a cozy looking brick room. It is very well-organized; there is a bookshelf in one corner, some colorful bean bag chairs in the center of the room, and a majestic bed in another corner. Next to one of the walls you see a shelf in which one would put their clothes. Lying on a rug nearby, an immensely obese cat stares blandly at you through the opening in the door. All in all, the room gives off a very welcoming feel; so you decide to approach the small Egyptian Aisha that is studying on his bed.*
Daiben: *turns around and waves coyly* Err.. Hi..! I'm sorry for the page being so messy.. I don't really know where to begin. Actually, I begged and begged Jade to make this webpage for me, but she said that as it is my page I should make it myself. I really don't agree with he--*realizes he is babbling and stops abruptly*--uhh.. anyway. I hope you like my page! *blush* *scampers off*

-invalid_words-
You are listening to Cait Sith's theme

-!-|Stats| |Daiben's Life| |Awards| |Fanart/Art Trades| |Likes and Dislikes| |Adoptables| |About Jade| |Friends and Family | |Beauty Contest| |Quizzes Daiben Took -!-






Stats

Yeah.. I thought we might as well start with my Stats; those being the easiest to display and all. Bastet knows how terrible they are.. I haven't looked at them in ages (because I know they will be horrendously bad)! You see, I'm no fighter. I prefer books and calming things!

If my level is so high why am I so weak?

Basic Information

Owner: jadefrolics
Hours: 16232
Level: 26
Strength: 20
Speed: 24
Defense: 17
Hit Points: 12/12
I.Q.: 88

Battledome Stats

# Played: 29
Wins: 14
Losses: 11
Draws: 4
Score: 904

And I thought my STATS were bad.. this is so  embarrassing.







My Life

So! Skipping right to the juicy stuff, are we? Actually, it's not that juicy. .... now that I think about it, it's not juicy at all. Or entertaining, so what are you doing here? *he tries assiduously to shove you away, then leans back against the background, panting* ::blush:: *cough* I guess I'm just a little nervous. People? Looking at me? Crazy. I've never had this kind of attention before! Okay, anyway.
*hiccough* I was born quite a while ago, more than a year in fact, but the exact story of my birth will be saved for the story section, which is here. I was a quiet kitten, never causing a fuss for Jade. Even now I am still pretty quiet, but with a nice big glass of Neocola you'd be surprised at how giddy I can become! Krashark always makes fun of me for my shyness! I do believe he hates me, or at least he is very good at pretending he does if in actuality he is just pretending! I think I am beginning to babble again. So.. moving on.
I usually spend my spare time alone. The library is one of my favorite places; there I find lots of wonderful books like The Planet Pirates by Anne McCaffrey, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, and Dune by Frank Herbert. I really enjoy science fiction! I also love Alice in Wonderland...but that's kind of a secret *blush*.

When I'm not reading, I am usually outside. Nature and the wilderness and wild animals really interest me! Currently I am writing a report on the genetics of the Blooky. I also spend lots of time with my petpet, Godfather. He was a welcoming gift from Jade when I came to live here! Sure, he may not be the most active of neopets, but when he gets excited he can REALLY MOVE! Mostly everyone thinks he is a useless beast, but nobody knows him like I. They

don't know how sweet he is at night when he sleeps right on top of me, keeping me warm and comfortable. They don't know how peaceful he looks, sleeping in the sunlight on a bright Saturday afternoon. And most of all, they can't possible see how he moves in circles over and over, padding down the bedding and finally collapsing in a restful nap! *Daiben closes his eyes for a moment, remembering the sweet memories, then opens them and looks at you* Okay. So he's a lazy pig. You can't hold that against him, canWould you MOVE? Why is  movement so difficult a concept for you?!
you? Well, that's about all I have to say here, but eventually Jade will write some stories that you can read too!






Awards

*Daiben slinks up to this portion of the website and sits down* This section is..well.. sort of I guess you could say my bragging portion of my site. I don't mean it like bragging, just, you know, where I can show off my trophies and things. *blush* not that I'll get any.. *blush* I can't even speak straight!

I got this when I got the Pet Spotlight!! It  was so amazing.. You can go see it by clicking the trophy.I got this because Angelique thought my page was good! Me? Famous? Nooo..

Anyway, this section is not only to show you my trophies.. I have also decided to give others the excitement of a trophy of their own. I am sending out Jade's cohort: Dante the kitten,

Dante: Meow.

to find websites that are

  1. Very well-designed
  2. Very funny
  3. Well-Written
You can see the sample Award here:

So, make your petpage great and you might be surprised by a visit from Dante!






Jade (the owner, silly!)

:D

Here you can learn all about your favorite person, Jade! Actually, not all about me (and not your favorite person, either).. just some little tidbits for your personal enjoyment. Who is the one they calljadefrolics in real life? Let's see..!

Jade's Stats

Name: Jade. I would give you my last name, but... you know.
Birthday: March 25, 1987. 15, hooray!
Location: Michigan (no, it is not a fun or exciting state)
Books: I read a lot, and some books that I consider my favorites are: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland, Dune, The Planet Pirates, The Seventh Son, Call of the Wild
Music: I will just list a couple here: Dave Matthews band, Enya, Sarah McLachlan, Nine Inch Nails, Ashley Macisaac, Solas, Pearl Jam, Blues Traveler, Red Hot Chili Peppers, They Might Be Giants, System of a Down, Norah Jones, Live, Queen, Joan Osborne, Soundgarden...
Art: I really like art. I don't really like pictures of landscaping or flowers or whatever though; so Georgia O'Keeffe is a big NO. But my favorite artists are people like Salvador Dali, Hieronymus Bosch, Rene Magritte, that kind of stuff. But I LOVE Normal Rockwell's art ;)
Pets: My house is FULL of animals! My dog is Cleo, the cats are: Ritiki, Dante, Sinta, Fluffy (oops, she died!), Izzy, Mamba, Tyler.
Favorite toothpaste: Has to be Crest!

Favorite Video Games:I don't play video games that often at all. So I don't have a lot of favorites. therefore, I'll just list a any ones I've played.. whether I liked them or not! Yoshi's Island (LOVE!), Earthbound (LOVE!), Gradius III, Mario Bros 1, 2 3, Super Mario World, Mario 64, Mario Paint (Ha, ha..), Bubsy 1 and 2, Duck Hunt (HAHAHA), FF7, 9, and 10, Chrono Trigger (GREAT!), Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, 3 and the 64 one, Conker's Bad Fur Day, The Bouncer, Kingdom Hearts, The Summoner (what a HORRIBLE game), Star Fox and Star Fox 64, Yoshi's Story, Killer Instinct Gold (ick..), random Mortal Kombats, random Sonic, Pokemon red blue gold silver etc.., Space Station: Silicon valley (LOVE!), FZero, Joe and Mac (Teehee...), random Kirby, Klonoa 2 (LOVE!), random Zelda, random MegaMan, and more that I don't feel like typing.

FAQ

I actually didn't plan on making one of these, but lately I have been getting so many of the same questions that I thought I'd better. So here are answers to some frequently (at least semi-frequently, I don't get that many neomails a day) asked questions.

What do you use to draw your pictures?
COREL Painter 5.0

Will you draw my pets?
I doubt it, sorry, I've lots to draw.

Will you buy me an item? My account just got hacked and I am a pathetic, pathetic person!
NO!!! NOOO!!!!!!!! PLEASE stop asking this, or I'll tear your guts out :D

How did you.. a) find the midis for your pets' pages? b) do such-and-such HTML? c) make your lookup like that?
a) vgmusic.com; b) try HTMLgoodies.com; c) try the petpage of CSSHelp :)

How did your pets get their names?
Daiben means something in Japanese, but I forgot (haha ha). Qadia came because Nadia was taken, and I wanted to name her Nadia. Meliau came because my name in Japanese is Maeru (according to this Japanese girl that visited my school) but someome stole Maeru when I tried to transfer her to this account so I just thought of something that sounded similar and painter her purple like poor Maeru. And KRASHARK, now, my friend Gabriel used to own Krashark, and Krashark used to be a Disco Koi, so he combined Krash, and Shark, and got Krashark. (at least I think so!)

Can we be Neofriends
No, but not 'cause I hate you; I simply have too many. We can still chat, however!

Will your pet go out with my pet?
No no no. Daiben just has a girlfriend because I knew her owner for a while and she didn't just come out of nowhere saying something like.. say.. "HI U DONT NO ME BUT MY PET SPARKLYPRINCESS3467363 IS *** AND SHE WANTS DAIBEN 2 B HER BF SO HED BETTER OR SHE WIL CRY" :)So please don't ask out of nowhere!








Adoptables

*You enter a large, musty room. The walls are splattered with debris, and the floor is wet and muddy. Stacked high on each side of the room is a plethora of cages, leaving only a narrow pathway through the middle on which to walk. Each cage is labeled with a number; obviously denoting the different types of animals in the cages. You walk up to one of the cages and peer through the bars.*

Daiben: *runs up, huffing* How did you get in this room? I thought I put a sign on the door saying not to come in.. *he sees a trampled sign in the corner* Oh, *blush* nevermind, then. Anyway.. I found these poor baby aishas in the dump last week! *stops, sweats* What was I doing in the dump, you say? Well.. I.. would you like one of these aishas? If you adopt it you can place it anywhere you'd like! As long as you DON'T change the code! Enjoy.. *he scampers off quickly*
Come  adopt your own BABY AISHA!
Come  adopt your own BABY AISHA!
Come  adopt your own BABY AISHA!
Come  adopt your own BABY AISHA!
Come  adopt your own BABY AISHA!







Likes and Dislikes

Wow, I sure look like a moron  here!*Daiben puffs down to this section, panting and carrying an immensely large backpack* ::huff:: Sorry for the wait.. *swallow, pant* I was gathering some of my favorite things for you to see. Not all of them, mind you, because I am not a very materialistic Aisha. I am content just having an area to think.. *be forages a bit in the backpack, and pulls out these items...*

Likes


  • Churros. EVERYONE in this family loves churros! We eat them constantly..!
  • My golden Chomby Plushie.. *blush*
  • Frolicking. (okay, I don't, but Jade does so she made me put it!)
  • Books
  • Godfather
  • My bed. It is really soft.

Dislikes

    Dancing
  • Chewing dung.. Krashark used to give that to me calling it candy!
  • Roaring
  • Grundo's Gym. They make fun of my flabby arms!!







Quiz Results

*Daiben crawls up to this section of the page slowly. He is tired from all this talking! He pants and heaves himself up*

Daiben:*Pant* I took some quizzes on the internet.. and here are the results of them! I will be adding more as I find them...

Click Here to see what personality your neopet has!



Link To Daiben

This is pathetic.
Daiben: Well, I really wish you wouldn't go *Mutters 'Phew! Glad that's over..' under his breath and wipes his forehead; smiles sheepishly* But since you are, would you mind linking me to your page? You saw the sign.. I'll dance...

Please  click me. I'm pathetic and it comforts me.

Hey! If you want, go to this sites. They're pretty neat, if you ask me. But you didn't..so.. uh.

Stay away  from my paint brushes!
-blocked-Sign my guestbook, please! Take a look at what people have said to Jade and me.

Don't Steal My Images!





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