FAQ:

Q: Do you get a lot of comments about this page?
A: You'd be surprised. xD

Q: So. Um. You drew that pillow?
A: Uh-huh. Sure did. Used a tablet, and Macromedia Flash. So it looks all smooth and expert-like.

Q: ... Do you ever wonder what people type into this?
A: Hey, no... but now you mention it, I've grown automatically curious all of a sudden :o On the other hand, the whole purpose of this page is for information to never be passed along. So I guess it's not my place to wonder what nonsense gets mashed into it. Even if it might be bad poetry (ACK!)

Q: Why do you have a FAQ section at all. I mean look at this page. It's got like one thing on it.
A: ...You don't like my FAQ? D:

Q: I didn't say that I didn't like the FAQ... I just think it's kind of pointless considering how brief this page is - a title, a picture, and a text area.
A: You hurt my feelings. And the FAQ's feelings too D: Now you better apologise to us both.

Q: *sigh* I'll be out for a while. Gotta use that pillow some more.
A: You do that, poppin. *snivel* Browsers these days...