Update: Phew! Finally my screenies are back up! I hope you enjoy them. I still have to fix and tweak a few things to make them perfect. 11.30.07 Hi guest welcome to my screenie page :D Please be patient while the images load... I get these questions a lot, so I decided to answer some FAQ. Please read before you neomail me, harass, etc. Q: How do you make a screenie? A: Taking a screenie means capturing an image or scene at a suprising, hilarious, or extremely weird scenario. NEVER try to bait people into making a screenie or ask someone to do something funny so they can be added to your collection (Requests from other people are excusable). 99% of the time they are unfunny, and sincere ones are better anyway. Okay, now for the real answer. Found an awesome image that you want to screencap? Just do these 3 things. Find "Print Screen" on your keyboard. (Use the image above as a reference to where you'll most likely find it.) Press it once. Next, open up Paint, or whatever image editing program you use. When you paste you will get the whole screen. CROP your image down to an appropriate size. Upload it to photobucket[dot]com, tinypic[dot]com, etc. Then copy the url of the image and put it into the Image code which is. Place your image on your site. Congratulations! You've just made a screenie. Still need help? Keyboard looks different? Try this site. Q: How did you get that EMFC avatar? Why don't you use any other ones? A: You need to get a score that makes it's way into the Top 50 of the high scores list. EFMC is my favorite game on neopets, and I've had the avatar for as long as I can remember... I haven't changed it once because it means a lot to me, plus not many other people have it so people can recognize me easier. :P Try BruteDemon's site for a guide. Q: How did you get the paintbrushes? Can I have one? A: I use the lab ray on my pets, and I've never used or even owned a paintbrush. Labs are like the neverending paintbrush, so if you really don't care what your pet will look like then that's the choice for you. Q: Can I have a pet/item that you don't want? A: Nope. Q: What is the font you use for your headers? A: It's called BROKEN GHOST. That and other amazing fonts are downloadable online if you look in the right spots. ;) Screenies are back and are most likely here to stay. I'll try to update them when I have the time. Enjoy! :) SELF FREEZE SELF FREEZE SELF FREEZEEEEE We're all blones on the inside. Why? Just why? Teenagers these days need to come with warning signs... AND calories. I really have no idea what's going on here. How can people be so rude like that? I AM SOOO SRRY Interesting... I'm everywhere, man. Is there some new code language I don't know about? Because it's so hard to find a toilet in houses these days... tHat sONe iS seW gUd So trueeee. Yeah, I don't know either. And I don't know about this one either... Or this... ... Ok, let's just say I don't know anything anymore. Petpet lab ray. Why? Why can't everyone be this honest? Serious roleplaying in a serious topic. I don't know how to follow instructions... and neither did anyone else. It's more likely than you think. The possibilities are endless. Man, I can't draw like I use to. It sounds so dirty... These are my older and MUCH better screenies. Like seriously, I'm so sorry my newer ones are so terrible. But enough about self criticism. Time for a history lesson. Waaaaay back then there were two very popular neopians named jazz_invincible and cinfulgirl. They were both known for their wealth and Jazz's ENORMOUS amount of avatars. Some of these screenies revolve around that, so I might as well clue some newer people in on the glory of Neopets' wonder years: '04 and '05. Fellow gentlemen, a feast shall be had, genuinely! One brave n00- erm i mean newbie. I guess that some people get mixed up with their gender... easily Baby shower! ERROR ERROR You have fur? Don't we all? This topic was pure gold. I just find this quite scary. What a coincidence.. xD I just found this sick and wrong. Accoints? Sure we can share accoints! Yeah, I saw him too while I was having brunch with George Washington in the middle of the earth on February 30th. Note: Jazz and Cinfulgirl don't live in the U.S. This is the same person that doesnt know their name. I eat bottles of it too on a daily basis. And you dont see me complaining. You can't expect to harrass people if they can't even read what you're saying! GENDER CONFUSION Sickening yet funny, no? This actually put my small mind to the test. Meh Would you like some dog with that? What you will never see a coconut do.. I have a stalker! Now I can die happily. Comments and thanks from fans like you. :) Really, feel free to neomail me! I will never bite. Please keep comments literate and easy to understand. If you don't want to me to post your username with your message, please neomail me PRIOR to my response to you. :D I love hyperactive fans. Yay! :) Moreeeeeee. -break dances- My obsession with cheese was brutal back then... I love requests. More more more. AND more. I accidentally deleted all of my awards! :( Feel free to fill up this space again with some awards. I'd really appreciate it. :D :D :D Questions? Comments? Click here About This Page If there's a screenie here that you find inappropriate, or if you would like your username to be removed from one, please don't hesitate to neomail me about this problem so I can modify them. DO NOT REPRODUCE THESE SCREENIES ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. However, you may freely link to my page anywhere you wish. ALL NEOPETS IMAGES OWNED AND COPYRIGHTED TO SUTA-RAITO.COM AND NEOPETS.COM RESPECTIVELY.