

To the USERS that have been my friends at one point:
The bottom line is what makes you DUNG. There are no words that I can say here on NEO. You have proven to me that you are as low as plankton. Pretty sad that you had to take advantage of a friendship so you could make a profit. So enjoy the gifts, because what comes around goes around. Karma is a beautiful thing.
After getting the same questions over and over again I decided to put them all here. If you have a question thats not on here feel free to mail.
Why is your name Dutch?
Because it is, nickname I have had since i was very young.

You do have a real name right?
Nope. And even if i did, I'm not telling you.

Some people call you Haggy, can I call you that?
~Keels over~ NO, you may not, and only people I know extremely well can, since i hate that name and nope aint explaining that one.

Can we be friends?
Probably not. Unless I know you and have talked to you before I'm lucky I have friends who understand me and my sense of humor, and we have something in common, whether its a tree,the piano man, and how i can turn any convo into something else though i do have help no matter what they say. I don't need to collect hundreds of names,id rather have a very short list of friends I trust to the fullest, there is nothing more important than that, and they know who they are. Please do not ask about the tree*still sputtering*

What happened to the AIL thread?
Sad to say that the AIL is no longer. After more than 3 years we have decided to close the thread. It was a lot harder than you can imagine and we thank every lender that was willing to lend their items. A lot of it came down to all the mails asking to be lent for partial or for free. Another reason is we all noticed that instead of working hard for the collateral, it was so easy for some to make a board and ask for free.

Is any of your items in your gallery for sale/or Im on a quest and was wondering if you would sell?
I'm sorry to say that they are not,unless you are willing to offer 3x the amount they are worth. Some of these items were gifts and some are extremely hard to find.

I wanted to send you something but you blocked gifts, why?
One of the many reasons, I dont need/want the gifts,but thank you for the offer. Keep/sell and make a profit.

How did you get your pets?
How else, by working my backside off for them.

Can I borrow them for the avvies?
Dont even think about asking this question, you will not like the response. I will not risk losing my pets for anyone.

Can i have them then?
You must think that I have no brain cells left to give you what i have worked so hard for. Ask that question and I can guarantee that you will run home crying.

Well Do you ever get rid of them?
yes I do but only when I feel it's nescessary

Can i have your account?
How long can you hold your breath?

How did you get so many avvies?
By working on them, I am horrible at games so I have very little of them, but the ones that i do have took a lot of time, patience,throwing my mouse and keyboard, yelling at my monitor and some good luck. If you need tips, feel free to mail, but if the question consists of me getting them for you, I don't have a Neon sign on my forehead that says Stupid!

Wow, you must be rich, can I have ______ since you have so much you must not need all of it?
You gotta be joking right, we all started with the same nps, it makes no difference to me if your poor or probably just to lazy to do something for yourself that you automatically think just because you put out a hand and say please that I am going to comply. Ain't gonna happen, thought you knew I was cold-hearted selfish kau.

How do you make you np's?
Since it really is very self explanatory: you start with games, I don't play them as much as I used to: Wiz snipes, auctions( I'm getting better),Stock market(only for the patient), Jobs ( simple and very easy, takes speed to make a profit), and Trades ( some weapons and items that will go up in price), and I hoard a lot.

Can I mail you?
Of course you can, but I am very busy these days and it might take a little while for me to respond.

But you never mailed me back?
Like i said up there, I am very busy, and I do get a lot of mail and it takes time to respond, if I have not responded within 48 hours please mail me back, I might have deleted it by accident(it happens), but also one of the reasons you might not have had a response was because the mail was so stupid that I am not wasting my precious time. Was it in chat speak because I automatically delete them,were you begging because those are deleted as well. Please think before mailing me.
Or my trades--Since apparently it doesn't click in please let me explain. If I have an item in the trading post, I will more than likely have a price, or say TP price. Now the TP price doesn't mean I will automatically knock off hundreds of thousands just because you want it. It means what it says TP PRICE, not "oh Ill mail and maybe she'll accept 2 million less than what its worth." Yeah not going to happen and will not respond.

Have you ever thought of quitting, and if so what will you do with your things?
Is that a hint my dear? I have thought of quitting more than once, but i do get dragged back by some people. If i ever decided to quit, I plan on giving everything to my friends. I also know they not after my friendship because of what items I have/np's or pets, you cant get that anywhere, thats why im lucky, you are only truly rich when a friendship occurs.

Why call everyone hun?
What most people don't know is am originally from Texas, now i grew up with hun, sweetie, dear, bless your heart, its programmed in my head. Nothing and no one is going to make me quit. Plus I'm too lazy to type out your name..(At least I'm honest XD)

How old are you?
there is no reason this has any importance to you but i am 31, and before you even think about going there, I'm having fun, and that's all that matters, I'm not on my last leg.

When's your birthday?
For a very good reason, I only give that out to a lucky few, there is no need to know if i don't know you, and if i do, all you have to do is ask.

I tried bidding on one your trades and it wont let me.
One time or another you must have placed a dumb bid hoping that i will accept. You thought wrong, I don't accidentally click, I take my time and look at all offers, but I will not fall for that kind of scam, so why try. Once your on the block list you stay on the block list.

Hey why did you block me?
If you are on my block list there are several good reasons. You probably bidded junk on my trades which is a huge no-no, you were begging either for nps or items,but for the most important reason, because I wanted to. And if you mail me from your side account asking this question, I will block and report you, so just please don't

Can I have you IM/LJ name?
After many names that I have chosen someone has always figured it out, so I chose something completely random. If I know you and want to talk to you of course dear, all you have to do is ask.

Why are you so mean?
If you want to hear the truth I'm really not that mean, (other people must be whispering in your ear, and more than likely I know exactly who they are)I treat you the same way that you treat you me. Don't like it? Learn how to treat others the way that you want to be treated, and see what difference it makes.But keep in mind, that we all have bad days. I'm not perfect and given due cause I can be meaner than a bull seeing red.

I got frozen and now what do i do?
My response is I'm not TNT!! I really don't know what you want me to do about it, not like I have a magic button sitting on my computer. Contact them,if it was a mistake they will fix it, if not then you shouldn't of done it, simpleton.

I don't like you or your friends..
Okay really not a question but I will comment on it.This is not a popularity contest. You are under the impression that I care or they do.It doesn't matter to me what you think I am or they are( and I've been called everything so nothing you say will surprise me). If you cant handle the truth then don't coming knocking on our door.No matter who you are most people know where they stand with me, I either like you or I don't, and if I have something to say to you, I will come to you and say it.Another side note: Grow a backbone;If you have a problem with me, take it up with me and not my friends.

Whats a couple of things you don't like?
Ahh, i have more than a couple but here's a few: Being looked at like a slot machine. Ive done my fair share of helping others out, and at the end of the story i got back stabbed.Though i do take some of the blame for being too generous. That's what the nasty little maggots do. They tend to be your friend until they can drain you for everything that you are willing to give. Pathetic huh? My trust is very thin, i can count on less than one hand who i trust 100%. So im very cautious of people

Birthday Boards: Oh come on, people who make them are looking for a handout, "ooh I got a new side bar for the day", "I forgot its my birthday", and "I'm sad because no one remembered my birthday", or my favorite "lets see how many random events I get from my sidebar"..*cough*lame*cough* all you do is make yourself look bad.

Stealers/scammers/Users/Idiots/Morons/Duufus/liars: that really should explain it all
~heres a little tidbit: I will not conform to anyone's rules except TNT'S. Who cares what others think or what they say for that matter. *shrugs* ignoring the taunts makes you the better person, and they have nothing to feed on. Nothing but glorified trolls with "friends" to back them up..IMHO
Im with no one and quite like it that way. While I may disagree with someone, I don't bait them at every turn while repeating myself time and time again(adults doing this more than likely to a young adult)to make them see my point of view.It's childish,immature and the end result makes you look like the fool.But if that is what you were going for..Congrats!!

What should people know about you?
Well this could go on and on but I'm making it short. I am fiercely independent, simple, direct and very honest. I would rather give than receive,very loyal and protective of my friends, you mess with them you also mess with me. I tend to open up rather slowly,yet i think i am easy to get along with.In other words I'm a kau that doesn't take crap from anyone, and yes i have horns