Neopets Humour

Neopets might have become a kids site, where children and young players rule the waves. But once in a while small rays of grown-up, british humour escapes through the blurry darkness of cute.
I'm trying to collect those magic patches of ligth that fly the younger players by like the idle wind...

Best of Neopet 404s



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I find your lack of page disturbing...

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I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you view this...

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This is an ex-page, it has shuffled off the mortal coil.

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Of all the broken links on all the websites in all the world,
you had to walk into this one...


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My brain hurts!

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Something FISHY is going on here!

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No more pages, Dr. Jones! No more pages!

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This page must have MOOOOOVED!

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We'll just nuke this 404 from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

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Waah! Where did Neopets go???

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Well _I_ didnt break this page!!

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Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys. Forget about the 404.

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All your 404 are belong to us!

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Neopia... we have a problem...

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My mother said there are no such things as 404s, but there are, aren't there?

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Look what you have gone and done!

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I see dead pages!

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MUHAHAHA! THIS PAGE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!

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This page tasted GREAT!

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I think this page must have blown away!

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We only serve 404s here!

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Unlike me, this page is extinct!

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I will hunt down the correct page for you!

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*CACKLE* Those Neopets goons cant get anything right!

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Hehehehehehe. Page gone!

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Sir, the possibility of this page being broken is 3,720 to 1!

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The Lenny

Red
Red Lenny
Pink
Pink Lenny

It's hardly a coincidence that the pink Lenny is standing on one foot, while all the other colours have both feet firmly on the ground.

Odds and Ends


Yellow Snowball
Yellow snow...
Nuff said...




Halloween Zafara
My Boyfriend pointed this out to me:
The Angry Halloween Zafara is giving you the finger.




Blue Furry Negg
The old blue furry negg isn't furry at all. It's covered in tiny numbers. Actually... I think they are dates, or at least years.

Update: They changed the picture at last.
The new one is nicely furry.





The (old) Gameroom Wocky
Look this Wocky deep into the eyes.
It's pupils are dollar-shaped. A good old cliché never wears out... :)
The new gameroom picture has the same thing, but it's easier to see on this one.




Eye Candy
Weak pun...




The Book of Evil
The creature on the book of evil is eating a creature vaugely recognizable as a Pikachu.
In an older version of this picture it was much clearer, but unfortunately I never made a backup of that one. (Please contact me if you have a copy!)
Thanks to zzaped for pointing this one out to me.




Beaten Halloween Cybunny
I love this one!
This is the sick/beaten pose for the halloween cybunny.
For the record: none of the other beaten cybunnies are melting in a ray of sunlight.




Baby Pteri
Well, I guess it makes sense that the baby pteri is an egg.
I think t would be even funnier if it was an ugly, little, pink, wet-look baby with bulging black eyes and a gaping beak, like real new born birds.
I'm not fond of baby pets, but this one is cute.



You find 5 Neopoints!!!
You find a Fluffy Mynci Ball!!!

You also find a Snow Petpet Paint Brush!!!

You also find a Rod of Supernova!!!

... but as you to go pick it up, the Pant Devil appears and runs off with it :(

Advent Calendar, Day 13 of Celebrating year 5

Well, they did this to us last year too.
A lot of people got really fustrated and angry.
Me on the other hand; I love it when they do this. =)



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