Welcome to my petpage! As you can see, I am a sheep... baa. Fancy that you would stumble upon this page guest, considering barely a living soul, sheep or not, knows of it. Oh well, welcome anyway. Now, this page is under some very, very serious construction so please, be patient! Sorry about this- ijustwannabeasheep (my owner) isnt the fastest let alone smartest sheep in the flock if you know what I mean... anywho, while you wait why not pick up some fancy shmancy links? And do keep in mind not to steal... I bite.
--NEW-- adoptables! Wheheeee!
Me!
Oh, you want to know a little about me? Well, I am a sensitive sheep who likes taking long walks on moonlit beaches with that special someone. No really. I am a Tap Dancing, Trumpet-playing, Evil, Rocket Scientist Sheep. I swear. Ok, none of the above is true. I am a sheep though. And I am a Christian (Jesus Rocks!) I am also very friendly, only I may bite the occasional copier (be warned!) Wanna know more? Look out belowwww!
Well, now that you have gotten this far in my petpage you are probably asking yourself questions like... "How did he become a sheep?" and "Does he also have the IQ of a sheep?" and maybe even "What the heck am I still doing on this useless page?". Well stop. I am here to answer umm... most... of your questions with a quick little story. Listen carefully. No, you cant sleep guest. Just sit... I said NO!
It all started when my owner, ijustwannabeasheep, Was frolicking in the green pastures of the Uni Medows (she does that a lot... dont ask). Ijustwannabeasheep was a happy little sheep, who never wanted anything more than to be left to her happy frolicking and her lower-than-sheep-level IQ, which as you may guess, kept her occupied for quite some time.
Suddenly, to her surprise and tremendous sadness, her day of nancing and frolicking was cut short when she tripped on something. This of course caused her to fall ever so gracefully on her face while screaming out for dear life. Once her pathetic temper-tantrum finished, she turned around to see what she had tripped on.
An Egg!!" the dolt exclaimed as she turned to see an oddly shaped white egg with three peculiar orange spots and two huge orange feet. Now, I know you are now asking yourself... "hmmm... do sheep lay eggs?". Well the answer is yes... of course- it could happen (actually my owner found it quite hard to draw a baby fuzzy jubjub sheep thing so I was born an egg. Baa.) Anywho, ijustwannabeasheep was fascinated by the egg and wondered what could be inside. She pondered this question for hours; what creature could lay such a unique egg in a field with nothing but sheep in sight for miles?!? She finally came to a much anticipated decision. The egg must contain a sheep. Quite.
Yes, its a sheep egg.
So with no doubt that in that egg was a beloved baby sheep, she lovingly took it home with her. Every hour of every day (Authors Note: She had no life at the time) she watched the egg get bigger and bigger. She couldnt wait for her baby sheep!
Finally, one not-so-special day, it happened. Her egg hatched! But ijustwannabeasheep was stunned when she saw the baby sheep- it didnt look like a sheep at all! (Gasp- what a twist in the plot!) This surprise caused ijustwannabeasheep to again, fall flat on her face and throw a hysterical hissy fit. Once the screaming came to an end, ijustwannabeasheep found that her problem didnt go away... her not-so-sheepy sheep was still sitting there... staring blankly at his mother. So she tried again. This even bigger hissy fit seemed to have no effect on the strong little jubjub tyke. She could no longer solve her problems by falling flat on her face and crying... poor poor girl.
Frustrated with the unaffected green jubjub, all that she could find to do was sit and stare. So she did. For a long time. Finally she had an idea! She courageously gathered all of the otherwise useless Pieces of Wool from the Neopian shops and stuck them to the jubjub! "I will call you A Sheep!" she exclaimed enthusiastically (Yup, a creative one she is). At last she was happy with her masterpiece. The small ball of fluff, now affectionately called 'A Sheep', looked up at her and softly said (dramatic music insert here) "Baa."
Hearing this, ijustwannabeasheep found her task to be complete. The jubjub was to be a sheep! So here the story ends- A Sheep and ijustwannabeasheep went on to live happily ever after, frolicking and nancing about in any field they could possibly find. The End.
So, you liked my story guest? Oh, and please dont neomail ijsutwannabeasheep questions about the much sought after Sheep Egg. No, you cant have one too.
Presenting the Golden Piece of Wool-- my petpage award! Wanna win it? Just neomail me (no stupid requests or jokes please) and i will see if you are fit to win the highest of all high awards! (dont worry its not that hard to win...) -NOTE- below is a sample to prevent evil art theives. Bewareeeeee!
Rules:
Your page must be finished (no under construction signs please!)
Your page must not be copied
Your page must be very original
Your page must be interesting so ijustwannabeasheep doesnt start counting sheep…
Some jubjubs that are so cool they just had to be on the page of sheep... I make it sound so much like a high honor, dont I?
Duel Bazuka!
Duel is a soldier, he does what he's told and gets the job done. He excels at steal missions; his camouflaging fur he blends into Neopia's grasslands without a trace.
He is so cool! One of the best jubjubs of our time! Kablamo!
The Shop Wizard!
Always on the look out for great bargains throughout Neopia, the Shop Wizard uses his magical powers to hunt down the best buys.
What can I say? The Shop Wizard is maggggic… who couldn't like magic?
Boraxis the Healer!
A long-time resident of Neopia City, Boraxis is there to heal your wounds and injuries whenever you need his assistance.
ok, I a, pathetic at neoquest so I have never met him, but I realllly wanna!
Well, at this moment My Flock is kind of small considering I have no brothers or sisters (hint, hint ijustwannabeasheep)… or friends for that matter but hey, whatcha gonna do *sniff*
But anyyyywho, My Flock is graced with the presence of me (Yippie!), Cursed with the dim-witted presence of Ijustwannabeasheep, Blessed with the presence of Meeem (my PetPet), Honored with the presence of various random pieces of wool, and Sanctified with the presence of the Great White Sheepy Fuzzle. Pictures (respectively) Below! Remember to roll over the picture for your in-depth description...
Welcome to The Wonderful World of Meeem! Well not really a world… more like a speck of insignificant, feeble, pathetic, desolate, uninhabited (shall I go on?) land. Oh well, Meem doesnt care!
Meeem is an unimaginative little babaa with no goals whatsoever. Horrah! Actually, Meeem is very different from any other babaa in Neopia. Just take a look!
Got more Questions? (Why? How? When? What the Heck?) Well I have the answers. My owner's infatuation with sheep began with the Christian song (I just wanna be a sheep, baa baa baa baa! I just wanna be a sheep, etc.) When this song was heard by ijustwannabeasheep, she fell on her face. What a surprise. Anywho, with that, ijustwannabeasheep became obsessed with sheep. And cows. But mostly Sheep.
Why Sheep? Sheep are agile, cleaver, graceful and at the same time- clumsy, stupid and just plain pathetic. Similar to ijustwannabeasheep herself. Twas a match made in heaven… or something like that.
The obsession grew to this point, where a page just *had* to be made about sheep. Wow. Why are you still here again?
Also why not have some tiny sheep adoptables? And if you would like a custom Babaa done, just neomail Ijustwannabeasheep!!! Enjoy! (and link back... grrrr...seriously, please do or else i will be forced to report you and then steal my mini sheep or paint brush back and kick you. hard.)
