Arrgh! Yes, it may be simple and common pirate entry statement but sometimes simplicity provides a bold statement.
The C.I.T.S. *Coffin in the Sea* Guild may be fairly new but it's full of members that have been around from months to years in the Neopian Community. I'll proceed this welcome message with more information about our guild:

Coffin in the Sea? What the heck?
Isn't it such a fantabulous name? Of course it is! The name is fairly self explanatory. If you don't know what it means....look it up!

What can your guild possibly offer me?
Well, you would really have to join to find out wouldn't you? Ages vary in our guild - 10 to ??? *us older sea myncis are so old we can't remember our own age and have been three-sheets to the wind since then*. We try to provide many activities and fun for our guild members! NOTE: IF you are looking to join just to gain a COUNCIL spot, then please don't join. We have sub council available but no main guild council positions available.

- 1 NP Auctions
- Fun games with earned points!
- Dubloon System *Point System*
- Avi Lending
- Arrgh! Adoption Agency
- Help help and more help!
- Fun earned awards
- Guild webbie - our favorite feature including your own editable members page*s*, guides, tag board, forum, radio blog *songs upon request* and then some....
- Free graphics/lookies on the way

:: Guild layout ::

Requirements:
Our requirements are not shamefully long....
- We prefer active members. There really is no point in joining if you prefer not to participate.
- A personality. We prefer non-brick walls and pieces of dead wood :P
- You MUST be a premium member.
- We don't care if you have a low avi count, low scores, etc. As long as you are actually active on your account. We do not want to see accounts that haven't been accessed in 30 days :K
- Age is not an issue with us either. I've seen 12 year olds with older souls and attitudes than 40 year olds. The maturity level depends on you!

Rules:
Rules aren't shamefully long either...
- Fun! Lets have some ;)
- Neopets prefer non political, religious or hateful conversations. We are along those guidelines as well.
All Heck, we are pirates after all...so expect a little rough talk once in a while. We aren't Faerieland pansies that prefer to sit on soft pink clouds and eat faerie toast with butter while watching the poogle races! Mmmmmmk, some of us are, be we dare not say it out loud :O
- Never post our guild webbie anywhere publicly on neopets. It's a rule breaker and we would hate to throw you off the plank if you seem to not follow that rule nor any rule!
- Treat your fellow guild members with respect! Like our slogan states....We treat our deck moppers with the highest respect! It's true ;)
- Never EVER drink grog before 12am.
- You must mop the decks at least once a week. We have a rotation system for all your lovely and tiresome deck scrubbers. Aren't you ready to join the fun on that note?!

Members:
We have a nice amount of members within our guild with an array of different personalities!
We do not prefer one type of person to another. Our guild is full of people with different beliefs and we respect that. We may throw a quadrapus on your head for weewoos and giggles *hoarse pirate laugh followed by extreme coughing*

Interested in checking it out?
We would love to have you aboard our Santa De C.I.T.S.
For an invite, please neomail: altizego, Captinamy, abnecromancer86, shadow89012 or behaviorism

NOW GET TO MOPPIN' YE SILLY SPOTTED BILGUSS!!