I don't play Neo anymore and haven't since about 2008. Any recent log-on date is only because a friend asked me to transfer her pet back to her. You can Neomail me if you want... but don't count on a reply? ^_^;

Hi everyone! My name is Carrie, but you can call me Carrie. I'm a high school student from Earth, and I like writing, shiny objects, and cats. Just a few things before you read on: my pets aren't for sale/trade, they don't date, and don't ask me to join your guild. Heh^_^;

Just because I get asked this like, seriously, once a week: Blaire is not UFT. Not for any pet, any reason, NONE. Hate sounding all harsh and mean, but... she is not for trade? Please stop asking? D:

Neomail: Open. I love neomails, so send one my way if you want to talk... or something. But if you're just neomailing me with a question, check Franklin's page for an FAQ. It's recently updated and less curt than before! Yay!

Neofriends: Closed. Sorry, but because of the massive amount of requests I get, I do not accept random Neofriend requests. If you wanna be my Neofriend, mail me for a while so I get to know you. Then I'll most likely add you.

Oh yes do not ask me to write something for the Neopian Times for you. I will not!

I help run a really cool NT guild called The Lazy NT Writers. See here for information and an FAQ!

My side account is fj0rdsface. I used to have others, but I can't even get into them anymore. Therefore, anyone mailing you from any account beyond fj0rdsface and this one probably isn't me.

Shout-out to some friends: Squiesh (sytra), because SHE IS MAI N00B FREND LULZ; Fj0rd (extreme_fj0rd), for being... Fj0rd; Courtney (courtney1412), for talking to me lots and being amusing; Sirius (sirussblack), for writing collabs with me and randomly talking; Eri (erileen), for always listening to me rant; TK (tootsiekitty_) for interesting conversations at 3am and finding monsters and faces in the wall and grass, respectively; Hunty (ssjelitegirl) for talking... and talking... and talking... and also mafia planning; Nova (jockylocky), because he is Avon and therefore he is Nova and therefore, yes; Kat (precious_katuch14), for being AMAZINGLY AMAZING; thezombiemuffin, for being fun to talk and plotting world domination with me; and everyone else who has been fun to talk to over the years.

So... yeah!