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Pet Name: Kedalt
There's one thing I have in common with many, many, many neopets: an annoying owner.
Now you're all expecting me to show you pictures of the time Magic stuffed me into some Purple Cybunny Pyjamas. Not happening!... Err, because even Magic knows I'm too cool for those. Yeah. Because that never even happened. Aheh. Anyway. She's annoying on other levels. For example, she has an obsession with saving our neopoints so that she can buy toys for my sisters, meaning that I can hardly ever convince her to give me neopoints for training with the Techo Master. And then what? She sent me in to battle against a bunch of crazy blumaroos on a space station, and THEY had LASER WEAPONS.
How much more annoying can your owner get?! Much more. Owners even have this special language that they talk to each other in. They use this special language to tell lies about their pets. Let me elaborate.
Now, my friends and I all know that one of my brothers pushed me under the lab ray for fun one morning. I developed a really hideous fur condition, involving a lot of orange, and a lot of itching. Magic's explanation? I'd been "zapped to desert." She wouldn't even let me take it out on my brother in the battledome. Something about him being smaller than me...
I was quite embarrassed. I wouldn't come out of my room for an entire week. Normally, I'll have you know, that despite my glaring intelligence of over 1600 and avid book reading habits, I actually get out quite often. I've adventured on the sharp peaks of Terror Mountain, braved the jungles of Mystery Island, trekked from Qasala to Sakhmet on foot (you know, without an Apis!), and made it all the way to Altador, through the deserts south of the mountains to the west, just to get a glimpse of their library. And what a grand library it was. Next time, I think I'll be surfing the rapids of Shenkuu. Cassile is my hero, but, uh... don't tell anybody.
So, Magic did something that wasn't annoying, for once. She decided to be a caring owner. She tells everyone that my Lost Desert Lupe Mask just came with the hideous orange fur from the lab, but I'll have you know, that doesn't make any sense at all. It's just owner talk. What she means is, she took me to a hat store. And this mask is the coolest thing EVER.
The allergic fur reaction thing finally wore off, about the time of the big site changes. Magic says that she "took advantage of customization" to "paint" me green again. I'm naturally green, you know! Does this look like paint to you?! Honestly. Owners try to take credit for everything. Just keep that in mind, and you'll be okay. Owners just can't help themselves. They're a part of life, and I guess we should just appreciate them.
As for little brothers and mad scientists... stay very, very far away.