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"But you have to see this one!" Your best friend shouts at you exasperatedly. "I'm telling you, this is going to be a really entertaining pet spotlight!"
You groan loudly. "Not today!" you beg. "I'm almost on the High Scores Table for Usuki Frenzy!" Your friend narrows her eyes at you. "Fine!" You say, giving in. "But I'm only going for the free food..."
Snug in your seat with a yummy chocolate milkshake in hand, you wait for the spotlight to begin. "What a waste of my day. "You think scowling. Next to you, your friend looks super excited. Finally, the curtain slowly opens.
"Yo people!" the neopet greets. You stare. Standing before the crowd in the center of the stage is a very...groovy looking Disco Kacheek. That thing on its head...is that a...a...mohawk?!
The pet smiles at the audience. "My name is Coolie, and you'll get to spend your whole day learning ALL ABOUT ME! Isn't that just AWESOME!" Her smile grows wider as she begins.
"As you can see, I am a waaaay cool Disco Kacheek. I love to dance. That basically sums me up without details. But I guess...I should tell you details!!!" The kacheek grins again. "What I do each day is instruct DISCO DANCING!" The Disco Maniac goes crazy as she does a very complicated little jig and bows. "But of course, my real skills are SO much better than the mediocre move I just showed you now. I mean, I am the epitome of cool. Hence my name. " Once again, Coolie gives the audience a super cheeky grin. You can't help but smile at this Kacheek's arrogance.
"A typical day in my world is so psycadellic, none of you would be able to IMAGINE. " She continues, eyes bright. "Every day, I sleep till noon, have my usual breakfast of extra extra chocolately cake, then go TRY to teach my dance class wannabees. It's actually a pretty cool winter job. It probably won't last that long though. I'm just too lazy. " The kacheek giggles at herself while you roll your eyes. "The pets I instruct just want to get in the funk. They wanna be JUST LIKE ME. I don't blame them," she says shrugging. "You see, I try as hard as I can to help them, but really, being as groovy as I is hard work. Plus, I have to keep my hair in order. My styles change, say, about every week or so. " At this, Coolie pats her tall black and pink Mohawk. "Oh, and I LOVE pranks too!" She adds, smiling once more.
Suddenly, her grin gets wider, and something very rubbery and watery lands on your head. The whole crowd laughs hysterically at
your now soaked self. Coolie bows again as the crowd bursts into applause. You glare in her direction, totally angry and
revengeful, but she is still bowing. "Anyway, I better get going, but if you'd like to talk more about me, I'll be out front.
"She yells glancing warily at you. "Only one hundred neopoints for an autograph!" She adds as an afterthought. A yell of "Peace
out!" fills the room as the curtain closes.
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