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Pet Name: Pathleos
Hello, my name is Pathleos, and I am a Blueberry Chia!
Some people think that’s strange, to be a fruit with a face. That’s because people think of fruit Chias as food and, well, we are. But guess what, so is everyone else! Ever heard of Grundo Stix? Or Blumaroo Steak? Yeah, that’s what I thought. See? We’re not so different.
I guess we are more ‘ready-to-eat’ than any other kind of Neopet. Actually, it’s a big problem for us edibles. Some Neopets think it’s funny to pull a “prank” by taking a bite out of us as we’re going about our day. RUDE!
Sometimes I wish I was an Avocado Chia, or a Durian! Wow, that would be the best. Who has the guts to bite into a Durian? And have you ever smelled one? YICK! I bet they’re the safest Chias in the world.
But then I look in the mirror and realize I wouldn’t rather be anything else. Blueberry chias are the best! We are perfectly round, and have the most perfect shade of blue. And my arms may be tiny and nubby, but don’t be fooled- I am a master of self-defense and have personally sent the Ghost Lupe crying to the Hospital at the Neopian Plaza. So if you’re thinking I look delicious (like he did), you better think twice!
Bullies like to tease me by eating things with blueberries in them in front of me, like Blueberry Rolls and Bubbling Blueberry Pizza. They think it bothers me- but it doesn’t. I eat blueberries too! What? Is that weird? It’s really not, after all I’m not really a blueberry; I’m a Blueberry Chia! Big, big different. Real blueberries are tiny, and last time I checked, they don’t have a face or a brain. Or hands- or feet! But I do, and I’m way bigger too.
There’s really nothing wrong with eating blueberries-unless that blueberry has a face, like me. That’s when I have a problem with it, so as long as you’re not eating actual chias, we’re good. If you do what the Ghost Lupe did on the other hand... well, I think you know.
We have thick skin, both in the literal sense and in personality. Edibles are tough! You have to be, to deal with the way Neopia thinks of you as food. When you constantly have to worry about nasty lupes taking a bite out of you when you aren’t looking, you learn to stay alert. Us edible Chias are always ready for anything. The constant jokes get annoying, but you learn to deal with them- and if you’re around someone who makes jokes about eating you when they know it bothers you, they aren’t a very good friend in the first place, are they? Time to get new ones!
There aren’t many ways to become a Blueberry Chia. You can buy a Magical Chia Pop, which is a good thing to do if you know the kind of chia you want to be- or you can use Dr. Sloth’s lab ray, and hope for the best. Can’t say I recommend the second method, Fyora forbid it turn you into an Ogrin. Yeugh!
I think I hear my friend calling me- she’s just a regular Starry Xweetok, but she’s still cool. So I have to go, it was nice to meet you, and I hope you go out into Neopia with a new perspective on us fruit Chias!
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