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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Clouds of sand lash through the sky above, staining most of it orange and a few scarce threads of it red. For the first time, I feel like something I'm going through could be a dream in my dreamless life. So I blink once. Twice. Three times.


Flaunt Your Nerdiness



I’ve compiled a simple list of items to help you get started. My theme this week is geeky chic. The title of nerd was once a shameful nickname, but now it is worn as a badge of pride. The nerd subculture has grown tremendously over the years. Now your Neopet can also revel in their own nerdiness with a wide array of wearables. Perhaps you can even sport matching pocket protectors, eh?

10 Bouquets



There are plenty of bouquets around Neopia and they can be suitable for occasions of all kinds. But with such a wide choice there are many Neopians who get stuck with fear that they may accidentally choose a bouquet inappropriate for the occasion. And if you do that then you know for sure you won't be receiving an invitation for the latest Neopian Ball. However this guide is here to help you to make the perfect bouquet choice

Ixi Day Book Reviews


Over the years, we have read a LOT of books, so she and I decided to start reviewing them. This time we decided to review books in honor of Ixi Day (11th day of Swimming), so we invited _Ixiish_, my Ixi, to join us in the book reading and reviewing fun!

Other Stories
"Pixie the Ixi" by Username
Deep into the woods of Meridell, far past anywhere Illusen would dare send a devotee, traveled a pair of Neopets on their own quest. The slower of the pair, was an elderlyboy Ogrin who huffed and puffed. He could be heard from miles away whacking hanging branches off of the trial. The pastel Blumaroo who walked a good five paces ahead looked back in mild impatience every few minutes.

"Close Your Eyes and Look to the Skies" by Username
“If you close your eyes and look to the skies, you may catch a glance of her.” That was what Ger’s father had always told him anyways. It wasn’t until the Baby Gelert grew up and told his friends this that he realized what a paradox it was. Close your eyes and look to the skies?! You can’t do both.

"By the Sun's Hand" by Username
The last stray beams of moonlight filtered through the thick fog that hovered over the Deserted Fairground, which was anything but. Shrieks of not feat but laughter sounded through the well-kept cobwebs of the musty stands.


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Great stories!


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A Tale of Two Kitties: Part 2
Beating the Bullies.

Art by kiwilovesbigbang.

Idea by purplebee2000.

by kiwilovesbigbang


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Arthur: A Weapon's Tale: Part Two
“Yes, I know about these weapons. Immensely powerful, I tell you,”

Collaboration with surath

by trubiekatie


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The Door Closes: Part Six
Clouds of sand lash through the sky above, staining most of it orange and a few scarce threads of it red. For the first time, I feel like something I'm going through could be a dream in my dreamless life. So I blink once. Twice. Three times.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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Detective Alisha: Sparky is Missing! 7
Together at last!

by roxanna203

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The Beginning of the Shadow: Part Four
Zee called after her best friend, but she didn’t get a response. Zee could only stare at her friend’s retreating figure. She slumped back down on the bench, her shoulder sagging.

by sha2196



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