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Quote of the Week


"Destroy her!" the Duchess shouted with uncharacteristic emotion. "It must be a trick! Do whatever you must!"


Guide to Adoption



You've researched, budgeted, talked to your pets, and bought some supplies. Your pets are fed, happy, and clean. They have an abundance of clothing, books, toys, and those useless but oh-so-tempting gift items. You have less than four pets... and you're ready for...

Guide to Time Traveling



Explain the Meridellian Time Paradox. I know. We can't quite do it either. However, what my colleague, Mr. Xium, and I have put together is a guideline on time traveling based on archival research and interviews, along with proof as to how it can be done...

Against Draik Eggs


Draik Eggs. They look a lot like the Baby Pteri, don't they? Unfortunately for these little fellows, they're not. If they were, perhaps their consumption would prompt the appropriate outrage. Perhaps gourmands across Neopia wouldn't gobble them down for pleasure or pursuit of a trophy...

Other Stories
"The Doctor Is In" by spittingcobra1
The little Gelert boy coughed again, even harder than before. Even through his not-quite-red, not-quite-pink fur, the Gelert had an unhealthy pallor to his skin. "He's getting worse," the boy's mother, a Yellow Acara, said...

"Usuki Singing Stars #24: Two for Tea" by downrightdude
Patricia gazed at the lace-trimmed invitation and then looked up at Lola, who had just given it to her and waiting patiently for a reply. "You're having an actual tea party this weekend, Lola?"

"August's Wish" by themaybird
"Wow! I can't believe we're finally in Shenkuu!" May exclaimed, his bushy tail swinging behind him as he swiveled every which way. "It's beautiful," August agreed. "I can't believe you've never been. We live right over in Altador..."


Mysteries Lurk In The Margins


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Sketch Borovan- Have you heard?
No, I haven't.

by izzywizard

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The Plants of Neopia
The variety of plant life that can be found in Neopia is simply staggering, and just as diverse and as wondrous as its fauna.

by burning_shadows_79

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The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Seven
"So, what do you think of Hartwick Hall now that you've been here a few days?"

by vanessa1357924680

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Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #2
Super Attack Carrot

Written by praline01

by industrial


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Lame Pun: Horsefish
Let's Say 'Neigh'.

by blackaavar



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