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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"We have located the devices Xandra asked us for," the Duchess announced. "We have altered the plan slightly given her brief on how the artefacts work..."


A Happy Birthday!



Who doesn't love a good birthday party. Every year, Neopets comes up with another special idea to make us all happier on this day. And so much has changed since the previous birthdays. But, putting the party aside, let's see what are the other things to do on this special occasion...

Visit: Birthday!



It's Neopets' Birthday and all of Neopia is celebrating! Every world has its own way of celebrating that you may not know even where to start to celebrate yourself. Which place could I go where I can get the most goodies? Which world celebrates the most interesting way? Which worlds should...

Diversify Your Trophy List


Collecting bunches of trophies is a great pastime on Neopets. Some people like to make sure all the trophies they collect are gold. Or maybe you like the look of all bronze trophies. Well, how about trophies that differ based on which rank you get? That would be a pretty neat trophy collection, if I do say so myself...

Other Stories
"Without a Care in the World" by reiqua
Footsteps! Sophie stopped. The footsteps stopped. She looked behind her. Nothing. Sophie took a deep breath and walked on. There they were again! Footsteps! She stopped. The footsteps took one more step. Then they stopped too. She looked back again. An empty lane...

"Skyfall" by phoenix_through_fire
"Oh my Fyora," she whispered, struggling to take her eyes off the sky. For there, casting Brightvale into shadow, the bottom of Faerieland could be seen. It was a sky full of purple, angry clouds. The colour of Dark Faeries, the colour of bruises. Leia felt the suffocating grip...

"Today is the Day" by shadyy15
After slamming my fist on the alarm clock, I forcefully rub the sleep from my eyes. "Today is the day," I whisper confidently. "Today is the day." I throw back the covers and bound to my feet. Walking towards the window I pull back the hangings and observe the street below...


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Great stories!


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Friday Game Night
For those who are unaware of the King of Cards origin, his story began on a particular Friday game night...

by vanquishee

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Room For Improvement - Ideas
Some ideas are better than others...

by akashama

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Fall-ing For Your Autumn Neogarden
Many people don't think much about gardening at this time of year but it is possible, especially in the world of Neopets.

Also by hummerthug

by blue_eyed_tiger_j


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The Lonely Stranger: Part Seven
When you added all the broken shards of memories I still had together, it equaled me. I was an okay person, I guess.

by aircraftcarriers

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The Interview
Today, after many years, we have possibly found the bakery where the so-called "Birthday Aisha" lives.

by sushicat1__20



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