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Respect is a vital part to everyone's enjoyment of this year's Altador Cup.

Interview With Keetra

Ever since the first modern Altador Cup eight years ago, Keetra Deile, the captain of Team Virtupets, has dazzled yooyuball enthusiasts all over Neopia with her tenaciousness and style, both on and off the pitch. This young Cybunny's effort paid off when she led Virtupets to their first ever Altador Cup championship in Y9...

Power-up Paradigms

There's no shortage of theatrics down on the field, and most of the movie-magic quality of the game owes itself to four little badges that do some very big things. Players and spectators alike know them as the power-ups, and these randomly-appearing boons can turn any game upside down in a matter of seconds. Their...

Mid-Altador Cup Crisis

You might feel like you're so far behind on your rank goal that you're considering just leaving the whole thing until next year (if you haven't already). But never fear, that's where I'm here to lend a hand! There are two ways to go about getting yourself back on track with the motivation to finish...

Other Stories
"Miscalculations" by psychedelicreature
There were two things that Nibs Alabaster never left his neohome without: a working retractable pen, and a small notepad that he kept in his jacket's pocket. Ever since he had first been assigned the task of buying food for his guild, he carried...

"Where the Wind Blows Wild" by saphira_27
Kanrik leaned against a wall, surveying the little town of Brilforge. It wasn't particularly remarkable in any way – there were many towns like it nestled in the passes of the Great Mountains, the spine of Neopia's biggest continent...

"Pretence" by ladylifeless
For as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her. Her too-thin limbs barely clung onto the clothes that were stained in a way that could not be simply scrubbed away. The acrid smell that clung to them...

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Neopia's Best Summer Destinations
Not to discourage my fellow Neopians from having a good summer, I have compiled another list...

by darkobsession


The Great Game: Golden Quill Edition - Part Two
"If you're talking about the quill that was stolen from the Neopian Bank, I don't have it. What would I want with that quill?"

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For as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her...

by ladylifeless


Agent of the Sway: Recovery - Part Two
Clayton read through the documents he had been supplied with as the carriage made its way to the Haunted Woods. Neovia, it seemed, had once been a relatively peaceful and normal town...

by herdygerdy


The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
It's time for the Altador Cup!

by trivialarzt

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