There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots Circulation: 192,151,462 Issue: 633 | 21st day of Awakening, Y16
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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

What a silly child, she thought; of course there were no monsters that lived in closets. That does not mean there were no monsters.

Guild Membership

We're going to break down what exactly guild commitment is going to mean for you. While everyone has a different experience with membership, and many suggestions are objective based on the type of guild that you have joined, there are a few things that most guilds can agree on. I've broken my tips down into four suggestions as to what makes a good member...

Guide to Cross Painting

It is mostly done with a Base Coat and a Clothes Coat. A Base Coat can be any color in Neopia, with the exceptions any color that will alter the original pose of the pet, which includes babies, mutants and Maraquan Draiks. However that still leaves you with many possibilities! It could be checkered, speckled, blue, royal, transparent, or anything that you think looks great on the pet. Go crazy...

Neopian Day Care

Have you ever bemoaned the fact that you can never leave your baby Neopets at the Neohome alone? That you must impose upon your older Neopets for infant care, even if you can barely trust them to remember their own pants before going outside in the cold? Or perhaps you pay exorbitant amounts of Neopoints for in-Neohome babysitting, with no guarantee that...

Other Stories
"Sebastian's Spirits" by crazy_4_sushi
"No, what I'm saying is that you never even sailed to Mystery Island. I'm fairly certain that you never had a crew or a ship, and you never once possessed a magical box that had 'voices' in it that told you..."

"Lord Luparn and the Colossal Skeith" by sirr1ch1
In a distant corner of Meridell, a gentle wind blew through the little village of Crokabek's Caw. It was so remote that very little happened there, not even the Meridell-Darigan war...

"A House Call" by distilling
When she turned around, though, her smile went away, and she yawned and rubbed at her eyes. Funny, but no one ever asked her how SHE was doing. It was nice to help out sick pets, but she had to remain by the pool...

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The Adventures of Zarugene and Dunestar: Part 1

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