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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Roses are red, violets are blue, ice cream is cheaper than dinner for two. Writing a poem can both relax yourself and occupy your time while you wait for the celebrations to disappear.


AntiValentine Gift Ideas



Valentine's Day is traditionally a day for showing your loved ones how much you care, showering them with thoughtful gifts and attention. But what if you need a way to show someone how unappreciative you are of them? We've managed to find some rather peculiar items to show your special someone how unappreciative you are of them this Valentine's Day...

Dressing Male Neopets



We wanted to dress our male Neopets up for this sweet, lovely holiday, but what a hard challenge! There are only a few male garments that are suitable for an important event like this, so we decided to make a short list of male items, from the hat to the shoes, in order to help every male Neopets who wants to have the perfect outfit, even if they aren't...

Neopies Acceptance Speeches


The 6th Annual Neopies have recently ended and all the voted winners have gotten their Neopies. It's time to go to each one and hear their acceptance speech to see what they think of this honor, what they have to say to those who voted for them, what they plan on doing in the future, and...

Other Stories
"Seeking Love" by fairyxhearts
"My Red Pikis. I can't find it." "Ah." Lucinda felt herself flounder. The right thing to say seemed to elude her as the horror of Candy's words sank in. "That's awful!" she exclaimed at last, though, even to her own ears, it sounded woefully...

"A Valentine's Day Extravaganza" by crazy_4_sushi
"That DOES IT!" Jazan roared as he grabbed the note and ripped it in half, incinerating the rest in a fire spell that emerged from his hands. "When he gets here I am banishing him to the deepest Qasalan tomb!"

"Roses and Chocolates" by melina322
Jazan nearly toppled over by how fast he turned to stare at the thief. Blinking in surprise, he quickly regained his scowl and glared. "And what do you mean by that?" Hanso flashed a grin as he stuck his hands in his pockets...


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Worth Fighting For: Part Six
"That's the biggest Lyins I've ever seen!" Blynn exclaimed, nocking a piece of ammo in her slingshot and taking aim...

by cosmicfire918

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Reality of REs: Sleep tight!
Don't let the ghostkerchiefs bite!

Also by oracle419

by ribbonpig


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Valentine: A Cautionary Tale
Our story begins on a cold day, blustery and wintery as it is wont to be during the month of Awakening.

by emblo93

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Through Moltara and Back
She was no stranger to doing whatever it took to complete a mission. Lampyri was a Firefly, a glowing Buzz that lived in the City of Lights, a cave located in the uppermost region of Moltara.

by blueys45

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6th Annual Neopies Acceptance Speeches
The 6th Annual Neopies have recently ended and all the voted winners have gotten their Neopies. It's time to go to each one and hear their acceptance speech...

by pikachu315111



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