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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


'My dear, you wound me deep with such harsh words,' he said slowly, his voice choked to perfection. 'You have struck me a blow more grievous than any weapon could ever dream, and delivered a scar that cannot be healed.'


Krawk Island Takes First



As former second place winners have done in the past, the Krawks persevered and took home the long sought trophy. Lost Desert was defeated by Krawk Island in the first round of the finals, pitting them against Kreludor for bronze. Shenkuu beat first seeded Kreludor to face the Krawks for gold. But, unfortunately for the ninjas, the pirates discovered gold in the form of a first place trophy...

Neopian Times Phrases



Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?

Awesome Petpages


Petpages are one of the best features of Neopets, so it's sad that so many people never bother with them. As the single most customizable part of Neopets, they're the creative outlet for hundreds of users and a goldmine of useful tips, tricks, and guides for managing the many aspects of the site. Because anybody can make a petpage, there's no "standard" petpage, just broader categories...

Other Stories
"Paper Butterflies" by ralph89170
He pins the Neopian Times on his wall, frames and hangs them like butterflies. They are dusted every day, and the pages still smell of that lovely, fresh, new book smell. If anyone were to open the pages, they would crackle...

"Antagonism" by lion_trainer
"I don't care what he means, Mr. Marcus. He's a terrible waiter. He never brings my food out properly the first time, he never responds when I hail him, and it's quite obvious that he takes pleasure in antagonizing me and my brother..."

"400 Times The Madness" by chipmunks_rule
Gunther choked on his muffin. On his back porch were four hundred copies of the Neopian Times. After swallowing, Gunter noticed a note left on one of the stacks of paper. He read it hoping for an explanation...


Neopia, It Is Your Destiny


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Great stories!


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Birds of a Feather
What's that on your head?

by neogirl4749

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Shoes
I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.

by nativsis

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The Messenger: Part One
Rasala stared out her window, her head in her paws as she peered through the glass. Outside, the sun shone bright in the Mystery Island sky.

by iamcanadian1428

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Tweaking Neopian Games #4
So Kacheek goes to meet Florg...

Art by vampirebunny180

by myssinu


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Antagonism: Part One
"Coming!" Golem called, trying again for a deep, calm breath. He took up a tray in his lanky arms and hopped carefully out to their table, which stood right in the center of the restaurant.

by lion_trainer



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