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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Hats are something really special. They are the cherry on top of your ice cream, the chocolate sprinkles on your toast, the last piece of your 2500 piece puzzle. A good hat makes everything fall into place.

Altador Cup: The Teams

As I'm sure you already know, Altador Cup III is almost here! Yay! We're all excited, we're all getting in our boats and heading off to Altador, but most importantly, we're trying to figure out what is going on with signing, retirements, team arguments, stars on the rise, and teams that are going to disappoint us yet again! Here are some of the top questions leading into this year's Altador Cup...

Fyora Party!

There are many ways to celebrate Fyora Day. You can show off your gallery filled to the brim with Fyora items and perhaps win the Gallery Spotlight. Or you can create a wonderful Fyora lookup! No matter how you contribute to this day, Fyora will thank you for your respect and devotion. As you know, many celebrations will occur on this well-known day. Parties may be thrown at...

Guide: Taking Villains Lightly

It is a brainwashing technique. If you persist in calling him "silly", "cuddly", or "amusing", he may begin to underestimate himself. Or perhaps you could deform his real name. Take Mr_Cuppacakes for example. We call him Cuppy, Cuppacaky, Cuppy-wuppy-puppy-kins, and other cuddly variations. It's demeaning. It really is. And he begins to think of himself as a joke. Perhaps not consciously, but in the back of his mind, he wonders if anyone will ever take him seriously...

Other Stories
"Pet Peeves" by dark_slammer
So you wander around for a bit, curious, and find a little note plastered to the fridge, a note that simply reads: 'You're in for a big surprise.' Now, this has obviously been written by your owner. Your owner that has vanished into thin air. Your owner that has PROMISED you a Darigan Paint Brush for six months...

"The New Kid" by geneames1 and summerschilde
"It's always this way with the new students, isn't it? I guess it must be tough being new and all, so I'll just call you Noob, okay? It's nice to have a nickname people can remember you by. Just go straight down the hall, Noob, and it's the third door on the left; do you think you can..."

"Pride, Prose, and Princes" by dancingpetal
It wasn't at all as intimidating as I'd imagined. Except for the designer clothing and the occasional glitter of a 500 carat diamond watch or necklace, it looked like any old upper-class garden party. Another uniformed attendant, a Yurble this time, noticed me. "Name, Miss?"

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