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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


If you keep focusing on your goal in life, how are you going to remember what happened before that? If you think the highlight of your life is going to be accomplishing that goal, then you aren't going to remember the special moments that happened before.


Freaky Fishing



We've all been to the Underwater Fishing Cavern. We've watched as our pets cast their lines into the murky water and have seen the disappointment on their faces when they reel in another piece of kelp and the joy when they get an actual fish. But have we really taken a good look at what we're reeling in on our fishing lines?

Chia Conspiracy?



They're cute, they're cuddly, and they could mean the end of the world as we know it: the Chias. Yeah, I'm sure we all know them as those little Neopets that rather resemble large blobs with arms, feet, and the occasional hair-like appendage on the top of their heads. But what are they really hiding...

Neverending Battle


On a seemingly typical day, you are wandering around deep space in your colourful fighter ship. Don't ask why; you just are. Suddenly, Sloth decides to pay a visit, and he's got his eyes set on Neopia's shiny surface. The thought of returning to a planet called Slothopia horrifies you, so what do you do?

Other Stories
"Totally Ordinary Story" by artistwonders
Francesca picked up her hairbrush and brushed her long blue hair back, and then she grabbed her staff, went into the bathroom to brush her teeth, and then headed down to breakfast. Her mother, a disco Aisha named Taylor, was sitting in the kitchen, sorting dishes. "Is my hair alright?" asked Francesca. "Is my dress alright? It's my first day in a story! What do I do?"

"Discovering Nobody" by thecandyandfoodlover
Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...

"Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story" by excita
Jair struggled to keep up with him, knowing he would try to pass it to her. She was right, but not prepared. As Halt flung the ball in her direction, Quinn stepped in front of her and intercepted the pass. His team members cheered as the Koi scampered down the field. The game hadn't been going for five minutes, and Jair had already made herself look like a fool. As the game progressed...


Herbs To Eat If You're Ill


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Great stories!


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The Three of Us
Clouds aren't cheap...

by fading_tranquility

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Totally Ordinary Story
"Is my hair alright?" asked Francesca. "Is my dress alright? It's my first day in a story! What do I do?"

by artistwonders

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Past Reflections: Part Five
"You've heard about Tyne, yes? She was like a sister to me. We grew up together, watched over by our old adopted mother. Unfortunately..."

by smurfafied1800

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The Kougra Klan: Part One
Riyita was a lonely Aisha; she had no brothers or sisters, and lived alone. Her house was a small cottage...

by ikea_sale

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Chatspeak
Ch@t5p3@k on the neoboards... Don't you hate it?

by lauraklamot



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