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“And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, “Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats.” Therefore…”

by diggingdeeper
An Officially Unofficial Yooyu

I'm just your everyday, nondescript petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other petpet: taking walks in the park with the other petpets, being fed only the highest grade petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept.

Oh. You've noticed, haven't you?

I am a Yooyu.

by lissiekat10

 
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A Study in 10HP Movesets



In this article I will explain the Battledome oddity known as "10HP Movesets" and how it can be used to defeat the Giant Ghostkerchief with minimal stats and weapons. The term "10hp moveset" refers to a 1P opponent using the same specific move whenever your pet’s remaining HP is 10 or less. One example of this mechanic can be observed with the Flaming Meerca: if your pet starts the round at 10HP or less, the Flaming Meerca will use his Stone Fire Body Basher + Forest Hat + Static Cling, round after round, until your HP goes above 10. Not all opponents have a 10hp moveset, but here is a list of the ones that do: Count von Roo: Auto Targeting Telescope + Supersize! + Halitosis Flaming Meerca: Stone Fire Body Basher + Forest Hat + Static Cling Mummy: Hand of the Mummy + Level 2 Bubble Beam + Irritable Minions



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Snaw's Beauty Post: Shampoos That Shine!
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Neovia's Corruption
“My dear, the Kiko Lake Team poses absolutely no risk to the kingdom,” King Altador spoke, stirring his hot cup of tea with a small silver spoon.

by trishabeakens

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Seven
The trip to the mines was not easy. Faerie shadows constantly swooped down at them, eyes aglow, but Eunji and Min were quick to dispatch them. Eunji, being faerie-coloured, was especially sensitive to magic, and she let that sense guide her as she led her friends into a dark shaft in the side of a mountain, a hole that looked like a bottomless pit.

by cosmicfire918

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Silver's Reset Challenge #1
The beginning of a new adventure.

by kuroneko_kitty

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Yooyuball Fail
Secret Weapon to the rescue!

by andypopo



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