Short Stories

	The Auctioneer George hated his job. by evoness
	Dr. Death (The Sing Along Version) Some may look at him and wonder: Does he have no regret? by natalia_ivanovna
	Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire "Silverweed spoke with me yesterday. He explained what was really going on." by aizar
	No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge Jhudora! What did we learn yesterday about two wrongs not making a right? by ava_ked
	Grundo But the Ixi just continued to cry until her mother picked me up off the shelf and reluctantly asked the shopkeeper, "How much for the blue grundo?" by rhosymedre
	Unexpected Visit Thade was taken aback. Never in all his years of having Neopians visit his castle had any of them "just wanted to talk." by kitty02695
	The Longest Lend After all, being transferred was a common thing for Cricket, but there was still something of an exciting risk to it... Also by 777lehuanani by happyhaz
	Missing "Well, where is she?" her owner asked, seeing her enter the kitchen alone. by bananahorn
	Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates He awoke to the alarm's high-pitched wail. Warning lights flashed around him; someone was trying to board his ship. by roeder123456
	Dreaming in Snow I could hear the Snowager's snores echoing around the cave walls... by charmandersforever

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Fashion For Minions

I have realized something. My minions, those Grundo slaves that do as I please all day, every day, try to keep me, their leader, worshipped and impressed so that I don't unleash my vengeance on them. However, there is one terribly wrong thing with this system. It's a tragedy! Listen up, minions, for I have decided on BIG changes! You all work so hard...

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Farming: Flex the Mighty Muscles of Mediocrity
What is farming? Simply put, it's doing an easy thing worth very few points over and over again until it becomes a lot of points.

by archer_kat

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Fashion For Minions
What? Minions can be fashionable too. =)

by cloudpuffpuff

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Brightvale History: The Two Kings - Part Three
"You were clearly not meant for kingship. You'd do the whole country a favor if you'd step down."

by nimras23

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Writing and Fighting: Part Two
Please have the Time Repeating Machine on standby. I may make a dash to the Space Station in two days to rewind time...

by crazy_holly_ii

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Funthing Has Happened!!
That is how you find a mystical codestone on the floor!!! =]

by white_tiger0226

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That's Too Punny!
*bad joke groan*

Also by kreepyjess

by x_seabee_x

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