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Hello Fellow Traveler

Located in the sunny land of Altador, stood the ancient archives building.

by trishabeakens
 
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Work We Go



Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go If you’re like me, you’d do anything for your Neopets. Buying them toys, curing them when they’re sick, feeding them when they’re hungry, taking them to Kelp (are you SURE you don’t want to take any leftovers this time? Welp, that’s 60k down the drain…). And while we love and take care of our pets, there is nothing wrong with asking them to start earning their keep! While many of us older Neopians already have real-life jobs of our own to pay for our Neopets Premium, our Neopets have the opportunity to grab some jobs of their own through Faerieland’s Employment Agency.



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A Proposal for Skalpo the Techo
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What are they saying?
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