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I’m just a yellow Kougra; nothing special. If you want to read my story, go ahead. My story has a happily-ever-after, yes, but it’s not like that. My story is much more complicated. It’s hard for me to even tell it nowadays. So if you really, truly want to read it, go ahead. Go on, read it, but this is a warning.

by hazelsmartotop
 
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"A Haunted Mansion in Neovia" by cardinally
Sometimes, Percy really didn't know how he got into these situations. It had been a nice, slow Tuesday at the office when his boss had stopped by. There he was, two revisions deep in his latest article over the local junior Altador Cup game. The little rascals that called themselves the Neopian Central Rainblugs, which was one of the worst names in the junior division, had just beaten the Maraquan Marafins 12-5. It had been a rather entertaining game, especially when the fight between the coaches broke out. There were rumors that Debbie, the coach of the Rainblugs, had snatched a member of the Marafins right from under their nose - wait did Maraquan's even have noses? Percy paused in his writing to ponder the question. Nostril slits perhaps? Regardless, it took three parents to pull Finny off of her. All and all, an event that caused the game to be on hold for twenty minutes and would only get a brief mention at the end of this week's article, artfully disguised and fluffed as a simple disagreement. Percy was still deep in thought when Jess, his boss stopped by. She was perfect - her hair was perfectly coiffed and piled on top of her head, her outfit an immaculately pressed and fitted cream blouse and purple skirt, her eyes accentuated by a little wing, in a nice, contrasting brown to her pink fur. She was effortlessly trendy and chic - as Milly, the Quiggle in charge of the style articles swooned about.




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Edna the Avatar Thief (Part 1)
Edna the witch is probably one of the more written about villains in the Neopian Times. Villain you might say? Well villain she is indeed! Not even Dr. Sloth himself would have the nerve to ask for 20,000 Neopoints of items per quest and not give a pesky avatar out! Edna has no such limitations.

by m0nster_rancher

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What Has to be Done
Durveda would have loved to have been in the room when his brothers took their first drinks of the potions.

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Optimal Pyramids Play
I've immersed myself in the wonder of the Pyramids, been visited by the queens and kings of the Lost Desert and started dreaming in cards. That's right, I've been maddened by the variant of Solitaire that a certain Aisha has been peddling in front of the Lost Desert's biggest landmark, Pyramids!

by testmatch

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Zombie Neopets: An Anatomical Debate
They say you only have one chance at life, but that’s not always the case. Those who are lucky- or depending on your view, unlucky- enough to be raised from the grave have come to be known as zombie pets. Be it from potions, paint brush or lab experiment gone wrong, these shambling friends can provide some unique and interesting insight on the life cycle of a Neopet, and how death is sometimes merely a road bump along our journeys.

by waaurufu

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Altador Cup Plans?
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by ruben160


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