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Begin Again: Part One

The green Draik breaks through the forest, leaping out from between two trees. She dashes down the slope, long wings billowing up from the wind of her dash. She runs on all fours, having the lithe limbs to do so. Her small backpack bounces with every step.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998

Dances With Werelupes: Part One

“This is an outrage!” Blynn679 backhanded the front page of the Neopian Times. The Disco Zafara’s magenta tail lashed behind her in frustration as she paced around the library of her family’s Altador villa. Her Faerie Draik brother edged over her shoulder to look at the headlines. “What’s an outrage?” ArPharazonTheGolden asked. “This!” Blynn pointed to the largest text on the page: PREPARATIONS FOR ANNUAL CHOCOLATE BALL UNDERWAY.

by cosmicfire918
 
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"Usuki Singing Stars #25: Publishing Problems" by downrightdude
"At last, I’ve finally finished!!” Sparkles shrieked, waving five sheets of paper above her head triumphantly. The pink Bruce dashed out of her bedroom, clambered down the stairs and stormed into the living room with her finished piece of work gripped firmly in her hands. “Oh Scary, you won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice squeaking excitedly. Scary looked up from her fashion magazine. “Did you finally fix all of Snaw’s grammatical errors again?” asked the purple Bruce. Sparkles shook her head and squealed. “I’ve finally finished that short story I was telling you about! You know the one I said I wanted to publish in the NT?”




Other Stories


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Downtime With Dr. Sloth
Just a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.

by vanillafilth

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Mission KatFL
OPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222
VIEW: subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:


by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Care and Keeping of Robot Neopets
Do you own, or want to own, a Robot pet? If so, this article is for you. Robot pets are high maintenance, after all. One short-circuited wire and your pet is in for a very pricey visit to the robo- veterinarian. This quick guide to the care and keeping of Robot pets should help you avoid turning your pockets inside out to pay for repairs. Ready?

by dearmoviegoers

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Dubloons - An All Time Low!
Greetings fellow Dubloon buyers and sellers of Neopia! During your busy buying and selling lives here on Neopets have you noticed a significant decrease in the price of dubloons? I'm almost postive you have, though this issue may have faded into the back of your mind.

by kimi10552

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Poogles & Giggles #5
I didn't touch one, I swear!

by lizzbear_

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Trouble in Paradise: Random Events
This is why you only get to press it once a day.

by chasing_stars44



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