teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 188,914,574 Issue: 542 | 27th day of Eating, Y14
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

New Series


Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part One

Five months ago a book had appeared and had unexpectedly led us on an adventure, an adventure that never happened...

by kristykimmy
The Story of B.: Part One

Maybe it should be a secret... but I felt like I had to share this with someone. The world deserves to know about B.

by kooky_user
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries



Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...



Other Stories


---------

A Better Way
Hanso strode through the streets of Faerieland with a jaunty step and a smirk on his face. He had nearly forgotten what it was like to walk out in the open daylight without fear of being recognized and chased by guards...

by sporty2443

---------

The Lupe With the Horrible Name
There was once a pet created with such a terrible name that I can't even tell it to you.

by krazykiddo5

---------

The Ten Best Prizes From the Mini Plastic Neggs
Nope. Not bitter at all... *shifty eyes*

by dr_tomoe

---------

5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny Carnival
A humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.

by greenglitter

---------

Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Rainbow Guns
I'm not scared...

by shamaela

---------

The Goofers
Argh! Puppy dog eyes!

by lintsuf



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.