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An Iliad: Part One

"Remember, six o'clock sharp! Don't be late. Lord Bracken is here to discuss the war, to enlist help and... well, you'll find out."

by eternus_dragon
A Very Neovian Election: Part One

Paperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled...

by herdygerdy
The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part One

Cove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe...

by ayame_23
Braving Brightvale: Part One

She had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor.

by dr0pz
 
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Impress a Slorg



Who can resist a smile like that? Sure, I know that they go rampaging in the the fields of Meridell, causing endless famines and admitting more fainting incidents into the Neopian Hospital than any other creature on Neopia (with the exception of Jhudora; you don't want to get on her bad side, especially if it concerns Illusen), but think of it this way. No one likes eating vegetables anyway, so what's wrong with sacrificing it all to the Slorg? I'm pretty willing. So if you want a Slorg friend for life, carry on reading...



Other Stories


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Selfish? No Way!
"I'm so sorry to bother you, but would someone PLEASE get the door! I'm in the middle of fixing dinner!"

by sarah24hd

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The Kacheek Club: The Petpet Whisperer
"Thanks again for volunteering to take care of my petpets while I'm gone, guys," Olive the Brown Xweetok thanked the Kacheek Club as her parents loaded their suitcases...

by jenlin_25

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Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!
Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951

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The Best of the Best: Neopia's Top 10 Petpet Colors!
And you thought your petpet was amazing!?!

by k99366

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Adoption
Adopting your "baby" brother...

by xlaq

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Cannonball Barf Boat...?
The PPL will have something to say about this!

by sk8brdrme



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