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The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part One

Suddenly it clicked in her mind. "Oh... uhhh... You see, I think there's been a sort of misunderstanding..." She gulped nervously.

by jenlin_25
Molly's Story: Part One

A few meowclops were sitting in a box, somewhere in a cupboard. They were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan
 
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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest



When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...



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The Perfect Negg
After chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie...

by userplay6088

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My Dream Vacation
"I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go."

by nonexist

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A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable Guides
I suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right?

by too_kule

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Investigations into Impossibility: Nigel
Nigel is one of the most controversial figures in all of Neopia. Widely criticized for posing with equipment that some claim to be contrary to basic laws of reason...

by reggieman721

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Neocash clothes

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Yellow Belly
It all depends on how your perspective.

by deorse



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